Trying to make our fannies wider, Epi-no,no,no! All the pregnancy glamour of difficult shags, dribbly naps and pissy pants. JSers - encouraging food envy for 33 freds.

[DulcetMoans]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 32nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 50th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

I prescribe a nap of at least an hour for Bat and Gaggia
I can't get through the day without one now

Mum looked at my legs and told me I should be exercising more . I was like WTAF I need a nap to get through the day, much less do any exercise FFS!

Sympathies for the bum grapes viroids. Bath with witch hazel!

Sounds intense ga! I've had shit all sleep too and can't even be arsed to take the dog for a walk, poor thing. Hope the hen do is fun at least!

Chin up La - you're only a few days over - perhaps not even over at all it you think about the potential inaccuracies of due date calculation Taking some time to chill sounds like a good idea I won't say all the other things that everyone says to overdue ladies and that you already know but.... that

Do the piles go away after birth? I'd quite like my body to go back to normal a bit!

Hen nights are never fun. Urgh. I wouldn't inflict a hen night on anyone
So tired.
jelly happy 12 weeks!

I'm not really a napper - it's more tired body than needing to sleep. Sure I'll survive, might chop in front of the TV

Hope the hen do is ok gaggia!

Erm they might get worse from pushing baby out. But they do go away, you just have to try not to get constipated.

Scan at 3.30. Think I'm going to hurl.

la pretend you're in France and you're not even "due" yet!

Oh honey! It'll be fine, normal to feel that way but you've had no bleeding and cramps so everything will be great!

Hope all is well honey xx

One baby (Phew! I'm a twin!) With a strong heart beat. Amazing! Stopped at local artisan bakery for treacle tart (mine) and hot chocolate (DH)

Great news Honey meaning treacle tart as well as baby

There you go honey you're just growing a baby no worries!

Survived both parkrun and the toddler party

Brilliant honey!! Bet you are feeling amazing and relived in equal measured!

Awwwww yay honey!! Fantastic!

Well done to any of you surviving children's parties, hen nights etc! I have just cleaned my kitchen top to bottom and I am shattered!

*relieved

Soooo relieved! Omg. I'm having a baby!

SQUEEEEEE!!!!

Nesting much La? :-p

That's fab news honey

Great news honey! Do we get a photo?? Or is it there but can't see on the app?

Aww, brill news honey!

Now you've got all the really super glam stuff to look forward to! (Poo problems, piles, gore, )
I don't miss being pregnant at all la, you poor thing, the last selfie I did I remember smiling through gritted teeth, I'd soooo had enough. I do really miss my bump though, which is weird, considering I could barely walk unaided at the end. I just miss rubbing it!

dulcet how you feeling?? X

I'll put it on FB group for you app losers users.

Ooh yes then I can have fun trying to get whether boy or girl wrong! (I'm always wrong apart from dulcet)

Yup! Doing hoovering now, then mopping floor and polishing. To be fair there's not much to do because I do it 4 times a week just now bored much?

Fil just left a voicemail saying 'how are you doing? it's dragging on a bit isn't it?'

I'm sorry...its dragging for YOU????!

Yay honey, wonderful news! Woohoo!

La to you, I completely get it. 40 weeks of this is enough for anyone to put up with. Honestly I've heard a lot of people say they love being pregnant but nobody has ever told me they wish it went on longer. You're entitled to be fed up and don't think for a second you're being silly, I've never been more than 39 weeks and that was more than enough. Just pass the time as best you can, whatever happens it will be over soon and you'll have a squidgy little creature to call your own. I prescribe cake and magnums.

As for me, I survived the picnic and my lovely friend and her kids were brilliant company today. It was lovely. As for my piles, I think my bottom is expecting triplets any day now. I worry because I haven't even been constipated and may well be put on iron tablets next week which make me constipated. I might lose my arse entirely with 12 weeks of constipation to go.