Breathing through the scanxiety, putting all our faith in Jill and fantasising about illicit paddling pools and fanjo fans - it's JS grads thread 32!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 32nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 50th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

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I really hate the fucking delete key being next to the m. I always end up deleting the letter before an m and not putting the m in there. See came = ce

Same with shift and letter a. Always things like tRt and twT. Argh!

Catch up tomorrow (or let's be honest at 5am). Have been occupied by curry followed by indigestion which resulted in a very satisfying burp,

Ooh La you haven't been on yet. Are you having a baby? Or even more excitingly... are you still asleep at this hour?!

Hair is a total mess brown bob. Was thinking maybe cleopatra? Should be quite easy?

Ooh pud I had a dead celebs Halloween party for my bday last year, it was so much fun. I was Amy Winehouse and I got a great wig off ebay as well as the fake tattoo transfers. There were some fantastic outfits - we had 2 Jimmy Savilles, a Marilyn Monroe, a female Beetlejuice, an Anna Nicole Smith, a couple of Cleopatras, a Thelma and Louise, a Freda somebody (the one with the monobrow), a Walter White, a Charlie Chaplin, mr bat was Steve Irwin.....will see if I can think of any more for you! No Michael Jacksons though which was a surprise! The effort everyone made was really brilliant and we hung sheets all over the house that we had made to look like murder scenes and had a smoke machine and other Halloween decorations, loved it.

dulcet yes it is my friend who I was worried about telling I was pregnant For selfish reasons it has been nice as well since she first found out she might be pregnant a couple of weeks ago as it has been a bit awkward around her and I try not to talk about the pregnancy in front of her (which is hard as we see her a lot and other people always want to bring it up) but she has been much more relaxed and has asked me about the baby and it all feels much more normal and I don't feel guilty anymore, really hope she has a sticky bean!!!

Everything crossed for your friend then bat. Sure she feels like there's a long way to go still but so far, so good!

Cleopatra could work pud. And with that kind of hair maybe Jackie O or Audrey Hepburn - but you might need to bouf it up a bit for them.

Thank god for the chips honey, thought your made a massive error then!

This baby is a massive fidget the last couple of days. It's like having a wave machine in my belly. Worried it's trying to figure out the exit!

Morning viroids!
Sleeping is getting troublesome!

Morning everyone. Any babies?

No baby here but I think I have had some Toni's during the night - the bump kept going hard. No pain.

Supposed to be going swimming but still in bed. I know I will feel good for it but I just feel lazy

Morning!!!

I slept! Oh my god! Still woke up a few times to pee but went back to sleep straight away. This hasn't happened in weeks. I feel...wow, relatively normal for once. One downside is my hip joints are on fire because I obviously lay on them far longer.

Ga - sorry you didn't, are you having trouble getting comfy?

Sorry for all the morning sicky viroids. Salt n vinegar walkers and rice cakes! Plus fizzy water. I don't envy you - although this bit of pg is not much fun I think the MS was the worst

Got lots done yesterday - did all the general cleaning ahead of party today, windows etc. just got bathroom to give once over today and then clean kitchen once I've finished throwing flour around baking. My friends are coming straight from work to help

Dh is going to Brighton to pick up a slushie machine for work today. God I love his job sometimes! What slushies would you all like?

Love the dead celeb party! Deffo Amy winehouse! I would go as princess Diana or something.

Toast just get baby noise on YouTube it's free.

There's no excuse for crap fajitas. I love a fajitas I do (fanjitas we call them in this house)

I had such a lovely day with Mr La yesterday - he's getting excited about baby and keeps talking to bump saying 'you can come out now!'

Dulcet mine is also crazy - the movement is nuts it's so pronounced and strong. 39 weeks tomorrow. Read through my pg book yesterday coz had sudden panic that I couldn't remember when you're meant to go to hospital. I've got a panic about that anyway as its 45 min away but we don't want to go too early. No sign of baby making an exit though.

Love naps and yes the drool is insane - plus swamp fanjo.

Going to get up and do the last cleaning while I have energy then get baking. Then nap before folk arrive Rock n roll

Oh god yes the Toni's. Tonnes of them! And hands in my vag and feet in my side. Bum is the funniest - he sticks it right out the front and i can totally imagine his little tiny peachy bum

We had a freak out moment yesterday where I suddenly realised its never going to just be us anymore and I am scared my cats are going to be scared all the time. But Mr La said it will be us but just more awesome.

