Trying to make our fannies wider, Epi-no,no,no! All the pregnancy glamour of difficult shags, dribbly naps and pissy pants. JSers - encouraging food envy for 33 freds.

[DulcetMoans]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 32nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 50th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Polishing my halo as I don't have any points they dropped off then next time I did a speed awareness course instead

No ga - unfortunately he's also a lawyer. Which means he bends his secretaries over the desk and screws the life out of them...

He's trustworthy, dependable and never given me reason to doubt him in the ten years we've been together. I'm just having a wobble. But you're right, I've got his bun in the oven and that means I've trapped him I just don't like pretty girls talking to MY MAN

Lol purple! the first time I got caught I just got told off because there weren't two officers in the unmarked car

Waving Pom poms for La and Dulcet!

Yo yo yo!

dulcet I'm game for shot at the giant cotton bud round if you are? I reckon we look mega-hot in our lycra outfits just now, they accentuate our currrrves

Oh and two stone!? Try 3.5! I'm really hoping that my bum lard melts off in the heat whilst I'm pushing. I'm going to regret these Magnums once the baby's out.

My points have come off now but I went through a red light when I was driving a load of dogs - big dogs were attacking little dog so was choice of go through red light to pull over or clean up chunks of little dog from the back of my van.

Truly hope new season of OBEM is better than the last one - it was shite!

Just had a fish finger sandwich and thought of you all, as dh and I had argument over tartare sauce V ketchup.

What do you think?

Oh my god my friend's baby was adorable. Masses of hair, very asleep. She was delivered by EMCS because she was in distress. Had loads of pain on way home from hospital but now nothing - wonder if me relaxing means it goes...

indigo wibbles are normal when you're pregnant - god I'm a big fat farting beast who has shagged dh 4 times since getting preggers and he runs a glamorous bar where women get totally dressed to the nines and flirt with him. Your dh loves you and you are about to have a child together. Try not to worry.

Oooh, I do like a good bit if tartar sauce. Yum.

Indigo don't wobble, you're pregnant, not an ogre!

Thanks la . You're totally right, we are about to have a baby together and love each other to pieces. Need to remember that!

I suppose I'm just a bit more fragile than I realised just now. Keep thinking what if this super amazing person at work makes him realise he could do a lot better

Tartar sauce or salad cream in fish finger sandwiches if you please

Just rang my sister as I know she's on her way from Scotland to see what time she would get to my mums, and she said I'm coming to see you in 20 mins. Made my day, I nearly blubbed. She's one of my best friends and I don't see nearly enough of her
best go put the kettle on and find coffee with caffeine

I've had the DH anxiety too cos I feel like he's getting the shitty end of the stick at the moment. Full time carer and no sex. Poor bloke. I'm home all the time too so I've no idea if he's getting any private time it's not a subject for discussion

indigo a lawyer you say! And he's good with his hands with the farm beasts? Niiiiiiiiice! Yeah he wont be interested in office totty because he will be consumed with thoughts of you and baby.
I have the occasional boob wibble with dp. He's not a breast man and I'm 90% nork these days so I decide that he must find me repulsive. He still shags me though so he must think I'm alright

Fleur it seems you are a bit of a birthing genius! Well done, glad it was quick and all went well. Make the most of your visitors, get them to clean a room each before they get a cuddle

Dulcet I reckon you'll be a mam before they'll induce you. Also they can't force you to accept that deadline and plenty of women leave it go longer and just monitor their temperature to check all is OK. It's your birth so don't let them force you into anything if you aren't happy with it.

La, back on the ball for you then, glad your scan wet well and you're having a good size minila. Should only be a day or two until you can see him in colour

purple I can guarantee you he will be wanking in the shower or on the toilet. HTH. And enjoy seeing your sister.
la tartar!
jelly what goes into a fish finger wrap? I have fish fingers, I have ketchup, wraps, do I need cheese or something?

It has GOT to be salad cream with fish fingers mmmmmmm

I would probably go with ketchup or salad cream, tartare sauce is a bit middle class for a fishfinger sandwich. It would be nice though I'm sure.

