Trying to make our fannies wider, Epi-no,no,no! All the pregnancy glamour of difficult shags, dribbly naps and pissy pants. JSers - encouraging food envy for 33 freds.

[DulcetMoans]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 32nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 50th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

DH on his way home. He should be back by 10ish. Feel a bit silly in case it is a false alarm

He keeps telling me to call the hospital - not sure what for? They are quite clear that you need to go in when you have 3 contractions in 10 mins lasting a minute. I will feel like I am wasting their time.

Could you call the midwife fleur? Not sure how it works elsewhere but we are meant to tell midwife. Although even then it's at 3 in 10...

We have compromised - he will call the hospital when he gets home.

Then I have to tell my parents as I am supposed to be meeting them for lunch - I reeeeeally didn't want to tell them. Might just say I have an upset stomach

fleur I so hope this is it for you

I would tell a fib too in that case Fleur last thing you need is their anxiety as well as your own!

Fleur can you tell them you have a headache or something? You don't need the pressure of them knowing. Do whatever you need to do to make this as easy as it can be. Glad DP is on his way back and you'll have some support. Good luck!

Eeek fleur!! Is it bearable enough that you could still go for lunch? Best to keep pottering around if you can Good luck!

I know Dulce - crazy isn't it. Time's flying!

Good luck with the sweep La - Hope it does the trick!

Bat if baby has shifted position and doing movements towards your spin rather than out towards your belly you'll feel him less iyswim? But always best to get checked if you're worried xx

If it's 3 in 10 mins or strong contractions lasting a minute then call in - or if waters go. You won't be wasting anyone's time you numpty :) this is important.

Tell parents you've not slept well and don't feel up to lunch.

It might be false alarm but equally it might not be!! So best to treat it as if it's not.

Good luck!

My sweep is at 11:40 and my nct pal is just after me. Have told her I'll hi five her on way out

Meanwhile perhaps have a bath? See if that helps with pain a bit and gives you some relax time

Good luck Fleur!

Get the paracetamol/ TENS ready too

Ooh La - you can race her

I dunno I think I'm destined to be last!

Ooh Fleur how exciting, it sounds like this is it, keeping gx crossed for you!

You never know. My friend had a sweep and her contractions started that afternoon! In Sainsburys. Lolz

By the way I'm waving Pom poms whilst bouncing on ball

Eek fleur bloody hell! So exciting! You can do this yaaaaaaaaaaay!
la I've never had a sweep, report back on the sensation please.
indigo I am that lass! Crumbling roof you say?.......I'll take it!
Its in a really sweet area and its been neglected and was a repossession so it was an absolute bargain and because I'm so close to completing no one has bothered to out bid my frankly ridiculous offer. Wish I had gone lower now.

Ooh fleur fingers crossed!! And hope la and dulcet are close behind! even if that does seriously promote me up the list

I've messaged my doctor to ask him if I need to worry or if change in routine is normal as baby still really quiet today other than a few little movements that I can only feel inside, he will either tell me to stop being an idiot or humour me and say go in and see them. I felt much better after baby seemed normal again last night but then this silence is worrying me again and I would never want to ignore something for fear of not overreacting and then find out something is wrong.

bat that's very sensible of you, it's better to be safe than sorry and at least it'll put your mind at rest :)

Oooh fleur! Go girl! All my fingers crossed! Really hope you're okay x
Good sweeping karma your way la.. Could we be on for the double...!? Ooh this is exciting! I've got Pom poms and Percy pigs. (Ultimate labour snack).

Tiny tee is not so tiny... 5 weeks today!!

Bat tell them you are worried and go in to be checked out. You are not wasting anyone's time, it's their job. If all is well at least it will put your mind at peace.

tee where did the time go????? 5 weeks! Bloody hell.

eee fleur i bet this is it!!

i'm feeling rough today, told my boss and he said "well each day is different"....thanks you douche!

it's all kicking off on the feb AN group, arguments galour on there and someone's post was deleted by MNHQ! Mega-lolz!

tee 5 weeks, no way!!

Ooh fleur good luck! Waves pompoms!

Good luck for sweep la

Ooh jelly what is happening, I'm missing all the drama?

Forgot to add about me, lol. Got midwife today for down's syndrome blood test and DP is coming along to meet her. Hope he won't be too bolshy as he's feeling a bit protective after she was a cow insensitive last time.