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Due Aug 08 - This Way To The Tent Shop

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TwilightSurfer · 12/04/2008 22:45

DUE AUGUST 2008 NEW THREAD!!

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dizzydixies · 29/04/2008 19:55

PMSL - I bow to the master

VintageGardenia · 29/04/2008 19:55

I have to say that a lot in my job.

VintageGardenia · 29/04/2008 19:57

You can buy the gear from figleaves in the UK would save a bit on posting from NZ

dizzydixies · 29/04/2008 19:57

rofl, stop it, am trying to get to end of easties before needing to pee and you're SOOOOOOOOOO not helping

VintageGardenia · 29/04/2008 19:58

Some of my clients would love you, dd. Not my favourite ones, I must say... I might refer them.

dizzydixies · 29/04/2008 19:59

what for? pregnant fettishes and golden showers?! probably all am good for

theme tune, brb!!

VintageGardenia · 29/04/2008 19:59

this is really pretty

VintageGardenia · 29/04/2008 20:00

Not sure how all this started but might I remind you Ireland is a Catholic country & we're not at all used to smut. Have a date with a Crunchie and a vat of Earl Grey, will check in later.

VintageGardenia · 29/04/2008 20:04

I can't believe at the start of preg I was considering this for after the birth - the idea of wriggling into anything so uberspanxy exhausts me and seems utterly irrelevant!!! I think I may have posted it here. How civilised of everyone not to have laughed me off the board. (You may have done so in private.)

VintageGardenia · 29/04/2008 20:05

It's the post control brief I am meaning.

VintageGardenia · 29/04/2008 20:06

Post control is actually exactly what I need! Five in a row! later, laydeeze.

dizzydixies · 29/04/2008 20:07

apologies VG got carried away there

I personally think I'll live in my tubi grip for the rest of my life

TwilightSurfer · 29/04/2008 20:54

So I'm just assuming half this thread will be on the Due June 2009 thread......all the sex and lingerie......you people are a hoot.

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VintageGardenia · 29/04/2008 20:59

Hollow laugh, TS, however we feel now, I for one strongly suspect after August sex will be Off The Menu for a veeeerrry looooooong time! Maybe that's why we need to get it in now! (so to speak...)

SazzlesA · 29/04/2008 21:01

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dizzydixies · 29/04/2008 21:02

no no no, not me after this am ALL done, my boobs touch my knees, my feet look like baked potatoes and my stomach could direct tourists in london on the underground due to all the stretch marks on it

if he wants 4 he can have the next one himself

SazzlesA · 29/04/2008 21:05

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dizzydixies · 29/04/2008 21:06

yipee - party at Sazzles

alittlebitshy · 29/04/2008 21:12

does an end of procreation party involve dh's getting snipped, lol?

dizzydixies · 29/04/2008 21:12
Buckets · 29/04/2008 21:14

LOL My DH will be queuing up for the snip as soon as this baby's out - will be more likely him feeling delicate down there than me with my CSec!

Longwayfromhome, it's a 6-8wk autism assessment course DS is doing, hour and a half each week but has been dragged out by 2wks holidays. Should get a diagnosis (or not)by the end of May. Still no idea whether he is or isn't on the spectrum, if so it's very mildly but explains a lot. I've always thought he was slightly unusual since babyhood so will be interesting to see what the professionals make of him. He's still my funny little boy though and we generally love his eccentricities .

SazzlesA · 29/04/2008 21:18

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CaptainCaveman · 29/04/2008 21:19

Sounds good Sazzles - I will join you in that celebration for sure. Stopping at 2 here, bar divine intervention .

Suddenly feeling very pregnant here too - with less than 16 weeks to go .

Gotta move that dead cat tomorrow - dh is such a skiver not doing that for me! I phoned the vets and they said ring the council to dispose of it. I rang the council and left a message for them to call me back - guess what? They haven't! (prob blacklisted throughout the council because I complained about the man who made me cry re. school letter for ds a couple of weeks ago!)

Anyway - we made a dvd at work today!! How jolly exciting, I'm in it and everything!!

SazzlesA · 29/04/2008 21:19

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dizzydixies · 29/04/2008 21:20

buckets my dnephew has very mild autism too and he is such a wonderful caring wee boy, well I say wee, he is now 12, when did that happen?!?

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