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Waving our pom-poms for the thread that FINALLY welcomes MiniLa, it's carb-tastic, all day sickness and when the hell can I nap? On JS 34!

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ThursdayLast · 26/07/2015 18:44

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 34th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 34th grads fred is here

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 51st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

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SkyWasMadeOfAmethyst · 27/07/2015 20:52

Puuuuush!

Purpleball · 27/07/2015 20:52

Ooooooh I'm so excited Grin

Puuuuush La

Niffertiti · 27/07/2015 20:53

Aww la I can't wait to meet Minila after all this excitement, can't even begin to imagine how you must feel! exhausted probably hope he makes a smooth entrance after keeping us all on tenterhooks so long! Xx GrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

Pisghetti · 27/07/2015 20:56

Well if you can't even be bothered to RTFT.......

Good luck La!!!

oneyorkshirepud · 27/07/2015 20:56

Waves fanny flag with such enthusiasm that is knocks foof hat off. Wets set in excitement!

oneyorkshirepud · 27/07/2015 20:57

Self!!

too excited to proof read!!

RPopz · 27/07/2015 21:00

Hopefully you've pushed him out by now!! Eeeeeeeeeeeek!!!! Grin

RPopz · 27/07/2015 21:00

Amazed you've essentially live posted your entire labour, you legend! Haha!

RPopz · 27/07/2015 21:01

Oh I'm so excited and jealous!! You're about to have the best time of your life!

Jcandy · 27/07/2015 21:02

Puuuusssssshhhhhhhhhhh la Grin

MrsTattoo · 27/07/2015 21:03

Wowee!! Go La!! Go MrLa!! Come on MiniLa!! Grin

pretzelpieces · 27/07/2015 21:17

Puuuuuush la!! How exciting!

pud you're hilarious! Grin

Indigoblue2 · 27/07/2015 21:20

How exciting!!! The suspense is unbearable! Come on minila GrinGrin

ZylaB · 27/07/2015 21:22

Go la :)

Indigoblue2 · 27/07/2015 21:35

I have some frustrating news on the Epi-no front which I am dying to share but will save until we have heard from La!

WilHarlot · 27/07/2015 21:42

No Indigo, it could be ages. Share!

It wouldn't let me on MN for a minute or two - nearly had a hissy fit!

honeysucklejasmine · 27/07/2015 21:48

Frustrating? Can you get to 11 and are a bit ashamed?! ShockWink

DulcetMoans · 27/07/2015 21:59

Yeah, come on indigo, spill!

ga, weighed myself today and Ive lost another stone so YAY! I guess it was fluid.

teejayem · 27/07/2015 21:59

It hasn't gone pop had it indigo?! Your Fanjo of steel has crushed it like a ripe peach?!

oneyorkshirepud · 27/07/2015 22:06

9.9 indigo?!

Purpleball · 27/07/2015 22:07

Dulcet that's fab Smile hope things have settled down for you and you're coping ok

Indigo do tell, we're all on tenterhooks now not that we weren't anyway La

Indigoblue2 · 27/07/2015 22:10

Ok, it's a bit of a sad story Hmm

Just to recap, the deal is, you put the balloon in your fanny whilst it's deflated, then you pump it up just a little and do your pelvic floor exercises (squeeze and release stuff), seeing how far you can move the needle. After ten mins of that I often do less because it's boring as fuck and I want to get stretching you go onto the perineal stretching, pump it up as far as you can go and let your fanny get stretched for another 10-15 mins. Then... Once you're done, you birth it out whole which simulates crowning. So there's no way of knowing what size it's at until you push it out and hold it up to your measurement chart.

Sounds easy eh? Well it kind of is. When I hold it up to the measurement chart, I have from the beginning, shut one eye to see clearly, otherwise it's all double visiony and hard to focus on the chart. So today I got mr Indigo to tell me whether he would also shut one eye to see, he said no. Apparently when you shut one eye it MAKES IT BIGGER by 0.5cms BlushBlush

I've been lying to you all!!! We checked with makeshift caliper type things and he's right ConfusedConfusedConfused I'm not so stretchy, I'm still only at 9 and I thought I only had 0.5cm to my goal of 10cm. I know, I know, it's still 9cm which is good, but it's bloody annoying!!!

Indigoblue2 · 27/07/2015 22:10

Ha ha tee - if it went pop I'd shit myself Shock

Indigoblue2 · 27/07/2015 22:12

Sorry if that story was a slight disappointment, reading it back it seems like a distinct anti climax Grin

oneyorkshirepud · 27/07/2015 22:12

What?! Noooo indigo, that is a sad story! You will have to keep stretching. 9cm is really good though!!

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