due in june - oh twunt, that is soon!!

[derlor]

new thread girls

Shite - talking of shopping, have just been on topshop.com, bought two pairs of shoes and 2 smocks.

I am so unimaginative on thread titles it's untrue - what rhymes with June?

moon
spoon
loon

Or something to do with getting bigger?

Actually maybe we should do a non offensive thread, we don't want a bashing like the April thread got!!

oh yeah like............

"due in june - should have stuck to the rabbit!"

lol!!!

Rampant Rabbit rhymes with habit.

ok then.........

"due in june - yippee i'm over the moon"

what? No twunt?

I wonder if everyone will come back if its a nice fluffy title?

sorry, I'm not being helpful am I?

TP has come in, put the golf on and promptly started to snore on the sofa. FFS!

i hadn't thought of that foxy do you think thats why there are so many missing?? maybe a nice one would be worth a try then.

Derlor - I like both, you're good at this!

Due in June - wish my minge had a hinge

If you turn it over he'll wake up and say "hey I was watching that!"

Woah x post! I love the hinge minge, brilliant!!

LOL Doggus!

Or should I just punch him?

Kick him in the nuts, then he won't need to have the snip!

or.....

due in june - thank god its not september - nothing rhymes with that!!

i'm losing it now!!

I'm going to bed, before I twat the twunt.

fuckofffuckofffuckoff

I'm a wee bit peeved.

but if a flash of inspiration hits me I'll come back and log on. night all. xx

Night foxy - twat the twunt - I'm borrowing that!

Have a beer foxy! It sorted me out earlier! Then you can hit him over the head with the empty bottle!

night foxy - i'm off to bed too will try to dream up a witty but unofensive thread - but hopefully someone else will sort it out tonight so i won't get blamed for the next one!!

I am shattered and need to sleep, but everyone else is still up and will be for ages. They have no concept of being quiet so I may as well stay up!

due in june ....... oh ffs i'm going to fucking leave the fucking snoring boring sport obsessed twat thats slobbing on the sofa even though we have four kids and he earns all the money which pays for my gym memberships and magazine subscriptions and shoes and products

or is that too long?

LOL foxy, it's a great title, but I don't think it'll fit!

am really, really off to bed now. xx

LOL foxy, great title. Sleep well everyone - I have to leave the PC or else I will blow another £150 online!