Breathing through the scanxiety, putting all our faith in Jill and fantasising about illicit paddling pools and fanjo fans - it's JS grads thread 32!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 32nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 50th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

It's on until the 19th, my scan is on 21st! Annoying eh!

Great pram news purple, big thing to tick off the list.

I wouldn't normally jelly but is a bit down to how good the deal is - I do love a bargain! Buying it won't make anything bad happen...

Who is making this next thread? Me and la had a go and are still bloody pregnant! fleur, do you have PC access?

Oh yeah, fleur, did you pick a name yet? You don't have to tell us but I am browsing through baby names and wondered!

Argh, no PC, sorry!

No name yet

Off out for a curry

Dulcet you're overdue, I'm handing you the baton hands the baton solemnly

jelly we still haven't bought anything and I'm 27 weeks. But if I was you I would wait til after the 20 weeks scan. Just my opinion though. Loads of people buy stuff early on.

Yeh I do think we should wait. It's £1599 reduced to £600, and they said they will reserve it for a deposit that's fully refundable.

Did you have a scan at 10 weeks jelly? Or was it 8? Either way chances of anything going wrong now are extremely low, and as dulcet said buying things doesn't increase the chances. If they'll hold it for you then that's hopefully best of both worlds!

I know re the antenatal friend!!! Feel quite guilty about telling the class now. She would have been totally fine with me telling them that she was in labour and waters had gone. But now we know it wasn't her waters but piss it's not so much fun! I really hope things ramp up for her soon and she has the natural water birth she really wants.

JC yeah that's what is going on with my vagina - I'm just stretchy. Pretty chuffed with that description tbh given the impending circumstances

purple HOORAY for pram!!! So exciting! I got the Bugaboo Buffalo in petrol blue (more turquoise) and I love it. Have you got it now or do you have to wait a wee while?

Just read back more - TINK!!!!!!! How you doing??? Haven't heard from you in agggessss!!

Indigo,it's at my mums, we're not allowed it in our house

Molly you're very welcome, I'm not much of a cat person either

Not cat people? Begone!
Just kidding! Course you're welcome Molly!

Your correct apostrophe placement just about makes up for your lack of cat-love Molly

Cmon Dulcet you can pop a baby out by the end of this Fred

Hey molly! Sure, come join us. Are there any pets you can share antics of? Otherwise we will have to hear about these dreams!

I guess your friend can just say 'fluid' indigo? Maybe she will have had it be the next lesson and then it won't matter!

Make it spicy fleur!

That is a good reduction jelly, if you really want it and they will return the deposit if needed then it's not that crazy. So close to finding out! What does DP think?

Hi Molly - congratulations

It just won't come out popz! Stubborn and lazy already!!

Hi Molly! Gosh, you have been lurking for a while!

Been at the parents all day. Lovely. Can't believe no one has had their baby yet! I mean, honestly! How lazy can you be?

(Have you tried nipple tweaking?)

Thank you everyone! No pets currently though I do have a slightly feral one year old DS who barks at everything so halfway there Will do my best to maintain my apostrophe (apostrophic?) high standards!

Very jealous of bugaboos and silver cross. We have a graco currently. It will not be staying for this next one, I HATE it!

I've got a jade uppababy vista, I love it!

Been nipple tweaking and bouncing. All that's happened is my boobs are a bit achy!

Cmon dulcet, 20 posts to go...

I don't like spicy curry but I'll give the sex a go again tomorrow - will try not to break myself this time

DH drinking my favourite wine. A huge glass. Which he put down next to me.

Is it really my turn? Does anyone else want a go? I did the last one!

Have you had words honey? Or just try crying a little. You can sniff it?

Not tried the tweaking much popz, is that your recommendation? I will try later! Isn't using the TENS machine suppose to help maybe as well? All this effort to kick of hours off pain!

We just put our pram together tonight actually, it's just a Mamas and Papas Zoom but should do the job.