Trying to make our fannies wider, Epi-no,no,no! All the pregnancy glamour of difficult shags, dribbly naps and pissy pants. JSers - encouraging food envy for 33 freds.

[DulcetMoans]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 32nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 50th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

PS obviously that's no substitute for what you're meant to do ie lie on your side and drink something cold. I just find it helps to confirm whether I'm feeling movement or not. The weight moves up and down and clearly shows the movement. I use a chunky clay coaster as the weight

purple I'm the same, I've stopped telling folk IRL because they just pull a face at at least one and it makes you feel

Good tips la!

ga you're so the sort of chick to buy a house with no roof. Hard. As. Nails.

Ooh just saw your post purple! Same first name? Nice! I've always loved it

Good taste ladies!

I'm struggling a bit with names - for some reason, I convinced myself early on that it's a boy, despite no evidence one way or t'other. I know I'm as likely to be wrong as right, so need to come up with some names for both, but finding it hard to settle on anything for more than a few days at a time. Hoping that inspiration will strike soon!
Btw, are any other third tri viroids disproportionately tired all the time? Can't work out if it is normal, or if the hayfever and lack of decent drugs are really wearing me out!

indigo wow, impressive epi-no-ing. Don't think I can afford one but if I could I think I'd have a go.

honey good luck for scan on Saturday, I hope it's a good and reassuring experience.

la Sorry you are feeling down. Each day is bringing you closer to meeting your little one

Still pregnant!

There's still no agreed name here, we are going in with a list but not a decision.

Yes, tiredness defo came back years the end of third trimester deeply. Combined with this ongoing waking up early, I will need to nap later.

Frijj is also dairy honey so that helps make bones strongerer for baby, you are doing it a favour if anything!

Can't believe the small zing is a year old popz. That's crazy! Where does that time go? I remember she was so sure she was pregnant and would catch quickly and it was almost instant!

Just to let you all know, the amazon prime deals are on today. There's a few baby things in it including the perfect prep machine for £60 and some monitors etc. you can sign up for prime for free and cancel after a month. Might be worth checking out?

Oh dulcet hope that baby gets a move on soon for you!

Feel like baby bat may have changed position, after a lively session last night I haven't felt anything from outside this morning (still early though) but then I've had some very strange feelings as if I'm getting punched in the bladder! So maybe he/she has just decided to roll over and have a go at my internal organs. Guess as long as I'm feeling something even though not from outside then it's ok?!

Morning!

Deeply yes the tiredness returns in 3rd tri. Naps are your friend

Bat there's still lots of room in the. As long as you feel movement dont worry - keep track of patterns as your baby will have its own pattern which you'll come to know

Still preggers and going for sweep today - not sure when yet

I remember zings live birth thread - zing goes pop!

It's nice when people come back to say hi

Dulcet crossing fingers for you today. Get shagging/eating pineapple

Morning all! Gosh, feeling really sorry for you due date grads. Get out, babies! Eviction notices are issued!

I am stiff and sore from the party yesterday and scanxiety is really setting in. Dreamed last night that I had a mmc and no HB at scan. Thanks, subconscious.

Deeply I'm exhausted at the moment. I can't get through the working day without a nap. I'm snoozing my alarm for an hour in the morning. Thank goodness I'm working at home and don't have to go anywhere looking presentable

La, I vetoed it early on because it's the name of an ex but we only went out for 4 months 8 years ago and we're FB friends. We have been struggling to agree so I backed down and it really is a lovely name. And DH won't let me have a Finley
Trying to decide a middle name now, mindful of the initials. We don't have the Scottish issue but still don't want anything that might cause bullying

honey I had that dream a number of times. I was fine before my
7 week scan but the 10 week one I was a bundle of nerves. I'm sure you will be fine and you will see your bean with a good strong HB :)

Did anyone notice they could feel their heart beating a lot more when pg? Last night I could literally feel it thumping in my chest for about 5 minutes.

Good luck with your sweep la! Baby la, dulcet and fleur time to come on out :)

I know many folk called Finlay - it's quite popular in Scotland. My problem has always been the initials and also that I know people with every Scottish name and associate it with them, but we are happy with the name we picked. Just need him to come out now!

Fleur - you've not checked in yet...have you done a baby overnight?

Honey scanxiety is awful, fx for you and we will hold your hand through it x

Ha! la was just checking in.

No baby but I am definitely feeling like it's the start of something I have been having pains (contractions?) since about 5am and they're now about every 7/8 mins. They're painful but bearable and last less than a minute.

Hmmm. I keep thinking they will stop soon and I don't want to call DH back from work yet - bit unsure about what to do?

jelly yes, for weeks and weeks I could hear my heart pounding in my ears - was very annoying. I can't actually remember when it stopped, not that long ago.

I've been busy with weekend and outings, i totally expected there to be at least one baby by now.

bat how many weeks are you? Sounds like baby bat is still changing position a lot. If you're worried get it checked though!

I had a few days of feeling much less sick, then suddenly really bad and retching last night. I was just starting to feel anxious. At the moment my symptoms seem to cine and go every 48 hours or so. Really weird. Anyone else have/had this?

Fleur if you think they are contractions then call him - I've been having contractions off and on for a few days and they are uncomfortable but not painful and were more like cramps. If yours are coming in painful waves regularly then start timing and I would call him home.

Jelly palpitations can be pg symptom - I could hear my heart in my head most of the time

Morning everyone!

Hopefully Fleur is either a) in labour or b) at least getting some sleep

Good luck with the sweep La have you had one before?

honey I can do nothing to ease your fears, I think it's just something we all have to go through. I'm sure they're unfounded though - when is Your scan?

I got up early this morning went for a run - I'm planning to recoup my sleep with DS naps. Feeling disgustingly smug right now

Ooh Fleur that's exciting. How far away does DP work? If it would take him long to get home then I'd call him back. You need the support and it's better he gets home early than be at work when you need him.

Oh epic x-post Fleur
Squeeeeeee, sounds like a goer.
Are you ok?

Oooh er Fleur! Very exciting!

Thanks ladies... Bloody dreams. Thursday it's on Saturday.

Honey scanxiety is horrible but perfectly normal. It's going to be fine though and we'll be cooing over pics of your little one before you know it

I also get the pounding heart thing, it's normal if irritating. Sometimes it keeps me awake.

I had lots of other points to make but my daughter has nagged me so much that I have forgotten them all. I had a house full of drunken family until 2am last night too which doesn't help. Hope everyone is doing alright anyway

ooo exciting! gx fleur :) :)