Are your children’s vaccines up to date?

Set a reminder

Please or to access all these features

Birth clubs

Connect with mums-to-be with similar due dates to share experiences and support.

Waving our pom-poms for the thread that FINALLY welcomes MiniLa, it's carb-tastic, all day sickness and when the hell can I nap? On JS 34!

999 replies

ThursdayLast · 26/07/2015 18:44

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 34th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 34th grads fred is here

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 51st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

OP posts:
Are your children’s vaccines up to date?
Niffertiti · 31/07/2015 08:56

Sorry purple not honey!

goodnessgraciousgouda · 31/07/2015 09:25

Niff - I'd been feeling flutters every now and then since week 15 (maybe even earlier tbh), but wasn't really sure if it was the baby or not. For the last week I've been feeling definite baby kicks - it couldn't possibly be anything else - but it's only a couple of times a day. I don't have any tilting to the uterus, and have a low BMI, so would have been worried if I had felt literally nothing.

I just turned 17 weeks.

SecondCupOfTea · 31/07/2015 09:45

Right! Feeling less of a misery guts today, possibly aided by having a decent sleep then having a good swim this morning.

Decided that for now I'm gonna carry on counting my weeks and days by my measure, and not that from the scan yesterday she did say she could be wrong, so I'm 7+6 rather than 6+4 felt awful to be 'redoing' a week

It's also dawned on me just how weird in an completely normal kind of way it is to realise there is another heart beating inside of me Hmm Grin

You lot are starting to alarm me with this talk of swamp foof...how bad is it? When does it start? Will I get any warning? What was the obviously hilarious thing that happened to Ga re leakage?

pretzelpieces · 31/07/2015 10:05

Alright niff we won't move continents. We'll stay in-continent Grin

tea glad you're feeling better today!

honeysucklejasmine · 31/07/2015 10:07

Tea I haven't really noticed a particularly swampy fanjo yet. (10+3 today)

Ga is leading the way with incontinence. Grin

oneyorkshirepud · 31/07/2015 10:15

Lol @ Pretzel, I like what you did there!

Also having swamp issues, urgh.

jellypi3 · 31/07/2015 10:21

i've had swamp foof, get it randomly, just loads and load of excess CM. I've not got the point of wearing liners yet, but I can see it won't be long before I don them!

mountaingirl01 · 31/07/2015 10:21

Not yet gaggia! Only 33ws yet :) although was my first thought as well

bat I had a weird episode that sounds very similar on the last day of my holiday too! Was so scared for a while, but must have Just been combination of richer food that week and heat?! Very glad you didn't have a baby in the Seychelles :) although what an awesome extended holiday that would be!

CarrotPuff · 31/07/2015 11:36

Happy last day deeply! On my mat leave with DS I had pancakes for breakfast every day, slept and watched box sets. Bliss!

I remember describing first movements like bubbles popping, it does sound like baby! Anyone had those weird vibrations in there yet?

Oh god swamp foof... I'm already on liners at 8 bloody weeks! Last time I definitely didn't need them until 16w or so...

Still no booking in letter, got appointments number but can't get through to them Confused

jellypi3 · 31/07/2015 11:44

That's terrible carrot, no booking yet! Hope it comes through soon!

I'm starting to stress about the house sale. We put it on the market Monday and we've not had any viewings yet. We have an open day at the weekend and so far 1 person has booked to come. It's really getting me down, the estate agent was so sure it'd be sold in 3 weeks, I think I fell hook line and sinker for their sales pitch. If we don't sell in 3 weeks the house we have put the offer on will go back on the market, so it's making me feel down! What can I do to perk up!

Purpleball · 31/07/2015 12:00

It was godparent classes to teach you how to be a good godparent! If it had been anyone else I'd have politely declined!

Boss is bringing goodies from work next week Smile but not picking up laptop til after I finish. Best clear everything off it soon.

Swamp foof, jeremies, it's all pregnancy glam here GrinGrinWink
On the plus side the anusol that went out of date 5 years ago is working Smile suspect I might need medical intervention at some point as they are just hanging there like deflated grapes or saggy raisins, but at least they hurt less Grin

Had a letter from health visitor wanting to come for a visit eeek!

