Due April 2008 - Spring Lambs and April Fools II

[Carey87]

New thread!!!

Am completely bored now.
I could go watch the laundry cycle I suppose.

o.O

-twiddles thumbs and pokes at her bump-

or kill the thread!!!

-hides-

Ooo didn't know that, am off to take some more!

Am a lethal combination of bored but lazy today. Hence, MN. My flat is sparkely clean for a thurs, don't think it has EVER been this neat on a weekday, and the washing is done and hung up to dry. Now I could go and make a lovely home cooked meal for my man to come home to, but I can't be arsed, so have got some left-over curry out of the freezer for him and other leftovers for the little 'un. I like to think by doing this I am helping the world by not wasting food, but really is just cos am bone idle today.

47 MEALS!!! I just remembered that someone further down (I think elfsmummy) has made 47 meals for her freezer! [Keels over at very idea of being so busy and organised]

No, I think I've done that. Oops.

I wish I were that organised. I can SEE me doing that in my mindseye... but somehow...
Oh! Look how comfy this seat is!!
I better investigate.
hmmm.

-flicks m&m's at Ellie-

The May thread has had their first baby

-Ellie catches them expertly in her mouth and wonders how many calories virtual m&m's have-

Oh bloody hell that just isn't fair. Don't they realise there's a queue?

Ooohh VS.. are you trying to jump the queue!!! Know what you mean though. Take it easy.

I need your help ladies... DS has been up and down as he has this virus but I promised him if he was a good boy he could watch any DVD he liked, and bless him he's been gorgeous. So he chose Shrek the third. HELP. Have folded all washing emptied dishwasher and dinner (plus extra for freezing) is on. so have no choice but to sit with him... AND I HATE THIS FILM!!

May!! How dare they!! Is there no sense of propriety? A sense of the natural order of things???

Oh and virtual M&Ms are negative calories. You can eat one real life M7M for each virtual one and the calories will be cancelled out.

BR

ooo like celery!

Wow.. congrats to the May thread lady.. but there is a queue and I am behind VS and Peachy!! Probably.

Ha! I had to watch 2 nights of the Colour of Magic at the weekend cos had promised DSD would watch it with her and didn't realise it went on for 2 nights. Was soooooo boring too. She loved it mind, though asked questions all the way through - 'Why's he doing that? What's that? What did he say?' We may as well have just sat down and chatted for 2 hours

Also BR - broken biscuits have no calories, cos they all fall out when they break.

Noooo come on I've been engaged for 6 bloody weeks!!If I get any more engaged LO will be eating breakfast with me!!

Ellie, me too.
I didn't realise it was going to be four hours long split into two days!

LOL. Pass the broken biscuits here then!!

Ooooh so if I drop and easter egg on the floor do all the calories fall out?

bunnyrabbit if you were anymore engaged you could pass the salt!

Breakfast? Engaged!? Nevermind. :P

Yes. And also, I have another excellent fact, not widely known among dietitians, but light food in fact makes you light.
For example - chocolate moose - light. Therefore you will remain light after eating.

My chocolate-is-a-vegetable- theory is well known -
chocolate - made from cocoa beans (vegetable) sugar (from sugar beet or cane - vegetable) milk (from cows, what do they eat? grass - vegetable)

Also I think thin food must make you thin. Have not investigated this one properly yet though.

Did you also know that eating yoghurt with anything nullifies calories and make it healthy?

That's one I didn't know!

-Ellie wanders off to get a fistfull of choc and a yoghurt-

Family will be home soon. Better get off MN and go look productive and stepford wife-ish.

Oh no Ellie don't go.. this film is shite! The first one was really good... help

Oh no it's got to the americany moral bit at the end..I think I'm gonna be sick!

Don't they have baby shreks or something in Shrek the third?