Waving our pom-poms for the thread that FINALLY welcomes MiniLa, it's carb-tastic, all day sickness and when the hell can I nap? On JS 34!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 34th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 34th grads fred is here

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 51st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

LIES indigo!

Sorry indigo I couldn't help laughing I know I'm a meanie
You'll get to 10 though

La is totally snuggling miniLa by now. They only let you go two hours and then the buggers yank em out for you! Squeeeeeee!

Indigo! Fraudulent fanjo!!!

dulcet I know!!! Blatant lies on a public forum. I'm a damn disgrace

Why isn't she posting then popz??? Doesn't she realise we NEED TO KNOW NOW??

dulcet that's brilliant! They must have pumped you full of fluids, so you've lost a stone and half iirc since baby boy was born? That's amazing!
indigo you big fibber! Eeeeesh! But to be fair to you 9cms is marvellous!

Ha ha ha Indigo poor thing! Still, 9cm!

Ooh that's exciting RPopz not the yanking out bit Really hope La is finally getting snuggles, she deserves it!!

Indigo that is still a fanjo of legendary power you have there, keep up the good work!

My phone died and I was terrified I'd missed it all. Where is minila! Can't believe the excitement and atmosphere it's fab!

indigo I'm quite intrigued by this fanny balloon shizzle! What is it so I can go google

More blood this evening, so glad I have the scan tomorrow. Thanks for making me phone them viroids

What time is your scan tomorrow Would? Well done for being calm, I will be thinking of you tomorrow.

Gah, I need to go to sleep but want to know if minila has finally made

It into the world! (Not sure why my phone keeps posting mid - post! )

Ooh, thanks for the tip, indigo - not that I'm frantically taking notes or anything. Blew the thing up to 10cm, stared at it and rapidly deflated it again #denialismyhappyplace.

had a growth scan today and it was bang on 50th centile, but with a slightly larger head. In denial about that too.

Go, la - hoping all done now and looking forward to pix .

Haha pud me too!

It's at 11.30.im quite shocked I haven't had a royal freak out!

Oh would how are you feeling? Please let us know how you get on tomorrow I'll be thinking of you.

Would I'm sorry you're having such a stressful night, please let us know how your scan goes tomorrow

Pud I was just thinking the same thing, it's time for bed now. I think I'll take the tablet up with me though so I can check for updates every time I am woken by heartburn or the need to pee.

would

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deeply that's wonderful news! So pleased baby is booming.

deeply I was exactly the same at the start, had no idea how I would ever get to ten. But now I'm at 9 and it seems doable!! And I'm using a little lube which makes crowning it out even easier.

Ooh, how exciting! I hope you're having newborn cuddles La!

would - hope you get some sleep and some positive news tomorrow at the scan.

Would good luck with the scan tomorrow, will be thinking of you

would good luck for scan tomorrow.

la hope you are cuddling a baby!

I'm okay, nervous but quite calm considered. Still achy and uncomfortable but not as bad so taking that as a positive for now! My sister is going to babysit DS so won't have to worry about any epic tantrums in the waiting room (his current favourite)

Thanks indigo will have a nose. Keen to avoid as much damage as possible this time so interested to see what's out there

I will be spying on here for am update

Thanks, ga - dh was a little regretful that if it goes through life on 50th centile, he may have to relinquish his dreams of fathering a champion jockey or England rugby prop forward. (He's convinced it's a boy....) serves him right if boy or girl, it hates sports and takes up stamp collecting or macramé or something !