Trying to make our fannies wider, Epi-no,no,no! All the pregnancy glamour of difficult shags, dribbly naps and pissy pants. JSers - encouraging food envy for 33 freds.

[DulcetMoans]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 32nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 50th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

My boobs are HUGE today and am super bloated. Gah I feel enormous

Hugs La I know its hard when you're so uncomfy and impatient to meet your squish. I was the same because I was so desperate not to go overdue and jealous of all the newborn pics in the January group! Try and relax though, and think oxytocin-y thoughts.... He'll come when he's ready. Sounds like things are gearing up if you've had some contractions already

Ga what've you bought with no roof??

Ooh Zing popped onto the grad grads to say hi the other day! Will have to ask her for a unicorn

la I know how you feel and I am not even overdue yet!! I am also keen to avoid induction and I think that is on my mind and making me anxious.

My nct group are already arranging a meet in two weeks with their babies - I might not have mine by then!

Unicorns? Can someone enlighten me?

DH is working late and so I have had my dessert (ice cream and chocolate sauce) first to tide me over until 8.30 when we can have dinner together. Baby goes mad for ice cream

My kind of girl Fleur! I'm just about to make dinner and already panicking that there's no ice cream for dessert.

la you'll meet baby la soon enough! I know I'll be the same though as the 3 friends of mine who are pregnant are all due Oct/Nov whereas I'm beginning of Jan. at least yours will come in the next couple of weeks!

Had baby looking heartbeat fix today, unexpectedly went for my war consultant appt (was told at my 12 week scan that I would be consultant led due to cyst on my ovary) - went today, they took my blood pressure, asked if I'd had any pain other than usual pregnancy pain (no), said they were happy to sign me off and I'll be midwife-led again (yey!) and that they'll listen to the heartbeat! Was lush as I wasn't expecting it at all, she took about 10 seconds or so to find it (im only 15+3 and I know it can be hard to find this early) during which I freaked out on the inside, then there it was! I wouldn't say it was loads like a galloping horse or train, but definitely more train. I'm already convinced it's a boy!

1st consultant appt not war consultant!

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Moment of truth...

Love it chat!!!' It's a smiley faced unicorn!

Lol is that a unicorn? Love it!

Oh bless you La, but I can imagine why you feel emosh. I am super impatient and have told Christmas Pud to come at 38 weeks so am setting myself up for disappointment already. Can you book in some nice things to do in the next few days so you have something else to look forward too?

Right, I didn't have a nap after work today so I'm off to bed. Night night Viroids xx

That's fantastic looking!! Really pleased for you

Ok so the unicorn was a symbol in early jser thread days of luck for viroids. Zing was amazing at drawing them and we'd rub the unicorn for luck :)

Later on we'd rub zings preggers belly for luck

Awesome chat!

Aww la sorry you're feeling a bit rubbish, hopefully things will get moving for you very soon! Must be so frustrating when everyone else has things happening.

Baby bat seems to still be in there, got home at 10pm after a work dinner still having not had any significant movement, laid down on the sofa and got a few proper kicks, phewwww, so relieved! Was really starting to worry.

Aw, really glad minibat has perked up!!

Love the unicorn chat! And looking, great news from appointment you must be all chuffed

La you have my sympathy. It is frustrating and boring and you feel like your baby will never arrive but that day will come and soon by the sounds of it! Bizarrely I'd quite like to go overdue, don't fancy sharing my birthday but come back to me on that one nearer the time!

Think ds had quite a girly heartbeat now I think of it but I was so so sure he was a boy. This one, no idea! We're not going to find out and it's driving me potty already!

popz a house.....i bought a house with no proper roof on it....in the 3rd trimester.....crazy? Moi?
la I went 5 days over with DD so when labour did start I sort of wouldn't believe it. I told my mam it was probably nothing and not to worry. My sister was exactly the same. Contracting away but not bothering anyone. It'll happen. He won't stay in there forever. Promise.

Haha. Love it chat! Everyone likes a happy unicorn. You grads grads should be careful though, he more used for BFPs than making babies come out. Unless that's what you secretly want!

How was zing doing? Must be a busy life over there now!

I just had a bath and pick at what I thought was a little scab but it was a bug! It was eating me! It was in my skin!

I liked the idea of a war consultant looking! Like you were deciding on a plan of action as you battle the baby out. Feels like that's what I need!

Night pud!

BFPs you say...? Zing was upduffed by the time I joined...

Of course you did Ga nutter Why is it roofless?

Are you back on the JSing bandwagon chat?

She was good Dulcet ... Apparently the littlest Zing is a year old now

Eugh. Brownie party... 32 5-10 year olds, running round, screaming, covering things in glitter! ARGH!

Now eating chilli and drinking a strawberry frijj. It's reduced sugar so totally healthy, right?

Yay for those who need them.

Boo for over worked viroids and teachers everywhere.

popz the previous owners removed the supporting beams in the loft to make a loft conversation/extra bedroom. Totally didn't bother with building regs. Idiots. So the roof is there but only by a miracle as there's nothing holding it up really so its crumbling away as the days go on.

Not supposed to be until this appt and all results are in, Popz. Haven't got a clue where my cycle's at though so have been back on the wagon for a couple of weeks. I figure I'm unlikely to get a BFP for a while yet so it's probably fine. Not that I'm expecting anything but a green light on Friday...

Ga, hope you get it sorted soon. Building regs pah...who'd wanna follow them and stop a house falling down! FFS!

Chat, love the unicorn, hope it brings you luck

Got my birthing ball sorted for mummynatal tomorrow night
We've also agreed on a name but we're not telling anyone IRL because when people ask and I tell them our shortlist, someone pulls a face at least once! La I think it's the same as yours
We were having Zylas name for a girl

Honey I'm fairly sure that strawberry frijj counts as one of your five a day

War consultant!

Ga that sounds a bit dodgy!

Strawberry frijj definitely five a day option

Tip for anyone worried about movements. I find lying on my side does work, but what works better is to put on a pretend foetal monitor! I put strap round bump (bandage would work) with something relatively sturdy and heavy placed on bump where baby is. My baby instantly starts trying to kick it off! It works every time.

Obviously this is not guaranteed for you and if you're concerned you need to phone mw. But it's another option in case you're not sure.