Celebrating Christmas with the arrival of BabyBloom and XmasPud - we're testing our pelvic floors through the festive season, mince pie tasting and turkey stuffing (nudge nudge), it's the JS Grads 43!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 43rd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 42nd grads thread is HERE

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 56th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE
for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates. (Except it's not because I don't know how to link to the stats sheet!)

Happy new year viroids! It's the one where we all get our babies!! (/more babies if you already have DCs).

Happy new year you lovely lot!!

We're all having babies this year!!!!!

Happy new year viroids!!!!!
I may regret this late night in the morning, but not as much as my dh and friends who will be hungover AND tired, and there are 2 under 3s in the house who'll need entertaining!

I have had to take to whispering / not talking at all to avoid ridiculous coughing fits

Happy New Year! This year I will gain another neice/nephew and have a child myself. And then turn 30. Eugh. Too much faulting to bear thinking about.

5hell I hope you feel better soon. Stay away from the kiddies in the morning. You don't want to pass it on after all. Let their hungover parents deal with it.

Too much adulting

Happy New Year!

We saw the new year in with three in the bed as DS woke up totally inconsolable at 11.50 obviously
Off to lunch with the IL in a little while.

DH has gained a cough too 5hell you poor thing. I too prescribe staying in bed.

In 9weeks today I'll already be at the hospital. NINE WEEKS

Turning 30 is ace Honey

I've woken up with dh s cold

Lol take your word for it Thursday. DH thinks its hilarious, but his time will come. (He's only 26 )

Oh no Country! Honey and lemon, mild menthol in some form or other? (I have a 4head placebo stick which is menthol and tend to just rub it under my nose.)

Have rediscovered sherbet lemons. My world is a happier place.

I can recommend snufflebabe for congestion - it's for babies so I think it's ok for preggos too, I've used it anyway. It doesn't have any 'medicated' ingredients from what I can see.

Happy new year viroids! I will also turn 30 this year Honey, there are quite a few of us the same age!
DH is in the doghouse for being a stroppy bastard when I made him bring me home at 3am. He does admit to being a dick though...and that the sleep did him good. It was a weird experience being out and completely sober on NYE. I got very emotional at 12, have to say I'm quite glad to see the back of 2015, it was a really tough year. Here's to 2016- babies, big birthdays and being fucking fabulous!

Lol Fruit there are indeed. Your DH is so naughty.

Last night DH climbed out of bed at about 11.30. Apparently to have a "maintenance wank" as we call it. My back was sore and I was full of takeaway, and we're visiting family today and tomorrow, so it was a good idea to see to himself. Does anyone else have this sort of arrangement with their DH? Or are we weirdos?

Happy New Year viroids!

Ours started not so well - DS woke up in mega tantrum just after 12 and didn't sleep until almost 2. Then he woke up at 5 and that was it. He also wet himself twice He's just in the middle of another tantrum right now as I'm trying to put him down for a nap...

On the bright side, DP got p with him and I had a lie in until half 10

Sorry about all the poorly viroids. Hope you all feel better soon

honey that's pretty much what we do, although we don't say at the time, we just do it when the other one isn't around/in the shower or whatever. DP is still having issues with the sex so I have to take care of myself. How much longer will I be able to reach, I wonder?!

Dh is very secret about his private sessions. Though to be fair getting of seems to have done wondera for our sex life. After 3yeara of wod on demand we are finally able to shag because we want to again!

*getting pg not of!

Happy new year Viroids! My first in hungover new year but am flipping knackered after getting in at 2am ... Lightweight!

Went to a mates house and was of course immediately outed due to avoidance of alcohol and most cheeses on the cheese board! Christmas has ruined all of my top secret (poor attempts) to conceal being upduffed! Basically all our mates know. Whoops. It's getting to the stage where I literally cannot fin when asked. Please let scan be OK Monday!!!

Did the new year double parkruns that were on near me today ... A few other people gave me knowing looks as I slowly heaved myself puffing and panting around.

Sorry all of you that had restless nights!

Honey not sure if my DH does this but prob must have to because I now basically can't be arsed having sex! And your 30s are add more fun than twenties!

Ah well done on the parkruns pee! Nine of my local ones (there's not many down here) do the non-Saturday ones. I'm gonna try and drag myself delicately around tomorrow

We went out for lunch with the ILs and I finally had a really nice meal after a string of bad luck on my part! We were there for ages though, and when we got home I had to have a nap to sleep it off.
DH has just bought me a cuppa to help me wake up!

Hello 2016 viroids!!

Honey that's hilarious that he got out of bed and declared it! DP swears he doesn't do it, so I believe him. I am getting more adept at non-posh wanks with him though! #proudofmywrists

Happy New Year viroids! I am back from my minibreak. I may have gotten a bit obsessed with the Icelandic dairy products and brought back £30 worth of butter and Skyr in a coolbag plus lava salt and lots of licorice... Am so tired though!

We need to see a narwhal photo Sky!

Pee blimey, go you!

I am most definitely not a runner... I have just booked a prenatal Pilates class though so I'll be getting some excercise in now the ms is easing.

So... Preggo rage is a good murder defence right?! A friend and her dp are staying with us tonight, was chatting to my friend about the baby, and got onto the subject of birth. Said I had read some scary shit on here and jokingly said I'd quite like a cs. This turned into a chat about cs and how it's actually not an easy option. Friends dp chips in with a comment about the scarring. I said I already have some abdominal scarring so wouldn't bother me too much (hernia and lap ops) IN REPLY TO HIS COMMENT and he pulls a disgusted face and says some shit about how he's not interested in 'disgusting lady birthing issues' I politely(maybe not very politely...) told him I was responding to his comment and if he's not interested he shouldn't bloody talk to me about it.
I'm not sure that rant made sense. But it was the face he pulled like a fucking 12 year old boy being told about periods for the first time!

I'm not overly fond of him anyway (spoilt, judgemental mysoginist that he is...) so don't have much patience with him.

Dp and I haven't shagged for 3 fucking months now. The sickness is easing so I'm more up for it now, but I seem to have misplaced my cape

Agree that we definitely need to see the narwhal pics sky

Exhausted by the mere talk of park runs! Walking up the stairs to my flat is enough of a workout for me right now.

So, this is going to sound like a humble brag but those of you who know my history know it's really not... I'm worried I haven't gained enough weight. I've lost from my face and arms and I'm only 10.5 stone at 35+2, which means I've put on about 17lbs? My chart says I'm a little under but baby and bump measured fine at last check - in fact obviously they're monitoring she doesn't get too big due to the gestational diabetes. I'm just worried I'm not getting enough calories on the low carb diet. I want to make sure I can recover well/breastfeed after the birth and I'm wondering if it's also making me more tired.