Trying to make our fannies wider, Epi-no,no,no! All the pregnancy glamour of difficult shags, dribbly naps and pissy pants. JSers - encouraging food envy for 33 freds.

[DulcetMoans]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 32nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 50th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

fleur push!

Fleur! You queue jumper

Best of luck!

Good luck today pretzel!

What's happening on thread jelly? God what is it with these monthly groups and falling out?

Just waiting at hospital now, really hoping my cervix plays ball! If it's too thick they won't do it

Bat you're totally right to ask if worried I hope minibat stops being a wee tyke

Fleur - push!

Now the doctor hasn't replied and I'm wondering if he got my message but I don't want to be that crazy person that messages again or calls anyone would think he was busy - if I don't hear back in another hour I might call the main number and see what time they close and see if I can pop in. Currently contemplating going to lie on the toilet floor for 5 mins but our office toilet is unisex and we all knows boys can't aim

Fingers crossed for skinny cervix la!

Good luck La, with any luck you're 6 cms and we'll on the way

Bat I think you're well within your rights to ring the hospital now and get it dealt with. There's no point waiting and if you have concerns then you should definitely speak to someone asap. I'm sure all will be fine but it's better to get checked out.

*well on the way

Crikey gx for bat la pretzel fleur hoping I haven't missed anyone

Bat don't piss about love. Any change warrants a check. Most are fine, a tin minority are not...don't dither and worry.

Fleur! Swift labour vibes coming your way.

bat do not lie on the toilet floor! Eeeewwwwww. Just ring the Dr you are paying him, treat him like an employee and take full advantage of the private care!
la hows your cervix?

Been to read the Feb thread, as I'm a nosey cow, not completely sure why people are annoyed jelly, sounds like it's about a different thread? You have brummie on there though which is great, she was on some MC threads I was on.

Hoping no news is good news fleur!

Don't lay on the toilet floor bat! Can you go home or sit in the car or something? I think you can chase the doctor by the end of the day, which might be soon there?!

Hope the fisting went well La!

Bat I really would ring the mw if you're still worried. Noone's going to accuse you of time wasting!

Hope you're ok fleur xx

Blimey jelly you lot don't have much luck with these antenatal freds do you!!

Ok I've called the docs and left a message for his nurse

Haha. Fisting!

Oh, is it about Caitlyn Jenner? Or about some people having more money? It's like reading one half of the conversation in there! Feel like I'm missing something!

Afternoon viroids. Pom-poms are out in force

La hope the fisting went well gx for some movement

Fleur, hope the contractions have speeded up, gx for a baby soon

Bat, hope you've got it checked out lovie,

Ooh we've got a lady on the mn October thread who has since name changed but she let it be known that she was Considerably well off and lived in a mansion. I thought aye good for you pet, but does your lad have a 9 inch cock?

dulcet i have no idea, i go on there once every few days, some of the ladies are really nice but I think a few days ago someone said something someone else construed as homophobic which kicked off a big discussion, then someone said something about rich people which kicked off another big discussion....

we never have this drama do we

Hahaha ga! Usually starts off posts with 'this is not a stealth boast but.......'

Baby bat clearly not keen on going for a prodding by the midwives, just treated me to a couple of proper kicks! Not sure what to do now, no call back from nurse and just called again as it suddenly occurred to me it's Ramadan so they may close early - and they do - in 20 mins. So not even enough time for me to pop in now. But feel a bit better for the kicks!

i just don't get the drama!

la hope your sweep goes well!

can i take throat sweets for a sore throat?

jelly I don't get why people want drama either! Oct fb group has a lot of people who are having a shit time for one reason or another so it can be a bit doom and gloom but no bitch fights yet

Yeah, I keep away from the Feb group. Too many people, all really far ahead of me. And I don't need them. I have you lot!

After all, I bet they don't talk about fisting and 9 inch cocks. Boooooring!

Ha ha ha!!! Fisting!!!!!

I was fingered not fisted! It didn't hurt but she could only just touch cervix so I got a slight sweep but not sure if it's done anything. Didn't hurt just stretchy

Mentioned he's been quiet so I'm in hospital on monitor

Spoke to doc and he said drink something sweet - I don't have anything at work so I've eaten 3 sugar cubes He said I can call him later if I'm still worried so I'll see how it is when I get home, last night as soon as I hit the sofa baby was jumping around so hopefully be the same tonight and if not then I'll go in to the clinic first thing in the morning just to be on the safe side. God how do we cope when it is probably only going to get more and more stressful when they are born and grow up!!