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Due in June - am I unreasonable to expect the nanny to give birth for me?

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hollyandalice · 19/04/2007 21:21

Chicks???

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Daisybump · 24/04/2007 16:36

I'll feel much better when my Vertbaudet order gets her.....it's been over a week now

hollyandalice · 24/04/2007 16:40

They are pretty shit with delivery! I ordered something on the 12th and it only turned up this morning! Are you still waiting for your shorts? They are lovely! Mine came last week.

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Daisybump · 24/04/2007 16:43

Yes...but the weather has taken a turn for the worst...so not missing them much...

Daisybump · 24/04/2007 16:44

Feck...my bum has gone numb with all the sitting...off to stretch my legs.

foxybrown · 24/04/2007 16:46

Thats very kind of you Holly! Yes I do have a DD 2yo so yes please! I'll email you our address - I'll try to remember to email some pics to you at the same time, it doesn't feel right being completely anonymous to you all on this thread.

Impressed with your DH Daisy. Am impressed with mine too, so much so I have just texted him inviting him for some bedroom shannanigans inbetween getting the kids in bed and him going out for quiz night. (I have explained that I could only offer this window as waiting up for him past 10.30 would not be acceptable to me). Not only is it a reward for him being such a good dad and husband the last 2 days, but also will encourage him to send me away again. See? Everyone's a winner!!

Manipulative? Moi?

foxybrown · 24/04/2007 16:47

oh i hate it when my bum goes numb, especially when i get pins and needles in my fanjo too.

hollyandalice · 24/04/2007 16:53

Lol foxy! I need to think of something I really want dp to do for me, he'd do anything for some bedroom action atm! I shall send you those shorts, need to go to PO tomorrow anyway to post secret shower gift! Is Ikea still a possibility for you? I may still be able to go, but dp might have to go away on Sun night, in which case I'll have to wait a couple of weeks.

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foxybrown · 24/04/2007 16:59

just emailed you holly!

Seansgirl · 24/04/2007 17:04

LOL at your bedroom action Foxy! I'd love some (have felt quite up for it whilst prg) but DH really can't cope with it whilst I'm prg! Just can't win! I think he thinks he's gonna poke LO on the head or something!

Anyway, my evenings plans are in tatters now, as he has just phoned to say he's coming home and was a bit disappointed when I sounded put out! Its only cos I had so many jobs lined up (and a kingsize bed all too myself)!!

foxybrown · 24/04/2007 17:04

Holly, why don't you start a thread asking about DPs sons behaviour inc. bedwetting?

Not that its still bothering me, or anything?!

foxybrown · 24/04/2007 17:05

ooooooh, you have a kingsize bed? Am SO jealous!

Seansgirl · 24/04/2007 17:07

Oh fences! I hope RM (my ironing lady) comes before he gets back or I'll be founded out! Whoops! AND now I've got to move my fecking car as it was also luxuriating in being on its own on the drive tonight! Could be back later! xx

annobal · 24/04/2007 17:08

LOL Foxy and Seansgirl! Think DH would also be up for some but TMI ALERT after inspecting my fanjo on Sunday (really bad thrush) I don't think he'll be asking for a while.

Holly, I think I missed your DPs sons behaviour - how old is he?

Seansgirl · 24/04/2007 17:09

LOL Foxy, I may have a kingsize bed (its only from Ikea not posh honestly) but I haven't got a nanny, cook, cleaner, chauffer...... blah blah

Seansgirl · 24/04/2007 17:11

Poor you Annobal, I can sympathise, I seem to be plagued by that usually when not prg. Have fun smearing your fanjo with natural yoghurt, it is very soothing! (Lucky you if you can see your fanjo BTW!)

Seansgirl · 24/04/2007 17:12

I think Foxy has a good idea there Holly, it might help.

Seansgirl · 24/04/2007 17:12

Right am off. might be back

hollyandalice · 24/04/2007 17:14

Am also of your ks bed!!

Foxy your LO's are seriously cute! I have emailed you back (well I will in a sec!!)! I daren't post on any step parenting threads, they are even more scary than the bfing ones! If you dare to even slightly criticise your SCs you get shot down in flames!

Oh dear annobal, hope it gets better soon!

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annobal · 24/04/2007 17:15

Thanks foxy - had to get DH to look as I couldn't!! V at your king size btw - I usually quite like a double bed but every time DH moves I wake up at the moment!

hollyandalice · 24/04/2007 17:16

Shitty bollocks, just burnt my spicy beanburger!! I'll email you in a bit foxy!!

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justbeme · 24/04/2007 17:18

Thanks hollyandalice for the codes.
LOL foxy at your "window of opportunity!"
Annobal, I too have the dreaded "tweet" and no, BTW i cant see - unless balancing with a mirror (really TMI!! )

and finally due in Jan 2008 -!!!! - god we're all such pros!!

justbeme · 24/04/2007 17:35

Ohhh just ordered a T shirt and it cost £2.29 with Hollys super 3346 code and free p & P!!!
they were naughty when I last ordered and opened an account for me when I said I'd pay by card and then they mucked the order up so credited me the postage - so I have £3.45 sitting on an account -I had hoped that this would pay the £2.29 , but I dont think it has.

foxybrown · 24/04/2007 17:35

Have just remembered I am disfigured by a varicous Vein in mine, that, together with the realisation (thanks to spending 2 days somewhere with mirrors) that my arse is huge, pasty white and dimpled as fuck, is putting me off.

What time does it get dark? Hopefully before 8?

foxybrown · 24/04/2007 17:36

Bargain JBM!

bumperlicious · 24/04/2007 17:52

Afternoon all, just time for a quick hi before yoga. Glad you are back foxy, how was the spa? What did you have done and did you go in the pool? I think i may have mentioned that I have a spa day and they don't want me to go in the hydrotherapy pool. Going to ask my dr tomorrow and they said I can go in it if she says I can (it's 37 degrees) but not allowed to have the jets on (not sure why).

for those of you working until the last minute though i can understand why. I originally said I would work until the last 2 weeks but as time went on it was just becoming too much of a strain - so now only 11 working days left and I have totally switched of, I just don't care any more. I love my job too but like someone else was saying earlier your mind just focuses elsewhere now. Plus I'm still really uncomfortable all the time. Struggling to get in and out of my car at the moment, not helped but the fact that since becoming pg I cannot park for sh*t! So I end up having to squeeze into my car to avoid bumping the car next to me with my door because I have no sense of distance anymore and I park so close and at a bloody 45 degree angle, and today I literally had to use my hands to maneuver one of my legs in!

V excited about all the secret shower gifts coming in!

Daisy, glad you are a bit better now. Defo need to get wireless (though there are some scary articles in the papers at he moment about the dangers of wireless...going to have to move our hub out of the baby's room!)

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