due in June - except for the lucky few who have already popped!!!

[derlor]

hello

You Scots are odd !!

I've got a really sore itchy tummy! It's making me ! My stretchmarks are going the opposite way this time so I have a sort of purple criss cross design on my skin! How attractive!

yeah, but we're interesting!

criss cross? and you call us odd???

True derlor!!

My mum told me to have sex 3 times a night today! I nearly died of !

WHY would you want to do that?????
is thet to go into labout or to get rid of your criss cross design on your belly?

I know! I'd rather slice my own ears off atm! I told her that I'll stick to the RLT thank you very much! Glad my dp wasn't there, he'd start getting ideas!

yup i'm with you there - have to say though it worked for me last time round!
random piece of info but do you know that Max from Eastenders used to play Kryton in Red Dwarf??

I don't watch eastenders, but that was very interesting! I only watch hollyoaks and neighbours, yes I am a saddo! Did you know that sonny in hollyoaks was billy (bianca's half brother) in eastenders?

I've been taking my iron for about 10 days now and feel no different, still really tired and run down. Does it take ages to work or am I not supposed to feel different? Sorry for the nursey question again!

don't watch Hollyoaks!!
yup takes ages to work it's a slow process - keep going and don't forget your spinich and beetroot to help.

i don't watch Neighbours either - well i did when i was like, 12!!!!! - are Charleene and Scott still in it???????

was Billy the boy with the long hair that looked like a girl?

Beetroot, bleugh! Spinach, yum! Thanks derlor you are the best hv in the world! Can you come down here and be mine? Mine were really mean and kept telling me my beautiful baby was too fat !

Billy was a little black boy (alan and carol's son) and he did have quite long hair.
No Scott and Charlene are not still in neighbours!!!!

I thought Kryton was the man from the Darling Buds of May/Heartbeat.

Am back to start my weekend moaning early.

Am thinking Birds fruit cocktail trifle, except that's not Ria-proof! What's a fridge cake?

My ribs are slowly killing me and I feel like I've been pumped full of coke/random fizzy drinks (had lucozade for lunch). LO also kick-boxing.

BOLLOCKS.

Will go now. Night all. Rx

Hope my mum never feels the need to tell me to have sex - even once. I think I would die (and so would DH!)

oh woops just checked out my facts Max played Kill Crazy NOT Kryton - stupid nonsense information highway!!!!
fridge cake??? not sure Ria
yes Holly i'll be your HV - well your virtual one anyway!

Fridge cake! The Jane Asher one looks easier and yummier! I saw it on This Morning!

Thanks derlor! You are so cool!

Ria what about this for an easy pudding -
oven hot sweet waffles with cold ice cream, raspberrys and chocolate sprinkled on top - piss easy and never fails

Oh yum, I lurve waffles! Or a strawberry flan? Buy a flan base, fill with strawberries and that special flan jelly stuff, serve with whipped cream...yummm!

mmmmmmm i feel a cupboard raid comming on!!! - where is everyone tonight have we lost them with the new thread - maybe they've taken offence at my nice, cuddly title thread!!??

Or Eton mess?? Buy meringues, break them up a bit in a nice glass bowl stir in strawberries and whipped cream and some strawberry puree.

I'm seriously into strawberries! Can't stop thinking about puddings now!

Yeah where is everyone?

holly there is a distinct lack of chocolate in your puddings - could i just add some anyway?

I think melted chocolate over the top might be a good idea! Or just serve with a dairy milk on the side!