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Trying to make our fannies wider, Epi-no,no,no! All the pregnancy glamour of difficult shags, dribbly naps and pissy pants. JSers - encouraging food envy for 33 freds.

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DulcetMoans · 11/07/2015 22:36

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 32nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 50th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

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Are your children’s vaccines up to date?
CountryGal4 · 17/07/2015 19:12

looking what a relief!

Dh says no to private early scan. Thinks jn being silly and does want to spend the money on it. (He wasn't being mean)

Fleurchamp · 17/07/2015 19:17

Yey dulcet! Another boybee - there must have been something in the water last October! Hope you are both well Grin

chat I am so happy you received reassurance that you can safely go on to add to your family. No one will replace tiny but I can completely understand your desire (need) to crack straight on. I get teary just thinking about tiny and looking at my own baby brings it home even more (sorry for the gushing, blame the milk coming in!) all babies are little miracles.

Positive birthing thoughts for you la

Just to let you know, the glamour continues. I am currently laying on a puppy pad in the nude airing my foof - IN FRONT OF MY DH! We are not this kind of couple usually but he has literally seen it all this week (yes, the sieve was put into use and was donated to the birth centre).

MollyBloomYes · 17/07/2015 19:30

Hurray for dulcet! Well done!

Chat, I hope that was the best outcome you could have hoped for. Am so glad the risk of recurrence is low and hurray for green light. Words fail me a bit, you're amazing Flowers

Looking (was it looking?) so glad scan went well for you and hurray for boy shaped baby!

Disappointingly my filth dream last night involved DH. Where's the fun in that? Oh well, at least the poor sod's getting some in my subconscious!

RhiannonElward · 17/07/2015 19:36

Awww chat, I wish there had been a more definitive answer for you but it's good to know they have a plan in place for Tiny's little brother or sister. So glad he was perfect, although that must be bittersweet news to hear Flowers

Now then, the gloves are off and the cape is back on, get shagging. I can't wait to read of your bfp Smile

RhiannonElward · 17/07/2015 19:41

Great news looking, must be such a relief to have he all clear and finding out the sex is a lovely bonus :)

teejayem · 17/07/2015 19:48

Ahhhh, air drying stitches is goooood fleur I know what you mean about not caring about your dh seeing things after birth. They've seen pretty much everything, why start to be shy eh!
(although I draw the line at Mr tee answering the HV when she asked me how my stitches were and HE answered for me, as had been out in charge of inspecting them and providing the tea tree application) Hmm

pretzelpieces · 17/07/2015 19:53

looking so glad all is well and how exciting to find out team willy as well Wink

DP has a sports thing this weekend so I'm a billy no mates tonight and Sunday (got a friend coming round for dinner tomorrow). Plan for tonight is back to back episodes of Community. Rock n rollll

honeysucklejasmine · 17/07/2015 20:24

Chat I'm glad you got the answers you were looking for. Flowers

Excellent news Looking! Another boy! Gosh! Is it because JSers are a bit penis obsessed? Makes our babies boys?

TotallyAnonymousUsername · 17/07/2015 20:30

Oh that's good *looking, I'm glad all is ok. And finding the sex is exciting! I was convinced dd was a girl right from the beginning, it's funny how you can feel like you 'know'.

country how do you feel about it? I keep toying with the idea of an early scan. I haven't raised it with dh yet but I'm pretty sure he'll say the same as yours.

RPopz · 17/07/2015 20:30

All for the greater good fleur!! Those maternity pads are the devil! Did you have an episiotomy?

I was wondering the same honey!! Grin

CountryGal4 · 17/07/2015 20:36

totally ok actually. In some ways I think having an early scan will encourage me to seek medical reassurance more often.

RPopz · 17/07/2015 21:05

La's quiet... Sneeze birth??

pretzelpieces · 17/07/2015 21:11

This Ben and Jerry's ad came up on my Facebook today (see pic) and I immediately thought "Speculum? Specu-yum!"

Thought you filthy lot would understand my addled brain.

Trying to make our fannies wider, Epi-no,no,no! All the pregnancy glamour of difficult shags, dribbly naps and pissy pants. JSers - encouraging food envy for 33 freds.
ChatEnOeuf · 17/07/2015 21:12

Glad all is ok looking and another willy!

I'm pleased to be honest. I knew he was perfect, and not just to me. And I'm glad it was not foreseeable - it means I didn't miss anything. I'll be terrified next time (when, not if dammit), regardless of what is said, done or found...just got to get to next time now. Speaking of which...night all Grin

CountryGal4 · 17/07/2015 21:15

You go chat you shag that mrchat

RPopz · 17/07/2015 21:22

Haha, go chat! X

jellypi3 · 17/07/2015 21:23

Yay looking great news :)

CarrotPuff · 17/07/2015 21:29

Oh congrats Dulcet on your squish, can't wait to hear the story Flowers

Excellent news Looking, boys are ace totally unbiased opinion

CarrotPuff · 17/07/2015 21:31

I'm glad you had the best possible news (in your circs) chat Flowers

Now go put your cape on Wink

LaLaLaaaa · 17/07/2015 21:49

Hiya! My friend took me out for dinner, it was lovely!

Looking that's fantastic! A DS! So pleased everything's ok.

No sneeze birth here! In fact the sweep seems to have done the opposite and my cramps have pretty much gone. Have booked acupuncture for Monday morning with a lovely lady who was very kind on the phone. I'm looking forward to it.

Tee I miss you on here! Your post cracked me up!!! Dilatey vibes indeedy!

fleur you really are adorable, you're so smitten with your new bundle Smile
I'm delighted to know the fate of the sieve!!

I'm pretty explicit in front of my Dh anyway, we've always been quite open with each other ever since I collapsed stark naked in our hallway when we'd been together a few months. I'm sure even so the birth will be a bit of a shock to him!

pretzel spec u yum!

Get stuck in chat!!

teejayem · 17/07/2015 21:55

Ah, you know it's love la when your dh is holding you up with one hand and changing your maternity pad with another, while getting covered in waters and gore because you've had far too much off the hospital gourmet drug menu.... Blush

RPopz · 17/07/2015 22:01

Haha Tee! That sounds a bit like my stagger to the post birth bath... It's a whole new level of closeness Grin Doesn't do them any harm!

LaLaLaaaa · 17/07/2015 22:01

I asked mine to look at my foof and decide whether it was plug or a post shag tear the other day! He obliged

RPopz · 17/07/2015 22:01

Though DH still maintains to this day that he stayed head end throughout... Hmm

RPopz · 17/07/2015 22:02

Good man!

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