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Due in June, I am going to start charging you rent soon, you little *****er

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sputnik · 30/04/2007 11:59

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hollyandalice · 02/05/2007 14:21

You can torch the rest or the place, but please leave Granny farking Murray to me! Oh and Rudy, the blind market man! Grrr....

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derlor · 02/05/2007 14:21

yes Riverseafingal IS real too (honest)!!!!!

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hollyandalice · 02/05/2007 14:21

A drag queen! Cool!

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derlor · 02/05/2007 14:22

i'm off to the docs - see ya x

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hollyandalice · 02/05/2007 14:23

Good luck !! Hope the little soul is ok!

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foxybrown · 02/05/2007 14:24

fingers crossed Derlor - good luck xxx

Anyone read Lulamama's haunted house thread - absolutely fascinating IMO

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notsolilKel · 02/05/2007 14:26

OMG you lot have had a busy day...never realised what 'rebels' we were by choosing something slightly sarcastic for our thread title. And here I thought everyone in the UK was well familiar with sarcasm (whereas back in the good old USA people tend to lack the skill to recognise it). Maybe too many Americans hanging about this site??

Holly, many congrats to your DD for alleviating all of our worries. And an ABC triumph on the same day. Wow.

Re nursery deco, I'm in love with bunting. About to hang some myself - just can't decide if it should be with the new baby (i.e. first in our room, then in the nursery) or just installed in the nursery from the beginning even though she won't be there for a bit...oh the dilemmas eh

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foxybrown · 02/05/2007 14:27

reluctant as I am to give in to pressure, have just read CuriousSquibs post on 'that' thread.

Does anyone think we should change it for her sake? Its one thing to cause offence and get up peoples noses, but I don't want to make anyone actually sad?

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Lwatkins · 02/05/2007 14:27

No foxy you are not vile individuals at all, and I'm sue you'll all be fabtabulous mummies to your unborns that I know you all love very much

Crashing in from the May thread to say I was rather at the reaction to your thread title! I think sometimes people forget about the purpose of MN iykwim? And some of the comments made on the other thread were totally out of line!

Anyhoo, am due 24/05 and being a first timer will probs go over so I may infact end up with a junebug baby

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foxybrown · 02/05/2007 14:29

Welcome LW! You are more than welcome to crash us - I will no doubt be crashing July in good time!

You never know, my first was on time, as was the second. Third gave me all the trouble, 10 days late! You just never know

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hollyandalice · 02/05/2007 14:30

I think we should change it to Daisy's! Perfect timing methinks!

Hi lilkel, maybe sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, (but the highest form of intelligence )!! Put bunting everywhere! I love it too, it's sooo pretty!!

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hollyandalice · 02/05/2007 14:32

This one - Due in June.....fill the rest in yourselves if we offend you so much - ok?

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foxybrown · 02/05/2007 14:33

Tescos online are doing an easter egg clearance - bags of mini eggs 10p each. I only bought 3, why?

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foxybrown · 02/05/2007 14:35

but then have we been pressured into it? hmmm, tricky?
no, I am never happy!!!

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hollyandalice · 02/05/2007 14:36

Can you link to where these easter eggs are please foxy? I can't find them!

I think we should do a new title just to shut them up!

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foxybrown · 02/05/2007 14:36

especially now the "peterandrefanclub" has referred to 'antenatal wankers'

that really is unkind!

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hollyandalice · 02/05/2007 14:38

I've done it !!

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foxybrown · 02/05/2007 14:38

"antenatal wankers" from the other thread. WTF???

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ThomCat · 02/05/2007 14:40

So you can be offened by someone calling YOU lot a *#$@er but not by you calling your unborn children one!

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Daisybump · 02/05/2007 14:41

Oh...I don't know (she says with feet getting ever so slightly cold)...we wouldn't want to really start a war...

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littlelapin · 02/05/2007 14:41

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hollyandalice · 02/05/2007 14:41

We've got a new thread now, so give it a rest please!

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ThomCat · 02/05/2007 14:45

Yes Cod was being sarky! It did all get a bit mad over there tbh, but that's Mumsnet for you sometimes isn't it. But glad you have a new thread and can all be left alone now.

Good luck for June everyone

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foxybrown · 02/05/2007 14:49

Thomcat, its the other ante-natal groups I object to be called Wankers. don't care what anyone calls me (well, lard-arses wouldn't be nice, but that's cos its true)

anyway, seems I got it all wrong anyway.

Can you all please OK the new thread title because I can't cope with going through this again and now i feel a bit like I want to cry.

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largeginandtonic · 02/05/2007 19:50

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