Purpleball · 31/07/2015 12:01

That's a bugger Jelly, I prescribe cakeSmile

oneyorkshirepud · 31/07/2015 12:08

Jelly, we only had one couple booked in to look round when we sold our house, and they offered the asking price - so we took it!! So don't fret, but do have cake.

WouldRatherHaveCake · 31/07/2015 12:09

I didn't feel movement til 23w with my last - anterior placenta and very well upholstered!

In work with absolutely no motivation. 9w4 and seems to be dragging when I think of when my 12w scan will be. But then considering I found out when I was something ridiculous like 3w4 I suppose it's gone quite quickly!

RhiannonElward · 31/07/2015 12:17

Purple congratulations on your rectal relief, piles are bloody horrible.

Jelly selling houses is stressful business but it's only been on the market 4 days so it's very early days. Eat lots of delicious things and try not to worry Smile

CarrotPuff · 31/07/2015 12:20

Oh jelly that's pants, I do agree with Purple on cake though Wink

Didn't have time to make that lemon drizzle, but I got me lemons so will make it in the afternoon

DS has claimed the second half of his muffin with cheese that I hoped I would get to finish Blush

Managed to get through, they have the referral, but apparently only received it yesterday or something? I saw GP last Wed Hmm Anyway, should receive letter some time next week, but booking in is only in about 2 weeks Confused I'll be 10w! Oh well, not much I can do.

5hell · 31/07/2015 12:57

jel hopefully lots of people will see it's on the market over the weekend, and although they might miss the open day, you'll be busy with viewings next week :) gx

Aufwiedersehenpetrarch · 31/07/2015 15:00

incontinent lol Grin
Yay for nor more pains bat
jelly house-selling empathies from this side! We've decided to rent once we sell so we can look around for a new place without feeling like headless chickens. Anyone got a modern, energy-efficient 4bed barn conversion next to river with a nice copse of wood and some fields surrounding it, preferably within cycling distance of the centre of town with direct train access of less than an hour to London, going for less than £420k? Do let me know. Hmm
Just had bloods back from 5week hcg test today and they are 5106 which is an immense relief! I was so worried they would have plateaued or dropped or something. I think it's a reasonable or okay enough count based on the table that they include on the results sheet. phew

Niffertiti · 31/07/2015 15:15

Also lolling at incontinent! I'm definitely not that continent to start out with!

auf house next door but one to me sounds like what you're looking for except it's not a barn conversion but a modern townhouse. We're next to a river, 4 bed, 10 mins cycle to station, 40 mins to London, near a nature reserve (I'll gloss over the dual carriage way and water treatment plant!!!). Don't suppose you want to rent my house when we go intercontinental in fact?

ga I'm in Doncaster! It's not snowing yet! To be fair I think most of my belief that the North East is freezing is down to the fact that my friend has a knack for choosing to live in the oldest coldest house available in any given location. She used to live in an old station house which was lovely but just to warn anyone thinking it sounds idyllic external DOORS ON EITHER SIDE OF EVERY ROOM = fucking freezing and unbelievably drafty.

Happy Friday viroids.

Niffertiti · 31/07/2015 15:18

Just to be clear to any northerners out there, Doncaster is not my final destination. Even I don't think Doncaster is North.

jellypi3 · 31/07/2015 16:54

It's been quiet here today. Hope la is ok and out of hospital by now :)

honeysucklejasmine · 31/07/2015 17:14

Afternoon. It's been a slow day. Was going to do some accounts and go to park with friends, but was a tad vommy this morning so have taken if easy.

oneyorkshirepud · 31/07/2015 17:35

I've been thinking about La too, hope your are okay my dear and that minila is feeding like a trooper.

I have been painting our living room and dining room for three days. It looks lovely but I am KNACKERED!! MIL has been an absolute legend and helped every day, she is a star. (I appreciate that this was an unusual thing to be written on MN!)

Purpleball · 31/07/2015 17:39

Doncaster is North, just not Ga North :-)
La, hope,you're home and doing ok lovie

I've skived this afternoon and been next door with the other mummies on the street and had a lovely time eating cake and drinking tea. There's no code for that on our timesheet system so I put customer work GrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

ThursdayLast · 31/07/2015 18:14

Surely Doncaster is North? It looks pretty north from down here...

OP posts:
Swipe left for the next trending thread