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Due in June yet most of us are still here! <<taps fingers impatiently>>

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bumperlicious · 14/06/2007 15:27

That sneaked up on us out of nowhere! Thought i'd better start a new one!

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hollyandalice · 14/06/2007 20:26

Lol, just blame the kids! Someone ate all the biscuits I bought for the mws, must have been Alice!

annobal · 14/06/2007 20:29

Yeah, and they somehow got into the choc cake I made on Tues

hollyandalice · 14/06/2007 20:30

She ate all of dp's jelly babies as well! Naughty little girl!

doggus · 14/06/2007 20:32

I have got trapped wind and the only stuff I can eat has to be fairly liquid - so I have plumped for Praline and Cream Haagen Dasz. And the Strawberry Cheesecake one.

justbeme · 14/06/2007 20:33

Go DG!!
Did any one just see "how clean is yr house?" - EWWW the toilet and toilet brush - good job we're not still suffering from morning sickness!

Now im watching that embarassing medical problems show on C4 - I wonder what we'll see tonight!

trendaverter · 14/06/2007 20:36

Do you have vaginismus JBM? I do...only it's not letting stuff OUT, IN seems ok

Dontknowmyarsefrommyelbow · 14/06/2007 20:37

Go DG, go DG, go DG!

Brill - I'm gonna leave this on all night till we have a baby!!!!

I really wanted Christina to win the apprentice last night too - she does the same job as me - and likes horses - so she rocks!

trendaverter · 14/06/2007 20:37

erm I am joking, btw, those that aren't watching the program

foxybrown · 14/06/2007 20:37

Oh God! I had to turn it off JBM! I was eating my tea and it made me feel sick! Watching the other nights How to Look Good Naked.

justbeme · 14/06/2007 20:38

lol TA
I was thinking of testing it out later.....

daisyboo · 14/06/2007 20:38

lol doggus; i thought you said fairy liquid. I was thinking that's an odd craving ?

trendaverter · 14/06/2007 20:39

Last week was vile, a woman had a prolapsed bladder, they showed it in detail, I thought I was going to vom

foxybrown · 14/06/2007 20:39

ha ha that's what I thought she said to. Thought you were being funny Doggus!! LOL

trendaverter · 14/06/2007 20:40

PMSL Daisy

"Yum yum fairy liquid, my tongue is nice and soft now see?"

daisyboo · 14/06/2007 20:41

quite topical though TA......it can happen after pregnancy!!

trendaverter · 14/06/2007 20:42

I know, they said that 50% of women that have had children do get it - I guess I just wasn't prepared to check out this particular womans bladder over my dinner!

hollyandalice · 14/06/2007 20:43

Oh I missed the prolapsed bladder! Shame!

daisyboo · 14/06/2007 20:44

DG....are you still there?

hollyandalice · 14/06/2007 20:44

Is it me or have we accumulated nearly 200 messages in 5 hours?

hollyandalice · 14/06/2007 20:45

Hope the mw is with her, she prob needs some g&a by now!

trendaverter · 14/06/2007 20:45

I was just thinking that

Jeez we can chat some bollocks can't we

hollyandalice · 14/06/2007 20:46

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW ANAL WARTS!!! GROSS!!

trendaverter · 14/06/2007 20:47

VOM

annobal · 14/06/2007 20:47

Yuck! What are you watching?

trendaverter · 14/06/2007 20:48

What possesses a woman with anal warts to want to show them to the nation?!?!

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