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Due in June, I am going to start charging you rent soon, you little *****er

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sputnik · 30/04/2007 11:59

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Diplidophus · 30/04/2007 12:45

Actually not just the lo's feet that grow. My feet gained half a size last pregnancy - I'm hoping this one won't be so severe.

I thought I'd join you. I'm due on the 30th June. I had been lurking a while back on the July thread but this is the more appropriate spot!

I have one DS (27 months), piles and spd. It's a close call as to which is bringing me down the most!

foxybrown · 30/04/2007 12:46

Start-rite are expensive though, aren't they? I hope DDs don't want those lelly-kelly things though. vile AND expensive!

justbeme · 30/04/2007 12:47

God I go off and eat half a sandwich and you lot are off again!!!
bloody hell its like a wind tunnel in my garden - it looked so hot when i was inside - so im back!!

foxybrown · 30/04/2007 12:48

Yay! and welcome! And you are due after me!!

justbeme · 30/04/2007 12:49

LOL Foxy !! - you're prayers have been answered!!

hollyandalice · 30/04/2007 12:50

Hi Diplidophus, welcome to the madness! I hope my feet don't grow, they are already an 8 ! They didn't last time, so here's to hoping!

Start-rite Doodles are the same price as Clarks and look much nicer.

foxybrown · 30/04/2007 12:51

I'll still be farking August though!

My theory on the feet thing is that your feet change shape as we are now having to wear sensible shoes and so they flatten and spread.

Although I bought a lovely pair of fabric wedges from New Look last week for a mere 20 quid...

Diplidophus · 30/04/2007 12:51

(Diplidophus wipes her lips discretely on the back of her cardigan)

I'm convinced it'll be early though (but I was last time and he arrived a day before my due date).

hollyandalice · 30/04/2007 12:51

What is with lelli-kellis? Can't people just buy some beads and glitter and some cheap pumps and make their own? They'd look much better!

Diplidophus · 30/04/2007 12:54

Nattyandthomasbump ? 01/06/07
Derlor - 04/06/07
Lilkel ? 06/06/07
Twinkle5- 08/06/07
Kiwinat ? 08/06/07
Tallulahbelle ? 08/06/07
nikie1 - 09/06/07
kellogs 09/06/07
Daisybump ? 10/06/07
Sleepychunky ? 10/06/07
K1K2 ? 10/06/07
Cocobear ? 11/06/07
Babymonster ? 11/06/07
Trace2 - 12/06/07
Badzelda ? 15/06/07
Smilingkiwi ? 15/06/07
Kittykit - 16/06/07
Catsuitgirl ?18/06/07
Bumperlicious ? 18/06/07
Hollyandalice ? 19/06/07
Riabutterflew - 19/06/07
Dontknowmyarsefrommyelbow - 20/06/07
Kdracey ? 23/06/07
Sputnik ? 25/06/07
Doggus ? 25/06/07
Auntymandy ? 27/06/07
Catkin555 - 27/06/07
Magicgenie ? 28/06/07
Mytwocents - 28/06/07
Seansgirl ? 29/06/07
Foxybrown - 29/06/07
Justbeme - 29/06/07
Diplidophus - 30/06/07
Annobal - 3/07/07

foxybrown · 30/04/2007 12:55

you saying I'm a sloppy kisser?

My first two were on time, 3rd was 10 days late - I've learnt my lesson and have no clue what to expect with this one.

Add your details to the stats below if you like.

foxybrown · 30/04/2007 12:55

oh, you've done it. sorry. x=post

hollyandalice · 30/04/2007 12:55

You happy now foxy? You're not at the end any more!!

hollyandalice · 30/04/2007 12:57

Gah! I can't stop drinking tea! I'm finding it very difficult to keep under the recommended 8 cups a day!

foxybrown · 30/04/2007 12:59

yum tea and chocolate are my staples.

am doing my baby shop on mothercare, talking to a friend in Oz on MSN and on here. Hows that for multi-tasking???

Daisybump · 30/04/2007 13:07

Hi Diplodophus...love the name...diplodocus is my favourite dinosaur ...as if anyone really needs or cares to know that

Just had a lurk on May...three have pooed so far and it looks like 3 more might be about to.

Are we going to do the buddies thing that April have odne...think they've got one or two mobile numbers each for passing on the good news.....or we could rely on DH/DPs to post here for us? but as that would mean them being good for something maybe not.

