due in June - except for the lucky few who have already popped!!!

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Chin up Foxy!!

Bloody hell DG, think they all need reporting!!

LOL DG...you can come and do the same in my house...we have mountains of unneccesary crap...some of it still in unopened boxes from when we moved house 18 mo ago!!

Foxy....hope your mood lifts. I'm not grumpy as such, but just can't be bothered with anything. I've been wandering around the house aimlessly and am feeling very restless.....not restless enough to start a cleaning frenzy though.

this thread caught my eye....could get nasty [yikes face]

She shouldn't be able to access any of your records DG.....that's just awful...

Foxy, I'm with you on the grumpiness! I'm going to throttle my dp if he doesn't get off his arse and do something! I was really looking forward to him coming home, but now I'm not too sure why! All he has done all day is eat, watch football shows, snooze and play football manager! I want to go out and do something, I'm so bored! I just feel like punching him!

DG, how awful of your mum to read these things and how awful that she can actually get hold of your records!! Doesn't sound like she deserves to be told about her impending grandchild!

I read that thread daisy, I was reading it for ages waiting for it to kick off! Some people are so rude and insensitive!

I, too, too have a focus for my grumpiness. 3 children 5 and under who are not doing anything I'm asking despite my best efforts of being fucking mother of the fucking year. Am going to throw something, hope to fuck its not the pc ...

DG that's fucking awful. Don't have the vile people anywhere near you.

God, I thought my MIL was bad for pissing on my floor!

I'm not grumpy as such but definitely can't be arsed to do anything that involves moving from the PC!We have loads of crap that we don't need too but it's all upstairs so technically, if I don't go up there, I won't need to think about it!

Don't throw the pc foxy! Find some toys and throw them, that should sort the kids out! Maybe you should go in the garden and shout AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE!!! I'm going to do that in a min.

Did that this morning.

DS2 is the daft one, and copped it for getting his penis out at the breakfast table. I'm sure its normal behaviour for a 4yo

they've had a great morning, and have had loads of treats, but if they don't eat their fucking lunch they aren't going to the party, and its their best friends. WHY DON'T THEY GET IT????

Good avoidance technique catkin! My upstairs isn't too bad as long as you don't go into our bedroom. There is wallpaper shards and plaster all over the floor and a half stripped wall, hence my need to go to a DIY store. I need to choose some wallpaper so I can get motivated to finish stripping the wall. The trouble is I don't drive and dp won't get up off his arse and take me anywhere! TWUNT!!

Yes foxy, I think that is normal for small boys! Why are all males obsessed with their penises? Hope they eat their lunch!

My DH is playing golf but he did some more painting in the nursery this morning and put the curtains up so I really can't complain. I meanwhile, have sat around on my fat lazy arse doing nothing all day. Holly, insist that your DP takes you to get wallpaper.

Foxy, are your kids behaving yet??

Foxy...I usually have to threaten DS about 20-30 times a day to get his hands off it.....and that's only when I'm with him. i have visions of him sitting in class with his hands down his trousers.

Blardy boys.

Are they local to you DG?.....I assume not or they might have sussed you were pg through the grapevine.

wish I had something proactive to say.....other than it sounds like you're better off out of it!

DS1 has eaten his and is perusing his power rangers magazine. Luckily he does get it. Its the younger two who turn round and say "Mummy, I don't actually care".

What are you meant to do with that one?!

Better go and find a present for the lo. Wrap it up, get some lippy on and then try to get the kids to finish eating, get ready and leave the house.

It'll be 4 by the time that happens.

Oh, I'm losing the will to live now .......

AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I haven't really got any useful suggestions for you DG although I agree with Daisy - maybe you're better off out of it?

I'm going to venture upstairs now and either spend some time sorting and tidying or else go to bed for a nap

Hope your afternoons are OK girls!!

Well, dp has just put dd down for her nap, so we can't possibly go out now ! I'm sure he did it on purpose! I'm just pissed off because I want the bedroom done before the baby comes. He is going to wembley tomorrow to watch the football, so that leaves monday. The boys are coming next weekend so that is out the window, then the next weekend I'll be nearly 39 weeks and hopefully the baby will be here or impending! Grrrr....if I could physically throw him out the window I would, but I can't because he's too fat!! TWUNT TWUNT TWUNT!!

OOOh Foxy, it must ba an age thing, I get the "I Don't Care" speech all the time from DS.....it drives me bonkers!

Hi all, sorry for the grumpy moods. Like Ria I'm not grumpy but a bit kind of aimless. V tired, despite having just napped for 2 hours. Got friends coming for the night and DH has almost single handedly cleaned the flat (I did a bit of laundry and put my clothes away, then fell asleep!). Bless him - he is brill. I just couldn't physically have done it all. Nearly killed myself trying to but duvet covers back on duvets!

Think the baby has dropped. Looks and feels a bit lower, and feels like it has shifted more to the middle rather that laying towards my left with it's feet up the right side of my ribs.

Going to make a very gooey looking chocolate cake now.

Hope you re all feeling ok. Thinking skinny ankle thoughts for you daisy. And a big "arsing twunts" to annoying Dcs, parents and DP/Hs!

Well I've just been through all my books (have to get rid of big bookcase to make room for a cot) and despite getting rid of 2 BIG crates of them, they still won't fit in the eight meters or shelves we've built for them. What the fuck? Do they just expand whenever you move them from wherever they've last been? Can't bring myself to cull any more - was painful enough as it is!...hmmm maybe I can sneak a couple of boxes down the cellar or under the bed and hope DH doesn't notice...