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Trying to make our fannies wider, Epi-no,no,no! All the pregnancy glamour of difficult shags, dribbly naps and pissy pants. JSers - encouraging food envy for 33 freds.

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DulcetMoans · 11/07/2015 22:36

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 32nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 50th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

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Are your children’s vaccines up to date?
CountryGal4 · 16/07/2015 20:12

God does that mean I bought a shite one... Fuck sake. Stay clear of Samsung then

gaggiagirl · 16/07/2015 20:16

niff its coming along. Sellers could still pull out though. Gx for August completion.

Lookingforadvice123 · 16/07/2015 20:18

country do it, have an early scan if you can afford it and know of a good place! I had one at 8 weeks (due to spotting but would've had one anyway to be honest as I was so anxious) and hearing the heartbeat was one of the best moment of my life, and I did really relax after that, so much more than if I was going to my 12 week scan blind. Everyone's different and I know people who happily waited for the 12 week, but I wasn't one of those people and the anxiety was taking over my life.

pretzelpieces · 16/07/2015 20:28

country I agree with looking - I had right hand side pains so had an early scan but think I would have anyway because of the anxiety. It has really helped me reach the 12 weeks (almost!!) with some sanity intact (a little).

jelly REST - and try not to feel guilty! sending tissues and tucking you in

CountryGal4 · 16/07/2015 20:30

Thanks looking! I wouldn't know where to look to go private? Could you see much and was it an stomach us or an internal??

honeysucklejasmine · 16/07/2015 20:43

Country where are you? Someone might have a recommendation. I'm going to a clinic in the Midlands for £40.

CountryGal4 · 16/07/2015 20:45

Wiltshire

Lookingforadvice123 · 16/07/2015 20:50

country Google early pregnancy ultrasound for your area and see what names come up. I'm in cardiff and went to a place called Peek-a-boo baby (awful name but lovely owner!) which I'm 99% sure isn't a chain, but dh's friend went to First Encounters which I know for sure is a chain. Ask around with friends too (if you've told anyone you're pregnant). early scan places are obviously in really high demand in my area at least, the day after the spotting had started we were desperately trying to get an appt ASAP as EPAU couldn't see me for 4 days and we were convinced I was miscarrying, everywhere I rang other than the one I ended up going to couldn't fit us in for a couple of days, they were full up with appts.

Good luck!!! Hope you find one Smile

Lookingforadvice123 · 16/07/2015 20:53

Oops didn't answer your question! It was an external scan I had at 8 weeks, generally I think after 8 it's easy enough to see the baby externally unless you have a bit of extra weight round the middle (even then I think it's still ok)!

ChatEnOeuf · 16/07/2015 20:58

Country - nope, sorry.

Tumble drier not necessary. I only use ours for towels and emergencies (usually overlapping guests and limited bedding).

No news from Dulcet yet??

Hope things ramp up soon for you La

DulcetMoans · 16/07/2015 20:58

I'm here, I am reading (kinda) but only get a few minutes without pain to do anything. It's happening for sure, tickles a bit!

Thanks though all, I feel the positivity!

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Indigoblue2 · 16/07/2015 21:02

DULCET - WAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Niffertiti · 16/07/2015 21:04

Oooh go dulcet go dulcet! Giving my pom-poms a very tired feeble but heartfelt wave!

pretzelpieces · 16/07/2015 21:09

Aaaaaaah dulcet! Go you! waves pompoms

oneyorkshirepud · 16/07/2015 21:11

Ooh Country you are not far from me in Gloucestershire (Waves!)

honeysucklejasmine · 16/07/2015 21:11

Go Dulcet go! Come on, baby!

CountryGal4 · 16/07/2015 21:13

Basically neighbours then -pud!!

SecondCupOfTea · 16/07/2015 21:17

Takes freshly laundered pompoms out of tumble dryer and waves them

Go Dulcet Grin

Indigoblue2 · 16/07/2015 21:22

Takes giant pom pom and shoves it up my giant fanny in sheer excitement!!

LaLaLaaaa · 16/07/2015 21:25

pulls freshly tumble dried Pom Pom out of bum and starts waving it madly

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!! So exciting!!!!!!

RhiannonElward · 16/07/2015 21:25

I have no pom poms so I've put some nipple tassels on and am shaking my jugs instead. Good luck contracting viroids, PUSH!

LaLaLaaaa · 16/07/2015 21:25

(I don't have a tumble drier hence it was up bum)

oneyorkshirepud · 16/07/2015 21:26

Ha ha ha ha you lot are ridiculous but you do make me chuckle you nutters!

LaLaLaaaa · 16/07/2015 21:26

I just sat on my bed and it broke and I fell through. Fuuuuck! I think I need to lay off the magnums

CountryGal4 · 16/07/2015 21:27

La they won't dry stuck up your arse!

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