Due in June: 1 down, 37 to go, start chilling the champagne!

[notsolilKel]

Morning and greetings, kicking off a new thread with latest stats list I could find:

Births
NannyJo - 14 May, boy Callum Sid, (due 10/06)

Waiting Room
nonsolilKel - 25/05/07 section (due 03/06)
Nattyandthomasbump ? 01/06/07
Derlor - 04/06/07
Fannyannie - 05/06/07
Twinkle5- 08/06/07
Kiwinat ? 08/06/07
Tallulahbelle ? 08/06/07
nikie1 - 09/06/07
kellogs 09/06/07
flightattendant - 09/06/07
Daisybump ? 10/06/07
Sleepychunky ? 10/06/07
K1K2 ? 10/06/07
Cocobear ? 11/06/07
Babymonster ? 11/06/07
Trace2 - 12/06/07
Badzelda ? 15/06/07
Smilingkiwi ? 15/06/07
Kittykit - 16/06/07
Catsuitgirl ?18/06/07
Bumperlicious ? 18/06/07
Hollyandalice ? 19/06/07
Riabutterflew - 19/06/07
Dontknowmyarsefrommyelbow - 20/06/07
Kdracey ? 23/06/07
Twiga - 24/06/07
Sputnik ? 25/06/07
Doggus ? 25/06/07
Auntymandy ? 27/06/07
Catkin555 - 27/06/07
Magicgenie ? 28/06/07
Mytwocents - 28/06/07
Seansgirl ? 29/06/07
Foxybrown - 29/06/07
Justbeme - 29/06/07
Diplidophus - 30/06/07
Annobal - 3/07/07

You're forgetting...its me that's the hairy trucker.....

......and I have love and hate tatooed on my knuckles......

.......and gnarly thick yellow toenails

PMSL

I'm not a hairy trucker daisy, rather a hairy fucker! I don't have any tatts, you wouldn't be able to see them through my fuzz!

......Daisy falls off the chair laughing hysterically.....

I think I've lost the plot!!

Go on holly, I dare you to put that picture on your profile page, LOL

MY LO is squirming around at all the laughing that's going on here.....bless her, she's just not used to it!!

Ok I will! See profile in 5 mins!!

It's on my profile now!! I am officially a hairy fucker!!

Christ H&A - I thought my pubes were out of control! You could've at least combed your shoulders.....

I did comb them, but I made the mistake of having a perm, so the hairs will not lie flat! I am waiting for it to grow out, it is a long process!

Ok, I'm gonna stop being weird now!!

Please stop....my DH thinks I'm in labour the noises I've been making

Sounds like you've all been doing extremes of stress and having a laugh today.

Sending wellness vibes to SFL & natty & lilkel & derlor (hope I haven't missed anyone, it's so hard to keep track.)

I had nearly got caught up and had to do the school run for cricket club which was meant to finish at 4.15 and DS1 didn't come out til 4.45. Have only just had chance to log in again and the chat's doubled. It's just NO GOOD being too busy to be on the computer during the day.

Bedtime, back later...

Oooh - am in big trouble. Spent too much time snorting at H&A's hirsute beauty & let spaghetti boil dry. Am now officially bad wife - hah! Will add this to list of bad mother (from recent notorious thread)& bad MN'er (incapable of keeping up). Going for full set of bad daughter, sister & friend over coming week. Wonder if I can get badges a la Rainbows/Brownies.....

They say laughter is the best medicine....I feel great now

Off to join DH on the sofa for a cuddle (he brought chocolate!!)

Gah that's an extra two nights I've had him this week.....the effort of making real conversation is getting to me!

Did you notice BZ avoiding my question again?......does anyone else know why ahe got banned from a chatroom???? My curiosity knows no bounds...it's the detective in me

Since joining MN we've never eaten so much burnt food!

Just watched Trumpton with DS1. Best thing on TV for ages!

No idea, she's keeping very quiet.

I did some noseying around Netmums yesterday, I don't think it would be too hard to be expelled from some of them. Most of us wouldn't last a day. They have no swearing!

Chocolate huh? you're a cheap date Daisy

Mind you I remember when it would only take half a lager-shandy to get me interested

OMG is anyone watching C4? There is a show on with men with their willies out!!

It's cos they found out I'm really a big fat hairy trucker!

Actually it was because I was unforgivably rude to them one day...partly because of pregnancy hormones (was grumpy as fuck for a while) and partly because I wanted to NAPALM them all for being so IRRITATING.

Sure we had this before? I wasn't ducking question - just DD demanded 3 (count em) Dr Seuss stories before bed this evening. She loves nonsense, that child. Luckily, since I'm full of it ;)

I haven't laughed so much in ages - DH is PHSL too. laughter certainly is the best medicine - i feel much better x

Holly - you NEED to make up a fake name with ONLY that picture on your profile and start a thread on CHAT can anyone recommend a good anti-tangle shampoo!!!!!!

Holly - you still watching channel 4 - was that your legs?????

I don't feel so bad about my legs now!!

Lol, maybe I'll start that thread when I really bored one day!!

WOOPS i was just looking at some nice stuff on the NEXT website and accidently spent £110.75 - nice swag though