We're going to KFC for tea! Yay! I can't choose whether to go for chicken with gravy or a fillet burger meal. I always have he original recipe chicken but I am lusting after a fillet burger. Really I want both because I am a fat disgusting pig

indigo I see you've only got 4 weeks to go!!!!
I'm 28 weeks today and officially in the final trimester. Get in!

rhi get a big daddy box meal. You get fillet burger, chips, gravy, pop and a piece of original recipe chicken. That's what I would do. Best of all worlds.

You viroids are gonna make me chunder! Salad cream bleurgh! Just lots of butter for me thanks!

You're all wrong. Fish finger sandwiches need mayo. Can dip the chips in it too, bonus.

I'd take a fillet burger right now...

Oooh, Ga, i love it when you talk dirty. Big Daddy... Drool city right here.

Do if, Rhi! I'm going to

Well you're all wrong apart from Rhi! The only thing that should go in a fish finger sandwich is ketchup! Although Dh also put mushy peas in it, yum.

I've been craving a double cheeseburger meal and extra cheeseburger on side for weeks. I'm bloody veggie so can't have it - can someone eat it for me please?

Congrats again fleur! Will make a note of the hypno birthing cd would be lovely to be calm throughout. Glad your whole experience was short, are you at home now? Hope so!

Viroids who already have kiddies, I need your honest advice on a first world dilemma! Do I really need a tumble dryer with a baby, taking into account that baby Looking will be born in January so no option to hang washing out for a good few months? We've got a crappy tumble dryer in the shed which the old owners left, it seems to work fine on the odd occasion we've put bedding/towels in, but the shed is at the back of the garden and it has to be connected to power with an extension cord, so ironically it can only be used in dry weather (again less likely in January)!

We haven't got room for a separate tumble dryer so would have to get rid of our perfectly good washing machine and replace with a combo washer dryer. We also don't want the hassle/expense of an outlet as well as buying one, so it would have to be a condensing one.

Thoughts? Do I need one? Or are babies clothes so small they dry quickly hanging up anyway?

Ooh exciting times la and dulcet!

Jelly hope you're feeling a bit better.

Thanks for the love. I have a risk assessment which says I can take rest breaks as needed (though the thought of finding somewhere to nap is ridiculous, lovely but neeeeever gonna happen). I do sit down when I can for the odd five mins here and there throughout the day and we get half an hour at lunch as well (I did get a seat today!) Once I got there this morning and had another little cry I managed to pull myself together and had a better day. Still knackered but happier at least. Got yoga tonight and tomorrow is Friday so I do feel a bit more positive again this afternoon.

Mmm loving all the food talk, we've just ordered a big fat curry - garlic cheese naan, yes please! We were supposed to be going out for date night but it took all our energy trying to decide where to go and we decided we couldn't be arsed getting our glad rags on!

I also think hubby must think I'm hideous, I didn't exactly feel like an oil painting before and we have some skinny and beautiful friends - and now my arse and thighs are at least the size of Wales and I can't get up off the sofa or turn over in bed without making old lady groaning noises. I made the poor man shag me the other day, I could tell during our last attempt 3 weeks ago that he wasn't into it thanks to bump staring him in the face so I suggested we try again in a different position! I enjoyed it anyway and I think he did too, I even managed to not complain about my heartburn during it Not sure he knew what was going on, his sex drive is loads higher than mine so I rarely suggest it before he does!

toast and jelly I hope you both feel better soon
la and dulcet pompoms how exciting! Not long now and you will be cuddling your little ones!
fleur dream birth story! apart from the stitches but I guess you can't have everything. Well done! glitter cannons
indigo, purple, bat and anyone else, you are doing an amazing impressive thing that will make your DPs love you more than ever! Yes!

I'm knackered and headachey so DP is cooking the romantic meal I had planned to make us. I drove lots today, by myself! it was terrifying

Looking I'm a buy-little-wash-often kind of person, so my ILs bought me a tumbler about 1mo after DS was born!

Considering babies don't actually DO anything, I did seem to mess up a lot of clothes

Any baby updates?
All this labour talk is giving me the willies.

thursday the willies is what got you into this mess