Another bfp on undergrads...

Morning viroids
La sounds like a lovely day and hurray for more sleep
No cramp in the night here thankfully. Apparently I really scared DH - well I did wake him up with a squeal!

Whooping cough jab at lunchtime today - slightly dreading it!

We went to my friends yesterday and picked up the stuff she's given us - swinging crib, high chair, play gym and a cot mobile. Theres a cot bumper too but it will come off before the baby sleeps in there.

If the baby gains half a pound a week til 38 weeks it's going to be an 8 pounder, coupled with large doses of insulin, it could easily be 10lbs! So I'm now buying size 2 nappies, might even go onto 3 next
I don't think we need to worry about being too small for a sleeping bag

You know what's better than swimming fleur? Laying down. Rest while you can! Guessing you can sleep a bit later when you feel like moving.

You sound refreshed la! Sure your party will be the balls. I understand you go to hospital when contractions are three in ten minutes but not sure if you would do earlier when that far away. We are much closer to hospital/BC. I have a bum sticker-outter was well - makes bump all uneven and I look odd!

What kept you up ga? I prescribe a nap!

You'll be fine with jab purple, it's an achy one though. Maybe consider having it in the weaker/non-writing hand as it does go a bit floppy.

Oooh WC - that ones a bit stingy :(

Yes Fleur - sleeeeeep. Soon you will have none so sleep now.

I'm still in bed

Yeah wc made my arm achey. Try to relax your arm as much as possible.

I went swimming - I really recommend it, makes me feel so much much better. I think it's because my joints get to move without the weight

I've got Jeremy's :(. What do I do? I've managed to avoid them the whole pregnancy!

Buy some Andrex moist toilet tissues to keep things clean and some anusol for if they are sore.

On it...thanks!

Oh no la I think I got a little tear earlier on in the pregnancy but, after going on the iron tablets I have upped my fibre and lactulose intake which seems to be working (a little too well at times ).

They literally just appeared this morning! Obviously baby's pushing on my bits now so something had to give

Fuckity - my calmness cracked when I remembered my friend coming tonight is vegan. Have just had to walk to co op to get soya stuff to make vegan scones

pud cleopatra sounds like a good idea, and instantly recognisable. There's nothing worse than going to a dress up thing and being asked who you're meant to be all night!

la glad you've had a good sleep. You sound very perky it's nice. That's so sweet what your DP said.

I'm 10 weeks today and so officially carrying a foetus not an embryo anymore. Hooray! now if this MS could just fuck off

Oh I think I was also going to say that I'm already blessed with jeremies thanks to years of IBS so christ knows what'll happen to my arse during the rest of pregnancy/labour.

Oh no, bummer la! (Pun not intended!). At least you are near the end I guess so hopefully it sods off soon.

I thought you might go swimming fleur so I stayed laying down for you, to keep the universe balanced.

10 weeks yay pud! Couple more weeks to the scan and then the weeks will fly by for a bit. Scary!

Oh pretzel sorry that you're still suffering with ms. I know exactly how you feel. Rest as often as you can and I hope it improves for you soon!

Feeling tired again today (but I didn't have a busy weekend visiting my parents) so spent most of the morning dozing in bed. Out of bed now and have a few chores to do but a while to do them so gonna spread them out

Sorry about the jeremies la. Hopefully minila won't be causing discomfort for too much longer!

Wish I had your motivation fleur. I know that swimming will make me feel good but I haven't yet managed to force myself to go. One day soon.....

woohoo pretzel :) it's oddly satisfying thinking of a fetus instead of embryo (less egg-y)

I'm so distracted in work, I can't stop thinking about my scan tomorrow. I wasn't this bad with my 6 week scan, I think because I had only had a few weeks of being pg, and it was so early. But even though i'm not 12 weeks, I kind of feel like it should be ok at this stage. My friend did remind me on Saturday she knows 2 people who have lost their babies at 12 weeks so "don't get too excited"...could have punched her to be honest.

Right, woe-is-me rant over!

La jeremies sound horrific scary. I've never had them before, not looking forward to meeting them! Also, vegan's are a nightmare to cook for. I cooked for a friends boyfriend once who was vegan, I think we ended up having beans. I guess you need Soya butter, milk etc.?