Trying to make our fannies wider, Epi-no,no,no! All the pregnancy glamour of difficult shags, dribbly naps and pissy pants. JSers - encouraging food envy for 33 freds.

[DulcetMoans]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 32nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 50th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Lovely birth story RM

No babies yet?

You're all up early!

Still cramps here - no baby. I think dulcet will have popped by now

Morning viroids.

I've woken from my cold induced coma to no babies?!? Although dulcet is quiet...new born snuggles?

I still feel shit. Back to bed.

RM that's a great birth story, glad you had such a positive experience. Much better to be off your face whilst pooing in front of an audience in a giant bath too...

Go dulce go! Hope mini dulce is out by now and you're enjoying lovely baby snuggles.

Right la! You're up next! It will happen today, I can feel it in me waters pet. And rhi has her nipple tassels out, if that won't tempt your boy to poke his face out into the world I don't know what will!

I'm 15 weeks today. Do we think that means I might be having a baby viroids? Not entirely sure I believe this. I've got a fatal Doppler and even listening to the heartbeat that isn't helping!

jelly don't you even think about getting up.

Thank you for your story RM! How are you getting on?

Good luck today chat I'm thinking of you xx

Niff - I think you might be!

Thanks for the story rm, glad the pain is all worth it!

Thinking of you today chat.

Hoping to hear news from dulcet soon!

Happy Friday all

Dulcet must have sprogged by now for sure!!

Oh god, fetal Doppler. Autocorrect fail!

Chat hope you get good news and the shagging green light today xx

Glad you had such a positive experience RM.

Dammit thought there would be Dulcet news.

How are you feeling La? Please note, not asking if you're in labour yet .

Gx for you Chat

Dulcet we need baby news
Hope you're currently having baby snuggles

Thanks for posting your birth story rm love it! Even squeamish me could read it with no problems, was this your first baby?

niff I'm 16 weeks tomorrow and I'm pretty sure I'm definitely having a baby...so you must be too!!

Good luck today chat thinking of you

Wil I'm ok thanks. Over it - still cramping but no progress. Going for big walk just now then got sweep at 11.

Feel like it's never coming out

No woman has ever been pregnant forever La - he's coming out very soon. I was two weeks late with my first and one week late this time so I know how horrible it is to see your due date come and go with no signs that anything is happening. You're an absolute trooper doing this through July too! Hope the midwife can do some magic today x x

Bloody hell, I miss one day and you're all giving birth!!

Don't forget to drink and wee!!! (Rpopz: labour fluid monitor )

Good luck with the sweep La x

Congrats Fleur on your sneeze birth and your gorgeous miniFleur

Dulcet I bet you popped the baby out, enjoy the snuggles! If not, puuuush!

La gl with the sweep! I remember Zing sworn by having sex after a sweep, she was adamant it's only the combo of 2 that works in starting the labour, so get MrLa to shag you! Maybe not on the bed though

Jelly you poor soul, get as much time off as you need, being sick while pg sucks. Lots of

Looking we don't have a tumble dryer, I just hang all clothes off radiators and they dry pretty quickly. Horse by a radiator too.

We are coming back home tomorrow. Finally, I can't wait. Got very tired of pretend drinking and being late out. I just want my house, my bed and my fridge!

Forgot to say gl with your appt Chat, I hope you get the answers that you need. Thinking of you

Good luck chat sending positive thoughts.

Today I woke up at four, starving hungry, so came downstairs to eat a bagel and two chocolates then watched tattoo fixers on 4od.

Cats have presented a sacrifice on the kitchen floor, which is nice, and also brought in a second, still living mousie, which DH managed to rescue. The cats are unimpressed with our lack of gratitude.

I want a bagel now!

Just popping in to cheer on la and dulcet!!

Great birth story rm I feel the same, birth required no skills but breast feeding is a whole new learning curve.

Jealous of your no stitches - Minifleur was too keen to get out

Ladies I am absolutely in love with my little boy, I have had hardly any sleep but that's because I keep getting up to look at him it is all worth it.