Octopussy's have the longest labour, followed by the biggest boy!

[EllieKthePA]

she'd better log on before we finish this thread!

Hi girls. Hope everyone is well! Thought this was quite interesting so thought I'd post on here too.....

How do you know when you've had enough children?

Someone PUT ME OFF pleaaase......

eeeeeerrrrrrrrr you've had pig stuff up your bum!!!!!!!!(or somewhere)

I was about to say EM, your grasp on anatomy is .... erm ....... interesting. So what - I believe you've had several knitting needles up yours recently!!!

Sorry to detract from the convo - ermm???

Sorry Pinions ... It was THAT Emmymummy - Lowering the tone ... AGAIN!!

How are you wee Theo hon??

... should be an "and" in that bottom sentence there somewhere ....

tee heee!!! I love lowering the tone

Pinions - are you seriously considering having another already?

It's just disgraceful what can I say.

Are you sure you're not just practising your scottish accent there CD? You'll soon have 3 CD you must know what its like, please put me off the idea of more children!

And Emmy - no-one warns you about the broodiness you get after childbirth, very strange indeed . AND yes/no not seriously considering it .

Theo is fine and is asleep wrapped up in my arms - ahh!

Yeah. Right.

(Says she who has a 14m age gap between her 1st two... )

lol

I can't put you off I'm afraid Pinions ... I adore my children.....

I'm going to bed before I get into any more trouble (hangs head in shame). Night all!

Erm. Sleepless nights. Shit. Crying. Splitting headache. Sore boobies. Sleepless nights. More shit. Wee in your face. Knackered. Exhausted. No "me" time. Forgetting who your hubby is. Sleepless nights. More shit .....

Does that help!!!?

Night EM honey - always great to chat to you, young naughty girlie!! xx

If it wasn't for all the hard work involved in baking them I'd have 10. What can I say my mum was one of 8, its in the blood!!

BUT then theres the morning sickness, the mood swings, hump the lump yeah second thoughts maybe not......

I go away for a few minutes and the discussion descends into the gutter
So, ... oral is better is it? That should cheer DH up no end - after all if e do it often enough it's bound to work eventually (like, May)
Pinions, nice to see you, how are you doing?
I've been writing my birth plan - didn't take long as I'm bound to either forget it or not look at it at all when I'm in there!!

X posted CD thanks for that?

I just get this mad idea of having about 10 kids, without all the hard work involved.

Its DEFINITELY hormonal I blame BF.

Hope I didn't upset you!!!?

oooh, dirty talk

glad i logged on now

Apparently, the 1st is different, as is the 2nd and the 3rd; but then it is all the same after that - I fantasise about having a HUGE family too Pinions - It is not just you - Think I'll stop at 4 though .....

Hi Ellie!! How's you? M&J??

Me upset! Not likely.

Trust Ellie to bring back the dirty talk.

Pinions - Hope you don't mind me mentioning; but you have made a couple of apperances on the Christian Prayer Request Thread in the past, haven't you!!?