Octopussy's have the longest labour, followed by the biggest boy!

[EllieKthePA]

she'd better log on before we finish this thread!

me

all i've seen so far is a post from katy saying oral is better

WHAT!!!!!!!

And how about 10 kids Ellie fancy it?

Not together obviously.

i'm good
joe just took almost 4 ozs of expressed milk, and is now at the breast having more

??

i'd love to have your babies Pinions

i was quoting pesha

Ooh er missus!

Dippy are you saying that you NEED to say a prayer for me that sounds about right!

i believe you Katy

and will you stop stealing my job please

(Staying out of this one).

Sorry! You HAVE just had a baby - I keep thinking you'll log on, see that there have been 5 babies born and you have to do all the emailing and updating! And since I am both babyless and twingeless, I think I'm the obvious choice to do it (even though my adding up leaves something to be desired )

so come on, back to the rude talk please

How can I get this baby to decide it's time to come out?

s'ok Katy

was only joking, you are defo in need of the things to keep you occupied more than i am

just read Octo's story, very funny and totally befits our beloved Octo

oh, and does this mean she's settled on Ernie again?

Rude talk not for me right now,the thought of anything "rude" makes me cringe, again definitely hormonal.

Am off to read up about expanding the family and when you are supposed to "know" when enough is enough!

Night all!

night Pinions x

give him a kiss from us

(theo that is, not dp )

Oh, I've just read octo's birth plan - lovely (if a bit scary), glad it all worked out well and it does sound like ernie is ernie after all!

Hiya loves.

EM, I really thought you had gone off and had your baby!

Eca, really hope everything is going ok for you hun.

Ellie, delighted to hear Joe is feeding so well.

Pinions, lovely to see you. Likewise Octo, great to see you too - and what a birth story!

CD, hope you enjoyed your chips.

Hope everyone else is ok. Again, cannot remember a thing I have just read. Really tired today and heading to bed soon.

Hope everyone sleeps well, and will see you lovely people in the morning. xx

Good night everyone xx

Don't think it was quite a birth plan, Katy...

Katy please don't think i meant it

i'm really worried now

Night all!
xx

I have birth plans on the mind!! It took me ages to figure out what you were telling me!
Ellie, no offence taken, don't be daft!
Right, really am going to bed this time, and might do the treacle on the nipples thing again.

(oh no now I have to hang around as that's an invitation for the thread to plunge into the gutter again)

ooh, gonna help me take it to the gutter Katy?