Breathing through the scanxiety, putting all our faith in Jill and fantasising about illicit paddling pools and fanjo fans - it's JS grads thread 32!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 32nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 50th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Ooh now I want stuffing. Mmmm stuffing :-)

Ooh stuffing. And Turkey. And cranberry sauce. And pigs in blankets

Holy shit, why isn't it Christmas yet?!

Cheese board - mmmm.....with pickled onions and chutney and lots of gooey cheese. Mmmm...that's what christmas means to me. And parsnips and sprouts, yum.

Love a good stuffing myself

Christmas Pud has been told that under no circumstances should it arrive on Christmas Day. I am not missing out on my Christmas dinner! Won't get to go to Yorkshire for Xmas this year though which is a shame. My Dad is a chef and does a difference theme every year (Spanish tapas Christmas, Australian BBQ Christmas, Indian Christmas curry etc). I hope this baby appreciates the sacrifices I am making!

So we have had a chicken pox alert sent round at school. I work on secondary so it's quite unusual. I don't teach the student, have had chicken pox before and wasn't at work today anyway... so presume I don't need to do anything? Just carry on as normal?

You want to be careful, la had a stuffing and look what happened to her!

Bubbles and squeak on Boxing Day - yum! Too warm for these things though!

Now I want all the cheese....

It was my own sister who text me - she should know better

An acquaintance on FB posted a picture of himself, his wife and her mum all giving the thumbs up from hospital when she went into labour . I stress he is an acquaintance

Hello Grads

Anyone mind if I mark my place and lurk over here for a while - I got my BFP today

Hi Thursday!! (waves like a spesh)

Ooh welcome Thursday

I'm fantasising about Christmas dinner now. I usually cook for me and DH and my parents. I reckon that will still be ok with a 3 month old. If it's a difficult one there's always m&s - I'll just do less from scratch

Tee I'm laughing at your plug/jizz comment

Dulcet I'm with you on the no induction too hence why I'm having an ELCS but as mine has to be 38 weeks I can't wait til my body does it naturally
A friends SIL just had a baby at 43 weeks as she refused induction. She had a private MW who monitored her daily though. Her and the baby were fine, it was 10lbs though

Hi Thursday it's like an invasion

I need to ring my docs surgery soon and get on the list but MAN do I dislike the receptionists

I really hope my MW is the same this time

All this talk of Xmas dinners has made me reach for the crisps

Pud! You don't eat proper Christmas dinner?! I yell you, I hate Christmas with my PILs, purely because they don't eat traditional dinner! We had roast beef! Roast beef I tell you! With boiled pots and beans.

I am still a bit traumatised.

I can't wait for a good stuffing... Gx I'm good to go in a couple of weeks, poor Mr tee is making do with occasional mercy blowjob and lonely shower wanks.

I posted it on the FB group but I know not everyone is on it; Lansinoh nip cream, is on offer in mothercare, if you're gonna bf, I cannot recommend it enough and it's usually a tenner a tube, so £7 ish quid is a bargain. The Lansinoh breast pads are also in the sale and they are the best ones I've used.

Just for the record... Christmas dinner contains:

Turkey
Stuffing
Pigs in blankets
Roast potatoes
Roast parsnip
Carrots
Fuck ton of sprouts
Red cabbage (my absolute favourite)
Cranberry sauce
Bread sauce
Gravy
Christmas pudding
Custard

I would heartily recommend a sandwich of bread sauce, cranberry sauce, and Turkey on a nice thick sliced white loaf. As many as possible.

Yy to that sandwich

But you missed devils on horseback...so yummy

I'd go for warburtons toastie, pref the green one
Slices of turkey leg meat
Stuffing
Pigs in blankets
Cranberry sauce
Drizzle of gravy

Tee I take my hat off to you...4 weeks after birth and you're giving mercy blow jobs. You're a true JSer
can't be arsed with any of it in this heat

dulcet Mr La thought it would be hilarious to text my mum saying baby on way - I stopped him, only because it would be just typical of her to flap, forget to re-check phone and therefore wouldn't get the message from us saying 'just kidding!' and she'd already be on train down to us!

pud your christmases sound awesome!

I think chicken pox is ok but check the info your mw gave you

My sil sent me photo of her in labour, giving the big thumbs up. Is this a new thing?

Hi thursday! waves welcome and congratulations!!!

tee I do think the gloop was jizz...not show

Lansinoh is mega expensive! So will be checking out that deal, thank you! Also got the breast pads

I'm veggie so just have trimmings at christmas. My bastard veggie hating dbro cooked christmas dinner once and put pancetta in the sprouts, cooked the roasties in goose fat and put the veggie stuffing in the turkey. Fuckwit.

What's a devil on horseback?

Mr La was in shock this morning to get any - that's 3 times now in 20 weeks - BOOM!

Wow my Xmas dinner is very different to you lot.

We normally have at least 4 or 5 meats, Turkey, Chicken, Beef, Pork and Ham, a lamb casserole, roast and boiled potatos, shreeded sprouts and whole sprouts, parsnips, carrots, 2 different types of gravy and cranberry sauce

Man i miss christmas!

oh and welcome thursday :) i'm disliking how i'm not one of the most recent grads now!

Should I make scones or brownies? I'm not supposed to eat either, but really want to bake...

Welcome Thursday there is definitely something in the water on the JS Fred - I guess there must have been last November too with lots of us due in the next few weeks.

mountainScones! And send some my way

DH refuses to come near me. It was my birthday recently and he refused then too - he had better not make any complaints once the baby is here

Speaking of which, I am 38 + 3 and have had a couple of BHs but nothing else, not a twinge. I have been walking every day (for up to an hour), drinking RLT and eating pineapple. I sit on my ball. What else can I do?

I am not uncomfortable just impatient

La it's a prune wrapped in streaky bacon and cooked in the oven (along with the pigs in blankets). Prune goes all gooey like jam and the salty bacon makes them yummy.

Scones mountain!