After welcoming the Batlet, we're ready for Halloween, our bellies full of candy and almost nothing green! With accidentally bald fanjos, never-ending nausea, and delinquent babies, it's JS Grads 40!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 40th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 39th grads fred is HERE.

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 55th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

I'll go with ears please! I do love a good hat.

Or make them a feature with Pat Butcher style earrings. They'd be big enough to take the load...

Thanks viroids. MW was lovely and told me to go to EPU. EPU were lovely too and I got a scan that shows all is OK - heartbeat still there, a little blob bean that MOVED and even has little legs. Relief.

I felt like a real attention seeking paranoid moose, though they assured me they didn't think I was. Pain I've been getting is apparently my womble stretching. Was also told to enjoy not feeling pukey and exhausted 24/7.

Yay Feathered!

How was MOT Honey? Any word yet?

Excellent news feathered
How many weeks are you?

Survived sift play without incident, sneaked a tiny nap, woke up with still dodgy tum

Scan this time next week!

I'm 9+6!

Feel for you with the dodgy tum. I dare not try to let even a peep of a fart out anymore - it's too risky a game.

yay feathered great news :)

just got this text from my nan:

"Your cat has the runs, she just sharted all over the living room floor"...

Nice.

Your Nan is my new hero Jelly

Scan at EPU, showed an 8 week Yogini with a heartbeat in the making so I think it's time to pop over on to this board instead of hiding out between the JS'ers and here.

I am about two weeks behind you feathered so enjoying hearing what will be happening to me in the near future (although today's forecast being for arse rain, maybe I don't want to know too much in advance ).

Yay, for little kicks honey. Sorry to hear that they are accompanied by stabbing scar pains.

yay welcome aboard yoga :) great news on 8 week beanie!

Hello Yoga!
How come you had an early scan? Tell me to bog off if I'm being too nosy!

Welcome yoga great news from your scan.
Feathered glad you got the reassurance scan. Now that you don't have to get another private one you can spend all your money on fizzers and love hearts!

Hurrah Yoga! Glad you're over here! Also selfishly pleased that notches me one rung up on the stats list Great news on the scan and don't worry about arse rain - my bowels have a law unto themselves. Ahem. I realise that's nothing to brag about.

Fruit I will be rolling around in a bed of fizzers and melody pops like a wild woman!

Yoga add yourself to the stats if you haven't :)

Hi Yoga!

MOT passed and minimal damage to my wallet. There was a shiny car on the forecourt which I am tempted by though. Will take my pushchair with me to test drive tomorrow.

Oo new car exciting!! We toyed with the idea but until we know how we will cope on DP's wage we will hold fire

Ha ha can't believe your Nan said sharted Jelly!

Yey for good all round car news Honey

Welcome Yoga Lil if you are lurking we miss you.

for JC, Pretzel and anyone else feeling naff. I was exhausted at work today and bloody uncomfortable. Sitting down makes my ribs really hurt. Could have cried by this afternoon so left at 3 and came home for a two hour nap! Not so grumpy now.

Heating is on and the cats have claimed their rightful places on top of the radiators.

Thursday I had an early scan because two weeks ago I had a gush of blood and other liquid that scared the bejesus out of me enough to rush to the EPU. They scanned me then, but it was too early to see much other than the yolk sack and scheduled in a scan for today. Because of irregular periods, I was also measuring 4/5 weeks instead of 9 1/2 according to NHS due date based on last "monthly" period.

Jelly I'm out right now, but will add myself to the stats once I get home on a computer rather than phone.

Thank you for humouring me yoga, I'm sorry you had such a scary start to your pregancy

Glad to hear good news yoga

In some ways it's annoying to pay for MOT then get new car, but it's not like I could sell it without one!

It's a 12 plate Renault Clio, this new one. Anyone got one? My first car was a Clio but it was a 99 V reg!

I'm so pleased for all the great scan news, big relief all round!

Looks like I'm going a new car. Insurers told me today mine's a write off which wasn't a huge surprise. What was a surprise was how much they're offering and in a very pleasant way! Might be able to buy my db's ford focus which hasn't done many miles and can have isofix fitted. Going to discuss price but could mean a bit left over which would take the edge off Christmas and paternity leave. Yaaaaaay for good news!

honey you will be in a much stronger position to sell your current car with 12 months MOT. My first car was one of those teeny tiny Renault clios, nit one I could imagine as a family car!

That sounds positive too Molly