Due in June yet most of us are still here! <<taps fingers impatiently>>

[bumperlicious]

That sneaked up on us out of nowhere! Thought i'd better start a new one!

How is she showing no shame about some quite fit man poking around her hairy arsehole!

Owww, GROSS!!!

oh i missed that!! I was looking at what the plumbers just done (he's only just left bless him!)

DH has left the room, he thinks this program is too gross and he has asked me what's wrong with me.

My dp hates it too! I love it, it is really interesting!

Men are pussies

Ooooh...looks like things might be starting for Nikie1 as well

Ha! Just wait til he witnesses you pooing yourself during labour! I think its possibly the reason my DP won't be there this time

I know! Losers!

2 babies in one night!

Hey foxy...we spent 16 months in some pretty nasty conditions overseas - he is fine with my shit lol

where's everyone gone? surely other peoples genital problems can't be that fascinatng?

I'm reading the 'when homebirths go wrong' thread.

How's your Em doing?

she's fab.....eating really well; no sore norks at all now (she's clamped on at the mo!), and sleeping well; usually 3-4 hours between feeds. we've been having a pj day both of us.

LOL dh has just brought his laptop through so we're both internetting independantly....I love wireless

watching mary queen of shops....it's great!

don't read things like that until after your HB Foxy...you'll just scare yourself silly!

what programme are you watching ladoes? anal warts? where? !!!!!

either I've become illiterate recently, or I was never able to spell and just didn't realise it.

The HB thread still remains overwhelmingly positive. There are some horror stories of course, but then if it were a hospital thread it would have them.

DP is in the conservatory screaming abuse at the TV as his team loses. Now the neighbours are going to call in Social Services!

I'm going to bed soon. V tired, need to dream labour dreams.

Although sadly it might be like that dream I have where I have been dieting and working out at the gym and I look really fit and then I wake up and remember I had curry for dinner and no such thing happened.
I was so upset.

Wonder how DG is getting on?!?!

pingu...i blame water retention of the fingers...i was the same before having DD

Night TA - hope you go into labour tonight!

I'm watching House and have managed to wrest the computer off DH to see if DG has updated.

Am also off to bed soon - a night out knackers me!

Night All, I am off to bed. Good luck DG, will check in tomorrow for the news, and Pingu, Tallulah, everyone else waiting impatiently hope you have more luck than me!!
Night!!

And I'm away too. Going to try to listen to the second half of the CD before falling asleep tonight!

DG hope you are OK, good luck and hope you are having a great birth.

TA, sending big 'kick off' vibes to you!

Night all xx

Good night ladies and big labour vibes to one and all.....

DG is obviously a little bit busy to post!!

Night girlies, got a bit engrossed with mary queen of shops!

Fuck my dd is crying! She won't go to sleep, she is driving me bonkers. It has been like this for a couple of weeks. SHe just sits in her cot and doesn't go to sleep. SHe has been there for over an hour now. Best go and make sure she's ok. Night xx Hope DG has her baby this evening!!