due in June - except for the lucky few who have already popped!!!

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hello

Yeah, me too! They just sit around eating and getting fat and watching football. That would be a good life!

my mum just came up to see me for a few minutes - wish she hadn't bothered!!
she told me - i look awful the baby is obvioulsy totaly draining me cause i look like i need to sleep for a week!!
thought i looked quite good today - i've even put some make-up on!

should have told her she looked like an old bag and still will after i've given birth!!!

Aren't mums great?! Mine always tells me how fat I am, which is nice!

Ouch DG you had 2 pgs with no stretchmarks and now you have some...there's just no justice in the world is there?

Mine were pretty horrendous after DS....think I've got a few more as I don't recall them being this high on the right of me before, but they're not red and livid, so maybe they were there all along, or the Bio-oil really does help.

LOL holly, is that men or your ankles?

Bio oil is crap! I am so fed up with my bloody stretchmarks on top of stretchmarks. They are sore and have started to get really sore and itchy and even bleed a little bit in places. It's not fair! I don't even care about being fat so much, but the stretchmarks are just so depressing!

My menfolk will be home very shortly so I'd better look like I've been doing something today rather than sitting here!

Both daisy! The fat twunts!

Ow Holly...doesn't sound good

HandA I feel your pain :-(

I have great big swirly bright red ones on my belly and they are SO itchy and I can't help scratching them while I asleep

Feel really ugly.

Nothing I have used seems to have made a jot of difference. A few little ones were ok - but now I look like something NASA would take a photo of

I look like someone has spilt a can of spaghetti on my tummy! I thought it was supposed to be hereditary, mum my doesn't have a single one!

Just been looking at a netmums june ante natal thread...there are about 20 posts....dating back to october?????they introduce themselves, then there's nothing more????
Whats the point of that????

Shit...i can hear DHs car......better scarper

Yes my mum has NOTHING after having 5!

She said 'well, you didn't get them from my side...' gee...thanks for that

A couple of weeks ago they were ok - tolerable - but now they are like big red welts and they hurt so much. I have a few on my thighs but nothing like this. I think my bikini days are well and truly over.

Somehow I manage to kill the conversations...

Daisy you're not alone in the world of giant ankles. Mine are truly horrendous!! I was also really worried that they were going to stay this way forever so it's nice to get some reassurance on that point!!

Regarding stretchmarks, mine are awful but after trying loads of different things to stop the itch/spread/lividity etc I resorted to stealing the baby's coconut massage oil that i'd got from Waitrose. It comes in a little pot and is solid until you rub it in. It's all natural, smells divine (a bit like icecream!! ) and seems to be helping. AND IT'S ONLY 2.50!! I'm now going through a jar a week cos i'm smearing it all over several times a day. Well, in the complete absence of any thing sex related at the minute, a girl has to find something else to occupy her time...

And what fab news about Lilkel and Natty!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

Tricky decision DG. I suppose it comes down to whether you'll have more or less stress if you tell them.

fuck me I'm in a vile mood

no particular reason, just grumpy arsed.

glad there's a few others in the same frame of mind.

done swimming, soft play and off to a 2 yo party. I'm fucked, kids are fucked, DP working today.

fuckittyfuckfuck

fuck fuck

fuck 'em DG

reads your medical records??? How the bloody hell does she manage that?