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After welcoming the Batlet, we're ready for Halloween, our bellies full of candy and almost nothing green! With accidentally bald fanjos, never-ending nausea, and delinquent babies, it's JS Grads 40!

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pretzelpieces · 16/10/2015 16:10

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 40th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 39th grads fred is HERE.

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 55th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

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jellypi3 · 22/10/2015 08:22

My birthday is post baby so I'm glad on that front Grin

I might send lil a message see how she is.

We got our chicco next to me yesterday with SiL's discount, came to £110 so I'm a happy person today.

oneyorkshirepud · 22/10/2015 08:46

Flowers Feathered. Afternoon nap?

Had a dream last night that I was in the Pirates of the Caribbean! Random!

ThursdayLastWeek · 22/10/2015 08:54

I got my BFP the day after my birthday so I should be good Grin

5hell · 22/10/2015 09:05

my bday and due date are almost the same, so will only need to change when I go overdue! :)

ooof feathered that sounds like hard work at the best of times, never mind now! nosy about your job now!

having a sofa day as had rubbish nights sleep last night - weird hip pain and numbness

fruitlovingmonkey · 22/10/2015 10:47

Ooh Feathered that's a weird dream! I'm not really enjoying the crazy preggo dreams, they make me wonder what's going on in my subconscious. Gx for your big work do. I have been really antisocial the last three months, it's just so hard to stay awake late.
Shell Hope baby doesn't steal your birthday!
Went to dog training this morning with the firstborn. He's pretty good but I do wish I'd put more effort in with his training before now. Doesn't help that me and DH have a good cop/ bad cop routine going on. I just hope DH won't be as soft with our child (no prizes for guessing I'm the bad cop).
Who do I need to pm to join the Facebook group? I'm in the mood for cute baby pics.

jellypi3 · 22/10/2015 11:21

i think anyone can add you if you pm your email address fruit :)

pretzelpieces · 22/10/2015 11:39

Thanks for the jeremies support viroids! I had them before pg (they are worse now) so think I'm stuck with them but thankfully they aren't usually painful.

feathered sorry you're feeling shite again, it's rubbish isn't it. This too shall pass Flowers

It's strange without lil here. Hope she makes her return soon. We miss you lil! (But do what you need to do.)

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jellypi3 · 22/10/2015 11:42

a part of me feels like im missing out because ive not had jeremies...

oneyorkshirepud · 22/10/2015 12:30

Lol, Jelly don't say that!!

Oh god Viroids. One of the things I bought from the infamous Asda shop was some more knickers in a bigger size. When I opened the packet they looked HUGE but as they were underwear I figured that I couldn't send them back so just chucked them in the knicker drawer. Tried a pair on this morning. Fit. Like. A. Glove. #lardarse! Aaarrrgggghhhhh!!!! Blush

SkyWasMadeOfAmethyst · 22/10/2015 12:41

After successfully navigating the crippling nausea of MS for the first trimester and then some I've managed to graduate to spontaneous vomiting at 18 weeks Hmm this morning it was into the kitchen sink while brushing my teeth (DP needed a wee) Joy.

pretz you poor pickle. Is there anything you can do to soothe the jeremie's?

pretzelpieces · 22/10/2015 14:21

Oh no sky! Let's hope that particular symptom doesn't last too long. Flowers

Count yourself lucky jelly! Arse grapes are no fun.

I've got some anusol in the bathroom cabinet but as they don't hurt atm I just keep them clean and leave them alone as much as possible Blush

pud! Grin I might have to get some more big pants. The ones I got from new look aren't that comfy.

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MollyBloomYes · 22/10/2015 15:45

I found Matalan the best for enormous great knickers. I'll be making a return journey when it's time to pack hospital bag.

Never had piles, hoping it stays that way! Sympathy to those who do! And sky sorry you're still pukey Flowers

Thinking more and more I want an elcs. Keep telling self to wait for vbac class in four weeks but elcs suddenly seems very right and like a huge relief whenever I imagine it. Trouble is though I'm due on my birthday, may have to negotiate on when they do it! I know it wouldn't be an option to negotiate if I went into labour by self but how many people actually do so on their due date anyway?!

ThursdayLastWeek · 22/10/2015 16:33

Molly elcs are routinely performed at 39 weeks - so it won't be on your birthday Smile

I felt exactly exactly that way, to contemplate a vbac upset me very much. Are you under consultant care this time? Have you been able to discuss it with anyone?

CarrotPuff · 22/10/2015 17:15

Haha the stars jiggler was me! I was too tired to post though.

Glad all is ok jelly I wish someone told me it's ok to eat more!

Boo to nausea/vomming who has it, although I guess it's reassuring for lil. I think her scan is on 3rd.

I started this message a few hours ago and now forgot who said what. So Cake for everyone!

My mum has come over for two weeks to look after DS while I'm at work, as DP's parents are away for the next two weeks.

On train home now. Hope everyone is having a nice evening.

MollyBloomYes · 22/10/2015 17:28

Thursday yes I'm consultant led. At the first appointment I said I was pretty open to vbac, open to cs whichever was best. They signed me up for vbac class and will see me the week after (34 weeks) to discuss. She said if I want an elcs by then will be fine so no pressure either way which is good. 39 weeks will be 22nd December so I'd better heal quick to be out for Christmas! At least ds will be too little to realise if I miss the day itself and we can do Christmas another day!

honeysucklejasmine · 22/10/2015 18:34

Oooh Christmas babies! At least one of you needs to cross your legs until the big day.

CountryGal4 · 22/10/2015 19:06

29 weeks scan tomorrow. Can someone update my stats I'm due 13th march

CountryGal4 · 22/10/2015 19:06

Fuck sake *20 week

CountryGal4 · 22/10/2015 19:08

Ignore me entirely someone's already done it!

CountryGal4 · 22/10/2015 19:10

Can dh's nest? He spent an hour reorganising the kitchen at 10 last night and is now shuffling round up stairs.... I fear he's gone mental

honeysucklejasmine · 22/10/2015 19:13

Lol! I don't see why not Country!

CountryGal4 · 22/10/2015 19:15

Do you want him? He's driving me mad

ThursdayLastWeek · 22/10/2015 19:34

I just had my last Pilates class for the foreseeable future - my instructor even gave me a hug Smile
Think I might look into some preggo yoga or something to get me out the house once a week still!

I wonder if they perform sections so close to Xmas molly?do the higher up doctor get time off over Xmas? I mean I guess they'd have to have someone available for emergencies anyway.
It sounds like you've got a lovely pressure free few weeks to decide, perfect.

My DH deffo nests! We had a whole new kitchen before DS was born, and there's more renovations in the pipeline this winter too.

gaggiagirl · 22/10/2015 20:26

Evening all!
NFMPF (pelvic floor) gone. Just gone.
Do your kegels viroids!

ThursdayLastWeek · 22/10/2015 20:34

Uh oh ga bad luck!

My wonderful husband is washing up whilst making me a hot chocolate with baileys while I sit on my arse after a busy day. Result.

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