Can't believe I'm the first today.
So much for being nice to DH. It was ok and I managed to fob him off with his "ideas", but when I woke up at 2am in extreme pain and had a bath, then proceeded to throw up violently and then fidgeted all night timing pains where was he? Asleep. Didn't have a clue I'd been up all night. Not a twunt as such but a bit unobservant perhaps?
And now I have to function like a normal caring parent while he is at work (to give him credit he didn't want to go and is waiting for a call from me, but I think that's the crappy job, not just concern for me). DS1 is on the sofa under the clean throw which he claims was on the floor, despite being asked to get dressed, feed his animals and get his room sorted before I throw the contents away. DS2 is playing with the french doors which have been cleaned twice in a week and he has been told not to touch... It is going to be a fucking long day!
(I said I would be back to moan...)
Have a nice day, back at lunch, maybe.