due in June - except for the lucky few who have already popped!!!

[derlor]

hello

"Honestly Officer, my husband is checking the ripeness of my cervix".

We built a den for DS in the back garden...I'm sure with an old rug we've got tucked away in the garage and some floor cushions and candles it could be a right little love nest

mmm i'm just about to tuck into a lovely glass of crispy cold white wine - see what you've started Daisy - not having red though cause i'd neck the whole bottle!!!!
and no Holly nothing i won't try to enduce labour, well unless someone told me to eat something REALLY gross like...... black pudding YUK!!

OMG is anyone watching channel 4 - why do people go on programmes like that?????

I'm not doing it in the garden, it's cold and wet out there! I'm not doing it in the bedroom either, or anywhere else for that matter! DOing it is so overrated. After all it's how we got ourselves into this mess in the first place!

i hear you Holly, i hear you

Ha Ha...I have necked a whole bottle

.....but only one of the mini two glasses of wine sized bottles

But Holly...as Lulu says, paraphrasing Ina May Gaskin......the act of love put the baby in there, so it stands to reason it will help to get the baby out!

chah might give it a go later - keep thinking i will then can't be assed!! just need to say the word though and DH will be ready - poor soul!!!!

Well dp has been on at me for ages to put out and finally I said yes last night and he said he was tired! Not going to bother again! Little does he know that was prob his last opportunity for about 6 months!

oops hadn't finished meant to say after trying all the other labout enducing methods to get DD out (with NO sign of impending labour) i DID resort to SEX, DD born about 6 hours later

I honestly think that my heavily pregnant state actually repulses DP!

Shame

I'm off to put my feet up for a bit....sausage feet have now reached salami proportions....

....and been up since 5:45 so am bloody knackered!!

G'night all

Oh dear derlor! Might have to give it a go then! Shit!

I think my dp actually finds it quite sexy foxy, which is very unfortunate!

Night daisy xxx

N'night Daisy!

Yum, just finished my cheese. Now, I'm sure I saw DPs Easter Egg knocking about at the back of the fridge ... hmmm

I think we've done it once, when I got back from my spa weekend, in a brief 2 minutes inbetween putting the kids to bed and them reappearing!

He should be making the most of this, 'cos I am never, ever doing it again when there is the remotest chance of getting pg again!

night Daisy.
i wish chocolate was one of the things that enduced labour - i definately have given birth by now if it was

I am def getting a coil once my bits are right after bubs is born! I am shit at the pill and I don't really want dp to get the snip, just in case! Not that I'm ever doing it ever again!

They should make special prostaglandin chocolate! I think I may have just thought of a new product! I'm gonna be a millionaire!

Prefer that to the smoothie idea

imagine the choice in the box.....

evening primrose oil cream
pineapple delight
mango mahem
kiwi crunch
pure papaya pavlava
and for a special treat...

a whole layer of spunk surprise!!!!!

Quickly before I go....my big sis had a coil fitted after her DS1.......her DS2 was born 14 months later!!!!!

DERLOR

i'll leave you lot to your filthy mindedness and take my delicate sensitivities elsewhere

Mmmm...spunk surprise! I'll contact a major drug company with the idea, then it can be available on prescription! Free chocolate! Hooray! The chocolate would have to be cadburys or galaxy or G&B etc, not shit otherwise there'd be no point!