Due in June - bounce on your ball till your bum goes numb or it gets so sweaty that you just fall off.

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I saw that thread earlier foxy !

oh shitty shite, here come the BHs, just as I thought they would! And the HB! Oh joy!

with u on both counts foxy

Fucking BHs! I'm having them too, they keep taking my breath away!

I've been HB free for a couple of days, so fingers crossed I'm past that stage!

the only good thing about them is when DH thinks they are proper ones and starts running around trying to pack my hospital bag. pmsl!

I knew it would happen after my school trip. Was lovely though to see the lo's out with their class.

Lol! My dp just sort of stands there and stares at me!

Was the science musuem good? Bet you are knackered!

Ha ha, but what would you end up with?

I'd get - the sports section of the Guardian, the Racing Post, a t-shirt, some soap (any at all) some pants perhaps clean (perhaps not) some deoderent.

they look like rabbits in headlights dont they! DH keeps waking me up in the small hours saying i was groaning from them in my sleep and hes worried im going to have the baby in my sleep... MEN!

Yes, but I had the two loveliest little boys to look after so was easy! I did ask the teacher not to give me anyone who runs away to look after.

prob lots of pre-preg clothes that are to small.. lol, and maybe an empty deodurant.. lol

My DP has given up sleeping with me!!! Last night he slept on the sofa, but he was very pissed. He came home with a microphone in his pocket

Yep, you're just going to pop out an 8lb odd baby in your sleep and roll over without waking! ROFL!!!

a microphone?

perhaps he was just pleased to see me

thing is, once hes woken me up to tell me im having BH, i then cant sleep cos of them

God knows why, he's not entirely sure how he ended up with it. There were some speeches made - I hope to God he didn't make one!!

i told him id give him something to groan about himself if he didnt stop waking me up lol

that is SO annoying! They do that, then fall back to sleep immediately, leaving us to listen to them snoring

count ur blessings he only came back with a microphone if he was legless pmsl...

LOL I was managing to convince myself he was going home with a 23 yo with a flat stomach last night!

farking hormones

he woke me up to ask if i knew where the condensed milk (??) was last night
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3am
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condensed milk
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i tell u he wont be making many more babies he continues the way he is

A few weeks ago we spent the night at a friend's house. I packed a big bag with all the stuff we all needed and left it on the floor in the dining room next to my changing bag, right by the front door. We went round to see my parents then dropped home to pick up the stuff. I stayed in the car and dp went in to get the stuff and put it in the boot and we drove off. When we got to our friend's house dp got my changing bag out of the boot and took it inside. I asked him where the stuff was and he said what stuff! He thought my tiny changing bag was all we needed for him, me and dd for the night. He had left my carefully packed bag at home! I had to sleep in my clothes and wear them the next day and dd had to wear a 3 year old's pjs and a 1 year old's nappies! He is such a nonce!