Trying to make our fannies wider, Epi-no,no,no! All the pregnancy glamour of difficult shags, dribbly naps and pissy pants. JSers - encouraging food envy for 33 freds.

[DulcetMoans]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 32nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 50th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

la sorry to hear that, same happened to a lady in my nct group - couldn't do sweep Friday morning when she was 41 + 1, baby arrived Sunday morning (she had a sneeze birth too).

Have I missed news from dulcet?

No not yet Fleur not that I've been sat here hitting refresh all morning oh no

I'm guessing she didn't need the induction though?

popz that's so sad, I hope you haven't actually been doing that I so have too

Just crashed the 8cm barrier with my Epi-no. I reckon it was about 8.2

GO ME!!

No she didn't need induction - she PM me when contractions were 3-4 mins apart lasting 30-40 seconds, I'm really hoping it wasn't too long for her as she sounded in lots of pain !

Looking - always get things checked to put mind at rest. So glad everything seems to be ok!

I know popz! I think I just felt very disappointed as i hoped I'd have been further along at sweep. Made worse by nct pal going just before me and being bishops score 8 (I'm 3).

I just feel like I've been waiting forever, what with the pregnancy before this too so it feels like much longer. At least i know he's inherited his dad's laid back nature rather than my childish impatience!!!

Feel better now after the 2nd stomp walk around the park of the day and a good cry.

That makes me feel better Fleur thank you

Indigo - goan ye bucket fanny!

How frustrating la but don't panic yet, you've got plenty of time. And is softened up so everything is moving in the right directidirection.

fleur what a lovely post, you sound infatuated and it's making me watery!

jelly I'm also watching glee and it made me cry too, I'm blaming the hormones.

Boom! Made Dh shag me! Told him to be as rough as he wanted (hence the speed!)

Let's see if Zing is right...

blimey La lightning shag, you weren't gone long. Hopefully an O and some jizz will get him moving. I feel for you lovie, hope its not much longer now

Looking, glad it was all ok at GP - I'd have done the private scan too

Laughing at Indigo's bucket fanny

8.2cm is frigging impressive!!!

Haha bucket fanny and lighting shags. We've got a title for next Fred already

indigo .... just...

I've just got a ruler out to look at 8 cm :O

These prego hormones are horrible jelly I wept at it too! I am not a cryer

Come on Dulcet! waves pom poms

Told Dh about the epi-no and he said 'I told you you should have practised giving birth with a sweet potato'

Erm...what? ????

Goodness, tumble dryers, babies, contractions, kfc! This is what happens when I don't check in for a bit!

to all those who need them. Fleur, mighty impressed by your birth must check out hypnobirthing or SOMETHING. had a terrible time of it with DS, ended up with emcs and have quite the mental block now that it's even possible for a vbac. All the 'your body knows what to do' stuff drives me mad because my bloody body tried so hard but he was wedged so maybe my body just can't do it however I am little miss cynic so not sure hypnotherapy would even work?

Sorry, very indulgent with everything else going on for others, just feeling the fear a bit this week and still have so very long to go!

Anyway, getting over self and sending HUMOUNGOUS positive vibes to dulcet and la!

Butternut squash La?

Watermelon...

Pineapple? The extra large Costco ones?

Oooh spikey. That's advanced level birthing!

Hello! Just heard from dulcet - she can't get on mn.

Baby's here!!!!

She said she and baby are fine but it was bit manic and she's got to stay in hospital for a bit. She'll give details ASAP

There's no signal in hospital apparently but she's going to post as soon as she can. Have asked if boybee or girlbee

Ooh that news has made me happy, minidulcet has arrived!

Oh yay congrats to dulcet and welcome baby dulcet :) can't wait for details

Minidulcet is a BOY-BEE!

She's being moved to another ward so says hopefully she can post from there to give us all the details