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Due in June - am I unreasonable to expect the nanny to give birth for me?

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hollyandalice · 19/04/2007 21:21

Chicks???

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hollyandalice · 24/04/2007 21:18

Mmmm Nesquik with Doritos and dip!

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riabutterflew · 24/04/2007 21:19

Oh gawd, aren't I supposed to drink orange squash either? It is no added sugar? (actually I don't - lemon&lime for me every time!)

foxybrown · 24/04/2007 21:22

OMG! No added sugar is worse! All those sweetners ...might have to report you to the Militant MNers ...

derlor · 24/04/2007 21:26

Foxy

Dontknowmyarsefrommyelbow · 24/04/2007 21:27

Ahhh, Just got in and had a look at some of the photo's on the profile's and - Wow- you lot have got cute kids!!
Just had another look at mine - and I have to say 'sorry' for the photo of me flaunting my boobs - but what can I say? I'm a trollop (sp?)

foxybrown · 24/04/2007 21:29

DKMAFME! Glad you mentioned your boobs! I did want to congratulate you on them, but didn't feel it appropriate. Am extremely ! Mine only look like that when I am 7 months pregnant.

Oh god, I have breast envy!

derlor · 24/04/2007 21:31

DKMAFME - not a trollop at all if you've got them flaunt them - lots of paople pay good money for a pair like that!

derlor · 24/04/2007 21:32

oh oh now suddenly hoping yours are real and you NEVER paid for them

note to self engage brain ........THEN type

foxybrown · 24/04/2007 21:33

I might get some for my 40th ...

derlor · 24/04/2007 21:36

by the time i've finished feeding this baby i'll need mine lifted up and made to point back in the correct position

foxybrown · 24/04/2007 21:38

was thinking of a lift but someone told me they take your nipples off and sew them back on EEEUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Dontknowmyarsefrommyelbow · 24/04/2007 21:38

PMSL!

Yep, it's true, I'm proud of them babies! And they're all real! Mind you that's what they looked like last summer - at the moment they are each bigger than my head (can no longer see my neck!!!) God knows what they'll look like in 6 months time? But I have no shame - I will get them fixed up if I have to (have had my nose done! am very vain!)

foxybrown · 24/04/2007 21:39
derlor · 24/04/2007 21:43

Foxy shouldn't that just be

even mine haven't dropped this much....

Dontknowmyarsefrommyelbow · 24/04/2007 21:43

Hey - it's hard work having tits the size of a small country!
I worry everytime I look in the mirror and they look bigger cos I know when I (attempt) to get back into shape and the LO's finished with them - my nips will be skimming my knees!!!!

foxybrown · 24/04/2007 21:47

LOL derlor!

hollyandalice · 24/04/2007 21:47

I have just dared my dp to run the London marathon next year and he said yeah, ok I will then! He used to run when he was younger, but is now supremely out of shape and smokes too much! He's quite serious, he's even been online to choose a charity and everything! I may have a buff fit man in a few months time! Shit does that mean I have to get in shape too?

My boobs are looking quite good atm, but I am not looking forward to what they'll be like after another year or so of bfing! Spaniels ears? More like elephant ears!

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foxybrown · 24/04/2007 21:47

Anyone know a good surgeon?

derlor · 24/04/2007 21:47

here here DKMAFME i'm with you hence the reason for MY planned surgery!
i'm on baby no. 3 so just kept watching my boobs head further and further south for my past 7 childbearing years. NO MORE LO's FOR ME I WANT MY BOOBS BACK another future title thread maybe!!??

riabutterflew · 24/04/2007 21:48

It's no laughing matter. They make your BMI higher too. Mine were pretty vast before DS1 - don't know if they'll survive no 3 (am dreading going out to buy BF bras - steel reinforcements already needed).

Must be all that orange squash... am off to snort some canderel to cheer myself up

Dontknowmyarsefrommyelbow · 24/04/2007 21:49

Seriously LOL Foxy (still laughing!!!)
'Pitta bread pockets'
Still PMSL.................

derlor · 24/04/2007 21:51

Ria you crack me up - are you a closet stand up comediene????
best one liners of the day award DEFINATELY goes to you

riabutterflew · 24/04/2007 21:52

Due to those two reasons I can say I will definitely NOT be running the London Marathon (even if I could run) EVER. It would be dangerous for all involved.

My DH says regularly it would take him 6 weeks to get back to being as fit as he was when he used to fight (martial arts - no catsuit though - I hope). He has never said which 6 weeks though - I'm still waiting!

foxybrown · 24/04/2007 21:54

ROFL at Ria snorting Canderel!!!

Oh God! That post-labour jelly-belly with tummy skimming nipples! Comedy breasts when the milk comes in! Seepy, milky, nightsweats! Piles! Constipation! Misery!

I've changed my mind!! HEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPP

riabutterflew · 24/04/2007 21:54

Thanks derlor. In RL people find me a bit - odd. It's nice to know someone at least "gets" my sense of humour, even if they don't share it. I aren't a closet stand up - I am claustrophobic.

Perhaps I should have gone to bed when I was going. Just a little while longer...