It's the dream combo of carbs and couples massagers, welcoming pukey newbies and teffrifying norks, it's GTTs a go go on JS Grads 41!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 41st grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 40th grads thread is HERE

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 55th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE
for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Thanks for my lovely welcome viroids and so nice to see you too keep!
pud haha I must seem like such a lemon! but to be honest we only get involved at the end part when stuff goes wrong brandishes forceps, or in "high risk" antenatal clinics. Hence I still have very little idea what "normal" pregnancy and childbirth entails (dear God I hope I manage to remain normal).

Molly that sounds very mature and I hope things turn out as best they can. How long have you been together? It's so hard when people's parents have had a bad relationship and they've been exposed to horrible toxic arguments. Fingers crossed and .

Feathered get well soon!

1st midewife visit booked in for 2nd December....had funny fluttery tummy all day....still don't actually feel pg

Corgi together about five and half years, married for two. Not the longest of long but enough to know there's too much good stuff to fall out of love over a couple of months?! Ugh, who knows what's going on.

Was it country with protein etc? On app so can't check. Hope all ok and glad they're keeping an eye on you

Glad all ok country pre eclampsia scares aren't fun.

molly does make sense. Hope we can be here to support you x

country glad your BP is okay, must have been a scare though. Good that they're keeping an eye on you.

molly

And welcome keep!

Man my swamp foof is bad today. Panty liners haven't touched it

Molly - good that you could talk and totally understandable that you would want to have him live elsewhere during any working it out time.

Jelly - Eeep does not sound good. Hope you ok.

Nfmb - (news from my brain) - I totally don't feel pregnant today. Starting to get worried, as not tired and no stretching pains at all over night.

I'm not too worried. My money's on a mild infection.

Hahaha jelly you classy bird!

I just want the world to fuck off today. I'm tired, sick if I'm not eating and tired. Worked all weekend, Long day today and still not got it all done, and more clients asking for urgent stuff. Cant wait to announce im pg. Hopefully some of them will go elsewhere!

Sorry you're feeling ill feathered

country eek. Take it easy!

keep welcome

5hell your friend sounds like my mum! Though if her toddler is not scary, maybe she is onto something! Lol

Ill don't worry, you will soon feel shit like I do! Though I still don't feel pg. Just fat, tired and yuck.

Did I mention I'm tired

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

lil early pg is shit like that. I promise you it gets better.

I'm so classy today country. Just been to asda, dropped a pot of double cream all over the floor whilst trying to balance 4 packs of biscuits and some carpet cleaner, and almost had a breakdown. Add to this my swamp foof and today is just fucking grand.

Pahahaha brilliant!

Ha ha ha oh dear Jelly, that is a hilarious mental image. Hope you are okay.

Lil try to take it easy if you get chance (not so easy when you are self employed) first tri is hard work.

Ill, , we've all been there. Symptoms come and go. I know that doesn't always make you feel better though. Try poking yourself in the nipple and see if it hurts

Good news: after being in our house for 18 months we now have curtains and lampshades in every room, wohoo! Feels much less like a crack den now.

Bad news: My arse is massive. Seriously. I think there might be another baby in there.

jelly and lil

molly I think you sound like you're being very sensible. I know I don't know anything about your H but from an outsiders perspective I can say that it seems like perhsps he has snapped under some kind of pressure, possibly self imposed? Can you see if you can get some Relate sessions in maybe separately to help you both get to the bottom of what is going on with him? Sending you a big squishy hug.

Aw ill, soon you will have all the symptoms and feel terrible I promise

lil Agh first tri is so hard I'm knackered today though. I think this might be third tri catching up with me.

jelly I'm jealous of your biscuits. Sorry that happened though!

Tonight we went out for Mexican food at a party. I did lots of smelly farts and chickened out of taking my first metformin. I've already got a dicky tummy this evening! If I'd taken it I'd have thought it was a side effect! But my bloods have been good today. Only went over 7 tonight and got 7.2 which is damn good considering I ate tacos, nachos and quesadillas. Still hoping I can avoid taking the tablets somehow.

I'm really scared of being induced now I know it's a likelihood.

Scan tomorrow (with my mum along as DP has a meeting) and mh consultant.

Oh and pud congrats on curtains and lampshades, you fancy lady! And congrats on the second baby in your arse

Pretzel fwiw my friend was induced and her labour progressed well, nothing but gas and air, very happy with her birth. I went into labour naturally, 33 hours, failed ventouse and emcs! So induction doesn't always have to be a scary thing though I know it's another thing to worry about

Ill agree with others, symptoms come and go. Impossible not to worry but hope we can reassure you a bit. And lil early Friendster exhaustion is the worst. I'd seriously take newborn in the house exhaustion over first trimester, I found it unbearable.

Sky I suggested relate, we'll see. He always said his mum and stepdad should have tried it but he can be stupidly stubborn when it comes to himself! Agree though that I think he's snapped a bit and panicked, he grew up watching dad substitutes walk out and doesn't want that for his kids, so first bump in the road he's gone while they can't remember it rather than trusting in being able to work through it. OOOH look at me the armchair psychologist

Jelly I ended up with thrush for basically nine months with DS. DOUBLE CHECK you haven't accidentally bought stupid scented panty liners. You will realise too late and they will make the swamp so much worse!

Sorry for not reading the last few messages, just had the worst period-like cramps and back ache for about 5 mins, no blood but I really thought it was all over for a minute there. Feeling pretty much back to normal now, just a bit shook up! Someone please tell me it's normal...

Keep you can always ring yout doctor in the am. If it is just cramps and no bleeding it may just be an early pg symptom which sometimes feel like AF and can be pretty scary. Sending you a handhold anyhow and some

Molly a lot of people let early childhood trauma affect adult relationships, you're not making an unreasonable assumption. It sounds as though your DH is very confused and it doesn't help dealing with it in this manner. He is being extremely selfish and you are entitled to feel angry and hurt. I think it is important that you know that it is ok if you're not ok. Sending you a big fat pregnant lady hug

keep I've got/had all sorts of cramps and weird abdo pain the last few days....I keep going to the loo to check everything is ok...

sky thankfully they are unscented! I'm keeping an eye on it today though (or was pretty gross)...

keep if you are concerned phone the docs. Your body is changing shape in so many ways already, pain is perfectly normal. But it can also be a warning sign so if it gets worse call up.

Oh lord those scented pantyliners are the worst. My mum bought me some for lochia after DS, so the smell just reminds me of feeling like shit. Kind of like the Dressing Gown Of Death

Feeling very in the second tri at the mo. Apart from being a bit tired, I'm practically symptomless. Fine my be, my poor friend is nearing her due date and can hardly walk, or even stand because her back and his are hurting her so much.

If I look at the stats am I going to be horrified how high up I am?!

Welcome Mermaid and Keep, Corgi-put those forceps away if you want to be welcome here!
Sounds like you had a good talk Molly, I hope he comes to his senses although I understand why you'd be wary of fixing things too quickly.
Feathered well done for taking a day off. Hope you're feeling better for it.
Ill symptoms come and go. Try not to worry
Lil pg makes me angry too. Other people talk about weeping over pictures of kittens and I just fucking hate everyone!

Thank you all, I appreciate it. It was only about 5 mins and all been normal through the night and feel fine this morning so I'm sure all is ok. It was just a bit sudden and unexpected!

Hope everyone has a good, uneventful day today.