It's the dream combo of carbs and couples massagers, welcoming pukey newbies and teffrifying norks, it's GTTs a go go on JS Grads 41!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 41st grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 40th grads thread is HERE

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 55th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE
for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Oh dear. I'm actually going to have to buy some maternity leggings/jeans this weekend

I'm so utterly bloated (but no extra weight) that I can't fit into any of my trousers. I put my combats on this morning and popped the button off!!

I'm only 6 weeks!

Feel your pain mermaid! I have been bloated since 4weeks and at 12 weeks my mum is shocked that I could possibly be so big but only have put on 4lbs!

You'll never look back mermaid!

We need a new thread. Anyone able?

That's interesting pud about giving birth in private. I've decided if I do go into labour naturally and they can't get me a section in time (entirely possible, I'd be low priority) then my mum will be at the hospital (pacing in corridor) but I'd rather just crack on by myself! I know everyone says you need support during birth but actually I wasn't a huge fan of husband being there last time. I've always wanted to completely retreat into my cave when ill and I guess I'm the same for giving birth!

Gx for scan tomorrow Lil what time is it happening?

Ooh yes good luck for scan lil! Can't wait to see the lil bean.

I'm not going to do the new thread, I'm too much of a misery guts at the mo and we need something positive!

I can do the new Fred but I will have to think of a title first... can I do what will possibly be my own baby Fred? Or is that weird?!

Good luck for tomorrow lil! I'm sure all will be fine.

Totally not weird pud. Possibly even lucky?

Am jumping on the misery bandwagon to have a moan about strangers and acquaintances touching me and talking to me about my body. WTF! The school run is the worst. These people should know better!

Rant over. As you were

11.10 tomorrow morning, though judging by how behind my me appoiments have been so far I'm not going to hold my breath for it happening before 12!

I didn't even realise we were close to end of thread. I miss the app!

Okay doke I'll do it, ideas for the title?

Ooh gl lil for tomorrow! Why can't you use the app? I'm using it...

DP is pissing me off tonight. For no reason...

Tonight I am happy.

DH has set up our 2nd TV in our bedroom with a new Amazon Firestick thing - means I can lay in bed and watch TV when I feel really shit. I actually burst into tears I was so happy!

I didn't think android app had been rereleased yet?

Trying to think what we've been talking about this thread... Bloating, crochet, useless husbands, epi no, tiny tits, giant tits, buttons pinging off and blood tests?!

Wow, well you put it that way, we are a glamorous bunch.

I have reflux again. And trying to avoid constipation. Wooo, third trimester!

Here is the new thread, sorry for the unimaginative title!

New Fred

In other news, I bought some coconut oil for the bump today and now I smell like a coconut biscuit.

Thanks Pud! I wondered why you smelt like macaroons.

Oh mer that did make me smile...10 points to your dh (glad one of them is behaving)

Good luck today lil

Flu jab today (if they let me have it, as I'm still getting over this cold)

Must be time to fill da Fred? ?!

Corgi, good to hear from you, 7 weeks already, Eep!! DH passed out in a first aid class once, but he ASSURES me that this is not going to happen when I give birth. Watch this space!

Lil, scan today! Looking forward to pics of Lil Bean

Fill da Fred ladies!

Fuckstocking!
(Morning )

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Good luck lil!

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