We're growing babies, stomach beards and nipple pubes - it's pregnancy glamour galore with humongous tits, medicinal prunes and praying for poo on JS Grads 37!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 37th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 36th grads fred is here

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 52nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Felt great over the weekend. Feel absolutely rotten this morning. Bah humbug.

I feel like I popped out a bit over the weekend too, particularly in the evenings there's a noticeable small bump! 9+6 feels very early for that... also feels very weird to think I'm out of single figures tomorrow!

Feeling in a better mood today. Have decided to talk through these things with DP tonight, as if he can't notice that basic household chores need doing, he's not a chance at working out why I'm in a mood

On a more worrying note, I was just browsing the stats sheet, and someone else came on and deleted Totally's line. I'm really hoping that is not the reason I'm thinking it is Anyone heard from her recently?

Unfortunately it was bad news for Totally

5hell if I'm perfectly honest, I still don't believe that a healthy baby is going to come out of me. Part of me still things surely something must go wrong. But it has got easier as time has passed, as purple said; movements make a big difference, plus as you get bigger and more obviously pregnant (whale like in my case) the fact that everyone around you are certain your going to have a baby kind of helps (if that makes any sense?!)

honey I have only put on 5kg with whole pregnancy and most of that in 3rd trimester. Plus when my bump "popped" it was pretty much over night, so those 3 weeks she has on you may be the key! Celebrate the lack of weight! Think of all the calories you're not consuming (wine) and the amount of vomming..

Oh no, I missed that.
Thinking of you Totally

Morning viroids, just lurking as I'm nosey and dropping in to say hi. Had a falling out with DH yesterday too so it definitely must have been the day for rows! I blame the cack weather...

honey if your BMI was high-ish to start with then definitely don't worry about no weight gain I met with an old friend on the weekend who is a big girl and was consultant lead due to her high BMI, she didn't put on ANYTHING until 35 weeks! I was mega impressed having already put on a stone at 21+2

carrot sorry about the job best of luck with the next try, at least you had a second interview so you were clearly one of the top candidates

Morning viroids,

Weekend wasn't massively great have felt hungover and have HAD to eat all the time. Even bringing a banana to bed for first thing because I feel so crappy. DH and I cheered ourselves up with a trip to the crazy golf course

for totally

I'm dreading the weight gain honey. It's going to be lovely but will get in the way at work . I'm sure your bump will pop soon.

Sorry about the job carrot can you ask for some feedback?

for a bad chicken Caesar salad.

Oh, totally I'm so sorry

5hell I would maybe chase them up if you have had no contact?

tri I'm 1 day behind you and have noticed my belly has changed over the weekend too - bit uncomfortable to lay on my front now already!

How can a salad go wrong?!

Morning sickness is still kicking my ass. Feeling utterly miserable and desperate for it to stop. Have questioned my pregnancy choice hundreds of times due to feeling so pants. Need to wallow in self pity for a while. I know I wouldn't feel half as depressed if I wasn't hungry and could keep a nice meal down. Why do women do this to themselves?
I might go and cry again

I'd have been better with a bag of Caesar salad and a cooked chicken breast from morrisons!

Poor Totally, it's so awful when it doesn't work out hope you've lots of RL support

At 30 weeks I'd gained 2lbs. I'm now 10lbs up on my start weight or 4.5kgs in new money but most of that is in the last month

Retina scan was pants today. There's a spot on my optic disc which they can't treat and probably doesn't affect me but I'm still a little bit concerned and the bloke kept me hanging round for ages!

I'm back at the hospital tomorrow for a pre-op assessment for the section - eeek!

It was me who deleted Totally off the list. I remember she was supposed to have another scan a few weeks back and I kept hoping she would come back and tell us all was good, but she didn't so assume it wasn't good news I hope you guys don't think I'm a horrible person for doing this!

MrsT I think someone said that before, but you should really go see your GP for your MS if you are feeling so crap. There are safe meds to take that might at least take the edge off.

Oh Purple how exciting!

I don't think bad of you carrot, poor totally.

I managed to update the spreadsheet with my scan date I'm rubbish with computers and never need to use them! Also had a nose at the sheet, sooooooo many March 2016 babies!

All the cool kids are due in March :)

Cross posted, poor totally :(

Fingers crossed totally is fine and just decided to leave us for some other reason but I know it's unlikely

I don't like the list anyway because I'm far too close to the top!! Hoping some of the other October viroids decide to jump in front!

I have tried several times but can't update my stats, my 12w scan is on the 9th sept. We can't wait - it's dragging so bad!

Definately something in the water with all these March babies!

MrsT you deffo need to go to a doctor. This isn't good for you. Eventually it won't be good for baby either.

I've added your scan date on the sheet MrsT.

All of a sudden I'm feeling much better. Even tackled some dishes. Long may it continue!

Oh and who can invite me to the secret FB group? I normally don't join them but I hate missing out on all baby pics!

Purple can hook you up, maybe Jelly? I can't as you can't add people from the app.

Any group member can add people either from your email address or if you're FB friends. You can only add friends from the app.
If you open Facebook in a browser then you can add from an email address.
PM me your email address and I'll add you

Oh thank God, MN is back!!

yayyyyy

Excellent, now that we are back I can continue being a paranoid preggo...

Baby pud was quiet yesterday (didn't even kick after pie!). Definitely more active again today but is only kicking me in the middle, not the sides. So I think bambino has gone from being transverse to up/down. I'm only 23 weeks so I presume that the baby can move about a bit. Has this happened to anyone else? I am definitely not in anyway worrying that baby might be thinking about engaging and being born way too early. That would be crazy.

Oh finally!

pud my DS was head down from 24 weeks, so quite possible.