Trying to make our fannies wider, Epi-no,no,no! All the pregnancy glamour of difficult shags, dribbly naps and pissy pants. JSers - encouraging food envy for 33 freds.

[DulcetMoans]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 32nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 50th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

So you lot were in my dream last night. We had all decided to meet up but it was in Thailand (niff I think that's your influence) we were over the other side of the country so had to jump in loads of cars to get across to the hospital coz dulcet was there giving birth and we wanted to surprise her. La I remember you being there and when we finally got to the hospital we had to take you in too coz you were having contractions. Oh and Blaine from glee was there too who knows why

Anyway that was my crazy night I've only speed caught up over the last week with being away so I'll try harder when I get back on Sunday I promise!

Shit viroids, went to the loo and there was brown spotting when I wiped. 16 weeks tomorrow - should I panic?

Called the midwife and my 2 options are to go to A&E or to the GP to be referred to EPAU. Sodding dh is in work and not answering his phone so waiting on him to call me back.

Aww Fleur

Brown is old blood I think looking so try not to panic. Hope MrL picks up soon. Hugs xx

Yeah looking as far as I know brown blood is generally fine because it's old. Still worth getting checked out to put your mind at rest though x

It's deffo worth getting checked out looking. I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.

fleur that's so sweet :) he's absolutely gorgeous, I'm not surprised your smitten.

jc very random dream!

Just got up from a nap and feel a bit better. Glad I'm not in work though.

Hope dulcet is ok x

Aww! Lovely story Rm & glad you're blessed Fleur! Congrats to both!

Go go Dulcet!! And come ooooon baby La!

*blissed

looking gx for you but as others have said, get checked out, there's every chance baby is fine.

Good luck today chat we're all thinking of you.

rm thanks for sharing your birth story and well done! I'm hoping for a water birth but we shall see!

la baby will wait until you've given up on him making an appearance and then sneezebirth into the world to surprise you!

Anxiety is back today. It's probably the 12 wk scan on the horizon.

Looking don't panic, there are plenty of safe reasons why you might get some spotting. I know it's easier said than done though. Go and get yourself checked out and keep us updated. Thinking of you

Chat gx for good news today, nobody deserves it more

La you poor bugger still in limbo. Hope today's sweep is more fruitful, don't forget to remove any vaginal pom poms first though, that would be a tough one to explain. Nipple tassels are fine though

Thinking of you today chat- hope it goes well..

looking I had a bleed around that time, (one of a few) -brown blood is old and oxidised, mine was an irritable cervix, and later I had bleeds from an irritable womb. (Bled throughout labour too) Don't panic, have you called mw?

You need a jiffy for you baby la..? Something to entice him out...? Really feel for you, but ye ende is in sight and you are going to lose all the horrid hip pain so soon. Keep going girl, we're rooting for you! Xx

Thanks all I'm really trying not to panic and think the worst which is very unlike me! Focussing on the fact that it's brown, (so far) only very light, almost like a brown stained discharge, and that we only heard strong regular heartbeat on tues. this is what happened to me at 8 weeks except then it started red and went brown, this has only been brown so far so gx that continues. relaxation lasted all of about 2.5 weeks now this!

looking it's never ending and I really feel for you. It'd be nice if these babies would just play the game and behave themselves. Did your dp to back yet?

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Looking brown blood is usually nothing to worry about but do ask to get checked to put your mind at rest. Honestly these babies like to worry us! . Hope it's ok

JC love crazy pregnancy dreams!

Fleur - enjoy your gorgeous new wee boy

Dulcet I hope you're ok! I'm going to really miss my due date buddies - been such a massive support.

Girl from my nct group is just before me for sweep and has only just gone in. Please please please let this start things moving!!!

Looking its awful when it happens esp when you've had a previous loss. Get it checked out, has DP rung back yet?

Fleur, you sounds totally blissed up, how lovely

La, hope something happens soon

Dulcet, hope you're ok lovie

Its always hard being the last La. You're doing all the right things, stay positive!

Hope you're cuddling a squish by now Dulcet!

Glad you're feeling a bit more positive Looking

Is MrT back yet Tee?

La you won't be long now, I bet you're much more favourable this time. Minila will be here before you know it and Fleur and Dulcet will be supporting you through all the newborn stress and loveliness. Hang in there, today may yet be the day :)

:(

Cervix is softer and longer but no dilation and she couldn't reach properly to do good sweep because it's posterior. So I don't know how much good it'll have done.

Fuck my stupid body.

Awww La don't be sad, it's just Minila taking his sweet time. It might be a sign that he's laid back and won't be any trouble when he gets here :) You must be frustrated but it really won't be much longer now.

Thanks for being so supportive viroids. Saw the gp who was lovely, such a difference from last time. He said it's very common to have spotting and it's likely to be just hormonal, took my BP and a urine sample, felt my belly and said all seems fine for size (no idea what that means - uterus maybe?). He said his wife is at a similar stage in her pregnancy and she's had the same thing, that it's just very common, normal etc etc. He still booked me in for a scan at the hosp for Monday AM but we're going to see the private sonographer this evening - I would only spend the weekend worrying and we're away for my sister's 30th which I don't want to put a downer on.

Also, NFMF, there's been nada when I wipe the last three wees I've had. So hoping it'll stop now. So stressful though I don't think I could have another baby after the last few weeks!

Sounds promising Looking and it'll be good to get the scan done to reassure you asap

La don't make me come over there and slap you with a knitted creature! Your stupid body just grew a lovely boybe for you who you will be meeting very soon. You're only a few days overdue aren't you? And wasn't miniLa a WTF cycle baby? He's probably just not quite cooked yet Go and have a shag, as zing recommends

That's good news looking. Be nice to see your wee bean again too

Fucking pregnancy hormones. I'm crying my eyes out at Glee.