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We're growing babies, stomach beards and nipple pubes - it's pregnancy glamour galore with humongous tits, medicinal prunes and praying for poo on JS Grads 37!

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honeysucklejasmine · 16/08/2015 18:02

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 37th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 36th grads fred is here

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 52nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

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honeysucklejasmine · 20/08/2015 23:00

I guess it'll be easier when your DP moves in? Is it October that's happening?

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pretzelpieces · 20/08/2015 23:14

Yes honey October! That will be good, it's a bit stressful at the moment (probably more for him than me) going back and forth. He's away for work this week and next as well. It just bad timing really cause everything has gone to shit

oneyorkshirepud · 20/08/2015 23:30

Oh no Flowers for you Pretzel, sorry that you are having a bad time. Lots of love.

Ha! Yes Jelly, the recent chubster viroid babies on FB have been totally adorable but I still don't want one that size to come out of my fanjo! Grin I was just a bit over 6lb and I am slightly bigger than my minature sized mother so was hoping for a medium sized bambino but DM keeps commenting on the remarkable size of my bump so not so sure that is going to happen... Hmm

Photos here were £5 for 5... Think the best value so far? Yey Stroud! TBF we could probably have paid in Stroud pounds/cows/bushels of wheat in Stroud... was quite happy to give over a fiver though but like I said, good value compared to other places. And they had a loo next to the ultrasound department, absolute god send!

Have got a cold sore, have had about 300 so far since bfp, I presume because my immune system is low? I am currently watching baby pud have a party in my belly though so it is all worth it Grin

MrsTattoo · 21/08/2015 00:13

Oh pretzel that sounds horrible! Sad

I've had a really crappy day with MS and other aches and pains. And a friend died this afternoon so I have been a big ball of crying pukey hormones all afternoon and evening. Had a full on break down on DH who was fantastic, think he realised just how poorly this is making me. Blush

On a positive note we did manage to unpack the new changing unit and cotbed thatt we collected last night, from the car to one of the spare rooms - my god it was heavy! Grin

pretzelpieces · 21/08/2015 00:29

Oh mrs so sorry for your loss. Sounds like you're having a hard time too Thanks

pretzelpieces · 21/08/2015 00:30

Thanks pud. GX you don't have a ginormababy Wink

SecondCupOfTea · 21/08/2015 02:46

Oh dear, Flowers for Pretzel and MrsT

Lying awake again, wishing I could sleep. Instead I've just made my first baby purchase by that I mean baby-related items, I've not purchased a baby...as far as I know. It's just a pack of muslins bought tonight to make an Amazon order up to the £20 needed for free delivery, but no doubt it's the start of a long road Hmm

honeysucklejasmine · 21/08/2015 06:22

Oh MrsT! I am so sorry to hear that! Flowers

I am having my morning fart session, to ease all the trapped wind that built up during yesterday. It's part of my routine now!

Had an odd dream, involving the discovery of a step sibling who was totally taking the piss from my dream parents. (No actual family members involved.) The Thing that made me most angry though was that he ordered a curry takeaway for us without consultation. And ordered too much and all really spicy! He ordered 3 starters, 3 random dishes (including chicken mole, which is mexican, and other hot dishes) and 6 vindaloos! 6! For 4 people. Then he stole the money from dream mum to pay for it, and didn't ask for it to be delivered until 8pm! I was very angry.

Welcome to by pregnant psyche. For the record, I prefer a byriani, and like to eat around 6pm.

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ThursdayLastWeek · 21/08/2015 07:34

MrsT I'm sorry for your loss Thanks how upsetting for you.
The more you post about your MS the mire I think you should see a doc, or speak to a MW, you sound so similar to a friend if mine who had had hyperemisis (sorry spelling???) and she had some meds to help her keep food down, and had to gave IV fluids a few times. You really do sound unwell.

Can't have too many muslins Tea perfectly sensible Smile I bought something for the baby recently too, some ikea bibs as some friends were going up and offered to pick them up for us! I also won a maternity top in eBay yesterday.

I'm deffo going to be in maternity clothes earlier thus time, despite being fitter and slimmer to start with. I managed to go out in skinnies last night, but I was damn uncomfortable!

Lookingforadvice123 · 21/08/2015 07:53

Just wanted to pop on and say my 12 week scan pics were...FREE! And the 20 week ones was £3 for about 5 or 6 pics. My health board don't test for gestational diabetes though unless you're viewed as high risk. Maybe they would if they charged more for scan pics Hmm

jellypi3 · 21/08/2015 08:00

Morning all.

Sorry for your loss mrs t.

I've got today off work so going to be productive and get an eye test. Also 16w mw appointment, I'm a bit nervous tbh.

honeysucklejasmine · 21/08/2015 08:04

Why are you nervous Jelly? Fear of the unknown?

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jellypi3 · 21/08/2015 08:34

I don't know really. It's stilly I'm just nervous. It's like scanxiety but I'm not having a scan!

5hell · 21/08/2015 09:35

what does the 16w appt usually entail jel?
have you got any questions/concerns to raise with your mw?...maybe focussing on them will easy the worry a bit?

#roughasfucktodaythankgoditsfriday

Indigoblue2 · 21/08/2015 09:37

Friends I'm here! I found my way back in Smile

jellypi3 · 21/08/2015 09:46

No idea 5hell! It's just silly nervousness :)

How's it going ind?

Indigoblue2 · 21/08/2015 09:49

Cramping and losing my plug but not regular yet!

honeysucklejasmine · 21/08/2015 09:50

Yay Indigo! I am so excited for your wee babe!

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Jcandy · 21/08/2015 10:28

Ah made it! Hopefully last password reset time.

Sorry I've been away for a few days. I do catch up with everyone but haven't had the energy to formulate a reply. Did another 13 hour shift yesterday and it wasn't quite as successful as the first, I threw up within half an hour of being there so I guess I could have predicted how it was going to go. Day off today though with absolutely nothing planned Smile

jelly I'm sure your appointment will be fine. It's really quick though, less than 15 mins, so don't let that shock you.

indigo that's exciting but I guess we all know how long it can take. Keep up your calm self and I'm sure you'll be fantastic Smile can't wait to hear if the epi-no has worked!

jellypi3 · 21/08/2015 10:33

How exciting ind!!!

Well the opticians wouldn't do me an eye test! Grr. Whoever said that was spot on.

5hell · 21/08/2015 10:43

jel would they not do it because you're pregnant, or because you're not due a retest? seems odd (especially if you're paying!)

first actual vomit today...stood in queue for cooked brekkie with colleagues, had to rush off to the loo to puke Blush thankfully it didn't put me off my sausage sarnie though and I feel better now. evidently my homemade smoothie was not the start my stomach wanted!!

pretzelpieces · 21/08/2015 11:28

Oh jelly that's annoying. Hope you feel less anxious after the MW appointment. They might listen to the heartbeat! Other than that it might be a bit anti climactic to be honest!

Well I dragged my tired ass to the meeting I was meant to facilitate this morning and it was just me and my manager! There were meant to be three other people there, one of whom has left the team, one who texted in ill after the meeting had started and one who is awol! Should've stayed in bed Grin ah well I got brownie points for being the person who actually showed up while feeling rubbish and being pregnant! Star

ThursdayLastWeek · 21/08/2015 12:47

Hello everyone, I succumbed to maternity leggings today and I'm so fucking comfy right now Grin

Jcandy · 21/08/2015 13:02

Glad to hear it Thursday! I finally got a pair this week and they are great even if I do look a bit ridiculous!

honeysucklejasmine · 21/08/2015 13:17

Bfp on the undergrads Smile

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