Come hither upduffed viroids here we will hold your hand through scans, rejoice at your hairy shins and of course share your lust over Ian McShane. It's JS Grads 48!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 48th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 47th grads thread is here

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 61st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread <a class="break-all" href="//onwww.mumsnet.com/Talk/postnatal_clubs/2588689-we-re-still-teething-trying-to-wean-and-our-babies-just-won-t-go-to-sleep-when-we-re-trying-to-js-for-another-one-it-s-just-mumming-no-11" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Congrats sofie glad all is well

waves Hi again all

Made it to my dating scan today and it was good news so finally feeling brave eniugh to show my face in here.

12+6 and due 20/01/18

Did anyone buy a wee token item after scan (or bfp) to celebrate? I'd like to buy something small to help it sink in but not sure what.

Hi sofie

nova grats again . I want to buy something after our scan but not sure what. Maybe a cuddly toy?

Hi nova! - massive congratulations on positive scan! What a nice idea to celebrate. I've bought little baby vests when we've been on holiday while pregnant before - maybe something like that? - It's nice to be able to use them when baby arrives and think back to the excitement when I bought them

Thanks Just. How long till your 7 week scan? Hope all's good with you!

Nova We bought a cute sleepsuit after the 12 week scan with DS (references to the rugby teams that myself and DH support!). That was the first little thing.

Sofie You're exactly a week ahead of me :)

I'm 6 weeks today and scan is on 24th at 7+3. The wait is worse than the 2ww!

Just I know what you mean! 5+1 today and scan on the 26th! Then hopefully one two weeks after to reassure me again.

Nightmare day viroids, haven't stopped crying on and off, so god can emotional, boobs aren't hurting as much. Felt queasy all bloody day with absolutely no sympathy from DH. Totally made me feel I was ruining his holiday. Not been able to face food since toast this morning.
Also have blood which I think Is actually the small abscess I have down there weeping but cant relax.
Been on a day trip out of the hotel and was so desperate to call my mum when we got back but couldn't without wifi and we were back too late for the time difference. Just want to curl up in bed and cry and cry and cry x

Sorry viroids, I just need to add, I can NOT get frigging warm today and I'm despite it being evening here it's about 27deg!!!
Oh and my throats hurts!
Sorry to just come on and moan and moan but feeling so lonely right now. Never wanted to come home from holiday so much in my life! Xx

Oh Poochie...so sorry that your DH is being unsympathetic. If they had to go through it we'd never hear the end of it!

Can you call your Mum today? No matter what age we get to sometimes it takes a chat with DM to make things feel better.

I snapped at DP last night...I asked him to feed the cats so I could go to bed early as I was exhausted. He moaned. I snapped so I think he realised he was being an arse and did it.

I'm just looking forward to getting to the point where I'm no longer on crotch watch! I'm having a lot more discharge than usual and I keep thinking it's blood and running to the loo every 5 seconds.

poochie Poor you, horrible to be unwell.
Sounds like he's being a bit of an arse. They don't get it but that's not an excuse. Stress to him you need support.
Go and call your mum, that will make you feel better.
GX the blood is the abscess, is it brown or red?

stumbly I know, I'm the same. Although the progesterone fanjo bullets have been so gross I can't tell if there is extra discharge.

Stopped them now thankfully.

Boobs ridiculous, gone from a B to a D

Sorry you're feeling rubbish poochie, definitely give your DM a call if you can. When are you home?

I've been holding off getting a new bra measured but I'll have to go do it now. They're practically bursting out.

Oh poochie that sounds awful. Is coming home early an option? I hope you manage to speak to your mum - sometimes that can make all the difference

just and zyla I agree about the waiting being torture. I'm finding time is just dragging at the moment. I've got my 12 week scan next Friday so looking forward to that, but really I just want to skip forward to February and meet him/her!

Thank you so much viroids!! You have no idea how helpful it was to offload on you last night.
sofie no there is only 2 flights out a week from here 1 was this morning and the next is Wednesday which thank the lord is ours! Won't land home till Thursday morning though but once I've had a cat nap I will be finally able to call the drs and go see DM. Just sent her a right soppy message. Feeling marginally better this morning, I actually ditched DH & DSD last night during tea as I couldn't even stomach watching them eat let alone eat anything myself (he did say just before tea when I was crying YET again that he does understand- hhmmmmmmm) and I had a good 12 hrs in bed! Managed a brew and toast this morning and hopefully they will stay down.
DM doesn't even know yet as I literally found out hrs before we flew out and I wanted to tell her in person and I didn't want her to worry even more than usual while I was away but I'm going have to tell her I think. Will call her shortly!!
Thanks again for the support and allowing me to vent x

Stumbly, I also have swampfoof!

I've gone off meat too and salad, and anything that isn't salty crap or ice cream lol. I'll take that as a symptom 😂

Zyla I've completely gone off meat as well. I did with my first too. Mainly surviving on skittles and other fruity sweets.

I've totally gone off all sweets/ice cream/chocolate! Have just thrown up in my mouth marinating the chicken for a curry. Feel like I'll be able to eat the curry but handling raw meat is not my friend now.

I feel sick all the time, unless I'm eating or sucking mints.

I am so delighted not to be leaking wax (kept dripping it on the floor) and no longer having all the gross wetness that I am not noticing the swamp foof as it's so much less than with the pessaries

When I first dripped on the floor I accused DH of spilling candle wax , then I realised it was me

That's so funny just

I can't eat any minced meat, have a freezer full of meatballs that I fear will never been eaten.

I need to eat every two-ish hours or I feel so nauseous but am able to eat a lot more (in terms of variety) now at 13 weeks than I could from 5-10 weeks when I lived on white carbs.

Send the meatballs this way!

I'm super bloated. It's obviously not a bump as the baby is a blueberry but I look ridiculous.

I've had some ridiculous bloat days too. After lunch at work every day I need to put a jumper on! Oh and who knew trapped wind could feel like death

Yep! Either in agony from trapped wind or farting unexpectedly

Accusing your DH of spilling candle wax and then realising what it was had made me snigger out loud

Behold the bloating....

Now, I'm a chubster usually, it's true. I don't usually have a flat stomach however I'm a G cup so it's usually much smaller than my boobs....look at it!

It's immense! And my skin is stretched tight like a drum, I'm waddling like a pregnant lady I realise I am but still and struggling to pick things up from the floor.

5+4 and thought I'd have months before I got to this stage! It's so uncomfortable!

Please ignore my fashion faux pas of a PJ top and gym bottoms. I'll wear anything around the house to be vaguely comfortable right now...

And this has been 24/7 since 3+5