We're growing babies, stomach beards and nipple pubes - it's pregnancy glamour galore with humongous tits, medicinal prunes and praying for poo on JS Grads 37!

[honeysucklejasmine]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 37th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 36th grads fred is here

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 52nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

pret ours start and of November and is Monday and Thursday each week for 4 weeks I think

jelly I've just checked and ours is once a week for 8 weeks. Hope we don't get sick of each other! It'll be weird doing all that at Christmas.

Hurray for roofers Ga

Section is booked for 8th Sept - eeek!

Fragmin is because I am diabetic and overweight. I've been on aspirin since 12 weeks but now they've upped the ante. I wouldn't mind if it weren't for the bruising. It's fucking sore!

Baby shower was meant to be a surprise but when no one asked if I was having one I had a slight anxiety issue, panicking about what was going on I fucking hate surprises, I'm a control freak so the cat was let out the bag. Then 2 people weren't told it was a surprise and contacted me about it!

Oh and yes there's a couple of sept babies arrived but I hid the bus as there's too much moaning says she

Oh I see, thanks for telling me - I was so bad at doing it, I bruised myself every time.

Ok, so if I can't suck my belly in anymore, does that mean it's not belly but bump?

Thursday you are insane. 10k?! Mental.

Ga great news a out your house!

Bat also insane for attempting to wear heels in the first place, but we'll done.

Ga that sounds insane but progress is bring made!

Yey for bump Honey, just let it all hang out

That's the way I see it honey! Can't suck belly in so must be bump! :)

Oops sent mid post.

Have just bought my first bottle of clearisil aged 30, cheers pregnancy. Trying to motivate myself to paint but Eris just wants to cuddle all the time, sigh, it would be mean to move her, wouldn't it?

I'm convinced I've got a v small bump at 10+4 honey and you're further along than me aren't you?

Ooh let's see your bump pics!

Oh I think you can have a mini bump around 10 weeks! Why not?

Hooray for full English without vomiting!

Bat, epic night out well done! In heels as well!

I'm seeing some very good friends today who both live a few hours away and I know the next time I see them I'll be a mummy. For some reason that thought is now making me cry... Silly preggo hormones.

Enjoy your baby shower purple! I'm sure it'll be lovely, it's your friends after all, they wouldn't bother if they weren't!

I have been up and dressed then got back into bed to have a bit sob. I've got a little cold a lot of heartburn, nausea, dizziness, pulled calf muscle, trapped wind, constipation, headache, SPD, fanjo ache, bum ache and I'm fucking boiling and there is no food in the house!!!!! Waaaaaaaiiiiillllllllll. Normal service shall resume momentarily.

Oh ga
Here's a gentle squeeze

Oh Ga

ga take care

Oh Ga, sending hugs
Look after yourself. I've been getting fed up too, I think it's normal.
You've got a lot going on right now, cut yourself some slack lovie

Aww ga :( big hugs

Oh Ga I blame the weather, it's horrible and muggy. So glad that I phoned in sick yesterday for my long day today after sobbing down the phone to my manager. Feeling a little better today so you get it all out ga!

Yay for indigo!

Not long at all now purple

Honey most definitely a bump when you can't suck it in

Aww toast that's a lovely thought, they must be happy tears and perfectly allowed!

Normal service has resumed. You are all right I'm just fed up of being 7.5 years pregnant. But god even my eyelashes hurt!
For those who can see pictures.....check this hidden inglenook out architecture fans!

Aww ga glad you're feeling a bit better - I think you have the right to feel sorry for yourself occasionally, I don't envy you for what you are taking on with the house at the mo, I am such a lazy cow I can't even remember the last time I did a proper grocery shop let alone did house renovations! It will all be worth it in the end and all that but shitty in the meantime.

Can anyone with half a clue tell me if I have enough baby clothes? Just counted everything up - it's been a bit beyond our control as the vast majority has been bought for us rather than buying for ourselves so I'm not sure if we have the right quantities of various stuff. Some sizes seem a bit weird as in 0-3 months up to 6.5kg looks same to me as a newborn up to 4.5kg so I've tried to guess! I don't even know the right words for things so bear with me. So we have:

Newborn

Short sleeve no legs babygro x 21 (plus 5 that look teeeeeny)
Vest top no legs babygro x 7
Long arms and legs x 7 (plus 3 that to me look too big for newborn)
Dungarees with t shirt (!) x 1

0-3 months

Short sleeve no legs babygro x 19
Vest top no legs babygro x 5
Long arms and legs x 12
Long arms no legs x 2
PJs x 1
Jacket and leggings x 1
T shirt x 1

At docs appt today (34 weeks tomorrow) baby is apparently 5lb and do they say they gain 0.5lb per week? So I would be expecting an 8lb-er if on time and guesstimates are correct.

bat I found newborn stuff too tiny for DD so didn't bother. 0-3m was fine for us. You live in a hot country so vest and nappy should be fine for out and about. In an air conned environment dress them as you would in the UK. Vest (short sleeves, crotch poppers no legs) and sleepsuit/babygro (poppers up front long arms and legs) with a blanket/cardi on top. I think you've got enough, you will soon get into dressing baby habits and know exactly what to buy for 3-6m.

5lb!!!!! That's brilliant you only have 6 weeks to go too eek!

Thanks ga I guess I will stick with the clothes we have then Yeah 5lb - sounds a bit massive to me but doc said fine! Although I know the ultrasounds are not always very accurate with size. Just hope if it is wrong that baby is smaller than that rather than bigger

Also bat I'm delighted to see you haven't got 'outfits' for baby. They are a massive waste of money, they were for me anyway. DD remained in baby grow/vest combo til she was at least 5m.