Daisybump · 30/04/2007 13:08

PSL...meant popped, not pooed

hollyandalice · 30/04/2007 13:11

You multi tasking queen!

Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers! Toucan, our old broadband provider have been trying to charge us since we cancelled with them and went to Sky in November. Now we apparently owe them £103 and they are sending the bailiffs round on thurs! Wankers! You can't speak to anyone that speaks English as their call centre is in India and the operators don't understand what you say. The only way to contact them is email, which we have done loads of times. They've just replied to me and said they are escalating the issue! Yeah thanks! Pricks! I'll just make sure I don't answer the door on thurs. They'd best pay any charges made by the credit recovery people and take the black mark off our credit file otherwise I will be taking the twunts to court!

Wow, good rant! Sorry, but that has really pissed me off!

notsolilKel · 30/04/2007 13:38

updated:

nonsolilKel - 25/05/07 section (due 03/06)
Nattyandthomasbump ? 01/06/07
Derlor - 04/06/07
Twinkle5- 08/06/07
Kiwinat ? 08/06/07
Tallulahbelle ? 08/06/07
nikie1 - 09/06/07
kellogs 09/06/07
Daisybump ? 10/06/07
Sleepychunky ? 10/06/07
K1K2 ? 10/06/07
Cocobear ? 11/06/07
Babymonster ? 11/06/07
Trace2 - 12/06/07
Badzelda ? 15/06/07
Smilingkiwi ? 15/06/07
Kittykit - 16/06/07
Catsuitgirl ?18/06/07
Bumperlicious ? 18/06/07
Hollyandalice ? 19/06/07
Riabutterflew - 19/06/07
Dontknowmyarsefrommyelbow - 20/06/07
Kdracey ? 23/06/07
Sputnik ? 25/06/07
Doggus ? 25/06/07
Auntymandy ? 27/06/07
Catkin555 - 27/06/07
Magicgenie ? 28/06/07
Mytwocents - 28/06/07
Seansgirl ? 29/06/07
Foxybrown - 29/06/07
Justbeme - 29/06/07
Diplidophus - 30/06/07
Annobal - 3/07/07

foxybrown · 30/04/2007 13:39

bastards! I hate it when that happens. What can you do?

Daisy - obsessed by pooing or what? tee hee.

My DP doesn't know about Mumsnet! (obviously] I'm thinking I'll be giving you regular updates inbetween contractions!

notsolilKel · 30/04/2007 13:41

oh I like the idea of texting buddies... though I'm the first one due I think! Derlor you're not far from me though...what do you think?

LOL at the post-baby worries already. Best not to think about the state of your tum afterwards, cuz it will be flabby and hideous! (sorry, true tho)

I'm just going to be glad to have a profile which fits into a mirror, instead of this 3-feet-out-the-front monstrosity I seem to have become!

foxybrown · 30/04/2007 13:41

wow lilkel! that's just made it all very real!!

Daisybump · 30/04/2007 13:42

Looks like lilkel might be the first then.....unless one us goes before the 25th May.

Lilkel...that's my DS birthday...a fine day to come into the world

Do you not tell him what we talk about then Foxy????. Mine is fed up of the conversations that start "I was reading a thread on...." or "on mumsnet..." or "one of my internet ladies said...." fuck I need to get out more!!

foxybrown · 30/04/2007 13:53

God no! he has no idea it exists! thinks I'm internet shopping ...

mytwocents · 30/04/2007 13:54

Good afternoon you gorgeous chatterboxes!!

Not able to catch up fully so sorry if I've missed 'owt important.
H We had a similar problem with a phone company, it's rubbish and i found quite scary when the bailiff letters come! Good luck.
I'm actually still fuming at the women who burnt bz's dd at the wedding!! What an awful, nasty , bordering-on-child-abuse thing to do, think I would have punched her.... Anyway...
I've been buying things! hopefully the orders will arrive tomorrow, making everything seem very real and close, unfortunately we have no nursery and no room to put anything as are still hoping to move in four weeks time!! ARRRGGHHHHH!!!!
In the mean time we have a sucession of guests in the spare room over the next 3 weeks.
Interesting thoughts re Grandparents names, my little neice decided to call my dad Gice, pronounced like rice, no one knows why but it has sort of stuck so that takes care of him, my mum will be grandma and dp's mum is nona (?) but that leaves dp's fathers wife who has hinted at grandma too, hopefully she's settle for granny angela ....

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