Trying to make our fannies wider, Epi-no,no,no! All the pregnancy glamour of difficult shags, dribbly naps and pissy pants. JSers - encouraging food envy for 33 freds.

[DulcetMoans]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 32nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 50th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

I want a cunt cushion!

Dulcet is she back yet? Cats are buggers for disappearing at worst times. They turn up a few hours later giving disdainful look as though you owe them for bothering to come home.

Fleur happy due week!

My hips are on fire. Resorted to paracetamol for first time. Made dh shag me but nothing's happening. Due tomorrow

Feeling fine about labour at moment, just like dulcet I want it to start without induction if possible

Bat that sounds shit - can u whack him with ga's cunt cushion?

Slept til 4, awake til 6, slept til 8. I'll take that as it's better than normal

Fleur my dh keeps asking if I can go into labour so he doesn't have to go to work. I do think he's missing the point somewhat...

Also I have a photo taken of me the other day - in underwear, massive bump, wearing horse's head. One for the album

Owwwwwe!!!! This baby is punching me in the vagina!!! Got to be one of the sorest things ever.

La I think Minila might be trying to punch a way out? It's unorthodox but it could work for you.

Bat your landlord is clearly a nobhead if he thinks you can put up with no water supply because he's incompetent. LTB and move is my advice.

Ga hope you feel better soon, lack of sleep is tough and you're within your rights to phone in sick if you need to.

Nope, still no kitten. Thought maybe she has been shut in somewhere but would have thought she would have been let out as people got up for work. Hopefully she is fine, just very unusual - she's never been out all night. Can't go into labour now, need my cats home first!

What a shit landlord bat! Can you move? Not sure what support there is for those situations over there.

Not much sleeping going on for viroids last night then? (Except you thursday) I think you should all leave work early!

Punching is an unusual approach but if it works la!

Mine went for a week once dulcet - went on a Sunday and walked back in, slightly skinnier, the following Sunday. Her claws were scuffed so we know she was trapped. We reckoned she got trapped in shed or garage of someone who only opened it on a Sunday to do garden or something.

Worth chapping on doors in your street to ask folk to check outbuildings. Lots of folk leaving windows open in this weather.

Lack of sleep is miserable, see if you can lie down at lunch ga

Oh god, a week! I will go crazy. I have called the vets and added her as lost for their list (she is chipped). Will give her until the end of the day and make up some posters to put through doors to check sheds. All our gardens back onto each other so I can't really walk down and check. Big cat being all needy now too!

Shes probably living it up somewhere chasing butterflies but she is very small and friendly so easy to take pity on or steal!

Thanks viroids. I'll try to focus on the people who are thrilled for us instead.

dulcet hope your cat comes home soon!

bat that sounds stressful, I'm sure at least 2 out of those 3 things will be sorted long before babybat gets here though.

God I'm a fanny. I've got major mouth ulcer and without even thinking I just used bonjela

Now panicking a bit in case it's not ok in pregnancy. Anyone know?

I imagine it's fine la but NHS says seek medical advice, but they say that about most things...

NHS advice

I don't know la but my theory would be, one use this late in pregnancy is unlikely to do any harm.

What does the leaflet say? The usual consult your dr? Could pop into a chemist to ask the pharmacist?

la I thought you weren't supposed to because it says not for under 16s due to risk of Reye's syndrome? Not sure about the teething gel one.

You'll be fine at this stage of the game La.

Ooh who is the original JSer?

Phoned pharmacist who said v unlikely to be anything harmful - only tiny bit absorbed and even then very low risk

Thanks guys!

Wil - her name is flak? She started the jser threads

Ah that's good

We really really don't want to move - just decorated the baby's room and other bits of the house and when we move we have to pay a fee to an agent of 5% of the annual rent which is already extortionate and then we pay for movers and to be honest he wouldn't give a crap if we did, would just get someone else straight in because the demand is high. Just need to hope he stops being a dick, how anyone can think we are being unreasonable for not having water is beyond me, we can't even flush the toilets, it's absolutely horrible. Grrrrrr

Glad pharmacy said ok re bonjela la - it wouldn't have even occurred to me to check, I'm so crap!

Is there an agency or is he private landlord?

Is he expecting you to just fix it yourself then bat?

Kitten has now returned. She seems sheepish, hasn't made any noise, not wet though so must have been inside somewhere.

Great news dulcet and la!

Are there any protections for tenants where you are bat? Not having a flushing loo is ridiculous!

Right, what to do with the rest of my day? I have even done some work this morning as I was bored and it was something that interested me

Not sure if I am nesting but I am itching to throw things away, I have probably moaned mentioned that my DH is a hoarder and I am the complete opposite. There is a pile of books that will not fit on our shelves, just trashy novel type things, and they are piled up on the floor. I am desperate to take them to the charity shop. Plus he got a stupid game for Christmas that was shoved under a chair as soon as he received it and has been there ever since - that's also ripe for the taking.

We had the loft boarded out at great expense so that he could store his rubbish - I don't want it hanging around my living room too

There is an agency when you move - so all landlords have an agent to find them a tenant but the tenant is the one who has to pay the agent fee which is a ridiculous amount of money for usually very little work. But that is where their involvement ends so now we just deal with the landlord directly. I'm hoping he was just angry yesterday because mr bat had a go at him so I'm hoping he will be more reasonable now. They have sent more workmen round but they were supposed to come at 8am and when I spoke to mr bat at 12.30 they still hadn't arrived. Typical for this place. We could sort it ourselves as have been given recommendations for a company that know what they are doing but I doubt the landlord would reimburse us. And on top of the water not working we have actually had an underground water leak for the past 5+ weeks which their useless guys haven't been able to fix and so far it has cost us 400 quid in extra water and it's still leaking Sorry, feeling very sorry for myself today! Would someone kindly have a baby an cheer me up please?

Bat it's tricky! You're a bit stuck between a rock and hard place and I feel for you, as I've had shitty landlords before. Can you perhaps speak to him nicely today and smooth it over? Explain that not having running water is actually a health risk for you and baby?

Dulcet that's fab! Cats are nightmare sometimes!

Sleepyhead just arrived in post and I've hidden it from mr la

I'm bit bored too - trying to keep house nice every day in case today's the day. So every morning I wipe kitchen down, dust, etc. very dull!

Going for coffee with friend this afternoon. My boobs are aching lots

yay for kitty returning :)

Right, it has stopped raining and so I am going to waddle down to the shops to get some photos printed and also to buy a hand mirror.

Yes, I need a hand mirror for a water birth to go with my sieve

What's the hand mirror for?