We're multitasking by crocheting and blood testing our way through pregnancy. We are waiting for our clutch of Christmas babies to hatch while our newbies are gearing up for scans, it's JS Grads 42!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 41st grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 41sr grads thread is HERE

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 55th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE
for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates. (Except it's not because I don't know how to link to the stats sheet!)

Thanks fruit and molly.

molly, I hope the bh turn into something real for you!

Went to a gig tonight and did some bumpie dancing bobbing around. Also played some pool (I beat DP ). My back hurts now but it was a good night!

Happy due date JC

I'm lying in bed having a bet with myself on how long it'll take to get to sleep

Come on BabyJC, you are fully cooked! Time to come out.

Morning all!
Best nights sleep in ages!! Don't think I stirred for 7hrs then turned over and got another hr in!!...I say this not to induce rage n jealousy but to offer hope it was particularly surprising as I'd come to bed in a right mood!

More Xmas shopping today

Now isn't it about time one of u did a baby??

Happy due date jc!! :) you lot who are fully cooked do need to start popping them out!

1st Bday party was boring as fuck. Went to a nice restaurant for dinner after though which was OK. And got told off at the Bday party for not taking my notes or hospital bag. Whoops.

Everyone got a nice Sunday planned?

Happy due date JC!

I'm off for a swim once I get out of bed then over to the outlaws for lunch.

Happy Due Date JC!

And happy birthday for yesterday carrot!

I had an absolutely crazy dream! It was like a mix of Avatar (The Last Air bender, not the James Cameron film), Attack on Titan and Pacific Rim. It culminated in a massive battle between giants out at sea with normal sized people (including me) on what was essentially an old fashioned waiting room on a section of pier that had been ripped away from the coast. A lot of us had abilities but there were also normal people aboard for some reason. It was absolutely mental with trying not to gdt caught in the middle of the giants fight but also fight off what seemed like large mechanical insects which got to the pier as well as trying to keep the normals aboard safe. The pier ended up getting thrown back to the coast so I had to create a streamline (forcing the water to behave as if the square pier section had a bow that was parting the water) to stop it disintegrating as it traveled through the water. We all got off and then met up with the remaining people who had been controlling the giants (AOT/PC style) to find out we'd won. The mastermind behind the baddies turned out to be Evil Yoda. The two guardian giants of the city or wherever we were from (think the two statues along the river in Lord of the Rings at Amon Hen - spelling prob wrong) managed to swing it in our favour and captured Evil Yoda, who was also a giant.

So, yeah. I am a superpowered badass. I could do all sorts - basically whatever needed doing I could do. Controlling elements, shooting energy beams, creating electrical surges to turn the lights back on.... I was wicked cool.

Best dream in a long time!

There were loads more details but you probably ready think I am mad.

Also, if you have Netflix I would recommend you watch Avatar. Perfect when stuck under a baby and actually just great fun! With a great emotional hook and lovely character development. Anime done right! (DO NOT watch the live action film version. It's a whitewashed piece of shit.)

Also Attack On Titan is on Netflix too
It's a bit slow (lots of internal monologues from loads of characters) but it's a really interesting idea.

Pacific Rim is a superbly trashy action film. Charlie Hunan and Idris Elba star so you can forgive odd moments because they are hot. But I love it.

Thanks everyone I've given baby their eviction notice to say they've got 2 weeks left to make a move to their new home or they get forced out Can't believe I'll be meeting my baby in the next 17 days!

Awesome sounding dream there honey!

Great news on the sleep shell it always makes you feel so much better doesn't it

Come on Fred Babies!!

Thanks Thursday. Can't believe I'm 30!

Another horrible day from FS yesterday as a bday present, topped up with him refusing to nap. Thankfully PILs took him to theirs in the afternoon so that we could go out for a lovely meal.

We need to go and pick him up now, and we already miss our little terror! Parents' logic!

DS that was supposed to say!

Happy due date jc!

jelly really? My bag is half packed and I don't bother carrying around my notes yet. They're too bloody heavy what with all these appointments I've been having. It's a fucking novel!

Glad you slept well 5hell.

Amazing dream honey. I dreamt I went into labour in an airing cupboard and then didn't progress. A midwife was sort of humping me from behind 'to try to get things moving' and it definitely took an erotic turn. The sex deprivation is getting to me.

Happy due date JC!

Some interesting dreams there viroids! I think I dreamt I was in a really life game sort of like a cross between tomb raider and GTA. Weird.

Whispers: the sickness doesn't seem too bad so far today. Shh!!

Sigh baby got off the pot! Don't know why I'm getting hopes up my mum had four babies, overdue with all of them, had to be induced for three! But haaaaaaapy due date jc! May one of us have a baby very soon, pud am including you!

Sorry to hear DS is being a pain carrot makes everything seem much harder work doesn't it?! Happy birthday!

Pretzel your dream sounds hilarious! Don't think labour is going to be quite as much fun as all that haha!

I keep swinging between being really excited that we are having a baby, and being absolutely terrified that we are having a baby! Don't think it is going to be any time soon though, I potentially have 3 weeks still to go, really don't want to have to wait that long!

Pud not everyone starts contracting days in advance, I had no indication I'm going into labour when my waters broke. Although I did feel extra tired for two days running up to it, I guess my body knew and was conserving the energy!

Happy due date JC!

DS super tired and still messing about in the cot... Argh!

Interesting, thanks Carrot. I guess I can't imagine going into labour without some kind of warning!

I'm rooting for #JSDecemberbabyboom!!

We've put up two Christmas trees today. House feels very festive. Our nursery furniture is arriving next week so we can finally put away all the baby stuff we have accumulated can't wait!

Yeah pud I had no signs with DS at all til I woke up contracting strongly and regularly! Think that's why I'm more frustrated this time as I'm getting loads of classic little clues and signs but nothing happening!

Ooh well fingers crossed for surprise labour then!

Have made some mince pies. Just waiting for them to cool down before I burn my face off eating them. Genuinely struggled to roll out the pastry as my arms weren't long enough to reach past the bump ha ha!

Oooh mince pies. Yum. Dh doesn't like them. Being a yank, he was super confused when he tried his first one as he expected it to have beef mince in it. It put him off and he doesn't like raisins anyway! so I eat the whole pack myself

Tempted to buy a pack of mince pies and save them for when I've had the baby. I checked and one pie contains my carb limit for a main meal. Would it be bonkers to save some for February??