Breathing through the scanxiety, putting all our faith in Jill and fantasising about illicit paddling pools and fanjo fans - it's JS grads thread 32!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 32nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 50th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Don't feel you have to tidy la, just kidding. They are there for you, not the house. Jizz juice cocktail needs to be creamy I think

bat - I remember a boy at college went to doctor once because he was playing football, got hit in the balls and then was pissing red but turned out it was the jar of beetroot he had eaten the day two days before! Hopefully it's that!

Sounds like you will all be napping about now! It is a pregnant lady perk I think. One of few.

I got my close caboo for JL with some vouchers this morning. I have a sling - yay! People in town look at me like my waters are going to break on them... I guess I can't guarantee they won't.

Nice to hear about everyone's non baby shower plans

Pickle talk! I'm usually partial to gherkins and pickled onions.

Whinge alert... I am SO fed up of feeling sick all the time I could scream. It's been about seven weeks of feeling sick (started before I knew I was upduffed) and is likely to be at least another two and any good humour I had about it has run out so wahh

Pud in pleased eris is still hanging on in there! My parents dog is funny about food and so we sometimes end up pretending to eat from his bowl, quite hilarious. It sometimes works and he'll then go and have some dinner. Or sometimes he just watches and then walks away.

Have any of you been playing baby crying sounds to your cats to get them used to it? I've not, but have read online it's a good idea so might give it a go. I'll feel like a bit of a tit I think but hey ho.

I've been working all day and I am officially pooped. Feel all swollen and achey. So I'm joining the nap crew before we have fajitas for dinner. I'm hoping DH cooks them for me so I can just sit for the evening.

How about a 'swampy fanjo' cocktail? 'colostrum on the beach'?

Toast have a look at the grads Facebook page - I posted a link last week to an article I wrote for work about preparing cats for baby. Mentions the baby noise stuff.

Pretzel it's not nice I remember! Hang on in there you're almost through the bad bit

God knows what he's going to come up with. He's a bit special

You'll miss it when it's gone pretzel!

Fajitas are the best toast. Perhaps if you stay having a nap long enough he will just do it...?

Has a nap. Could keep napping. Feel pretty awful actually. Naps are meant to she things better!

Pretzel, I'm sorry that you are feeling so rubbish be kind to yourself.

I could nap 24 hours a day. I think that is not technically napping!!

Jizz juice

So pleased she's turned a corner pud she's testing you out for when Christmas pud comes! Love the image of you pretending to eat her food!

bat that's fantastic news for your friend. My close friend had egg retrieval when I was around 10 weeks, I was really hoping we could be pregnant together, but they have postponed implantation as she had hyperstimulation, they are going to try around august/september time and it makes me sad that she will be worrying about it all when I have a newborn. Kind of feels like rubbing it in her face.

Your article was really good la, we have created a little cat cave for lily up high in the lounge. She looks so cute with her little head poking out!

I did love pickled stuff but when I was about 8 weeks pregnant bat mentioned eating cheese toasties with piccalilli, so I thought yum I'm gonna have that. I did eat a very large amount of piccalilli and nearly actually died of pickelation #truescience

ga pickelation

dulcet I really won't!! la and pud thank you.

Glad to hear the kitten is doing better.

My cousin has just announced his wife is due in Jan! Pipped to the post!

Sorry pretzel, sounded much more insensitive than I had intended! It was a post-nap sleepy post that wasn't fully thought out (and full of errors!). Hopefully it will stop sooner rather than later, it's not nice at all, especially if it's constant! How did your cousin announce? Are you close enough to support each other through it?

I'm glad you were revived from nearly certain piccalilli-induced death ga! I'm guessing it involves the dissolving of most your internal organs through acidity - what was the cure??

Great news for your friend bat, was that the friend you weren't sure how to tell you were pregnant?

That's ok dulcet I didn't take any offence! You're lovely they announced on Facebook with a photo of the scan next to their wedding pic and some little bootees. Very swish! They're a bit classier than us and a bit younger. We're not very close sadly as they live down in Devon. I'm due in Feb so they'll be very close in age and could even share a birthday!

Naps done. Pre- and post- dinner how's that for nap-a-holic? I keep snoring when I nap... Not usually a snorer. Is that a preggo thing? Anyway now I can be slightly more upright, have a cuppa and then go to bed. Wow what is up with me?

Oh yes la ok sorry it was in your blog post.. I knew I'd read it somewhere! So I will need to find some baby noises!

The fajitas were a total disappointment- dips were rancid despite being within use by date, so no guacamole/salsa/sour cream for me and I already felt bloated before I started so didn't really enjoy them much. Not dh's fault mind, I am very grateful that he has cooked, washed up, watered plants and made my sandwich for lunch tomorrow, whilst I have been sleeping.

Loving pickleation! I Love gherkins.

No snoring here but drooling - what is that all about? I slobber like a dog.

I trust this will not carry on once the baby is here?

Drooling here also, my face is covered in it when I wake up
Rocking the pregnancy glamour here

I've been drooling loads too! glad it's not just me.

dulcet that is indeed how pickelation occurs, yes. I think it was cured by vomming and drinking Gaviscon like pop.

DSis is preggo too. 3.5 weeks ahead of me... Same birthday possible! Poor DM! (It's #3)

I am being driven home and have a big mac by my feet. Yum.

Ooh Honey that's ace about you and your sis!

Drooling and snoring all part of the glamour I believe God we are sexy.

P.s. need to go to a party as a dead celebrity. (I know). Was going to do Amy Winehouse but my hair is not long enough and a wig will kill me in this heat. Any other ideas? Feels a bit creepy pretending to be dead when upduffed....

honey that's so cool about you and your sis! Mine said she's glad I got upduffed cause she was getting broody again but doesn't want another.

pud what's your hair like? Colour/length? Will try to think of some ideas.

Phew pretzel! Thought is sounded like a bitch then. So not likely to be a pregnancy pal by the sounds of it- you'll have to stick with us!

I'm a dribbler anyway, haven't noticed (or been made aware of) increased dribbling but maybe there is.

Hmmm dead celebs pud... Bet there will be a couple of jimmy savilles there, depending on your friends! So ladies that might be easy to dress up as: Marilyn Monroe - white dress, blond wig. Princess Diana - tiara and a nice dress. Or that famous Charlie's angels lady if you don't mind a catsuit? I have the Amy Winehouse wig from a hen do, it is big and probably hot. But most of these need wigs!

That does sound disappointing toast. It's not a fajita without sour cream.

Just a Big Mac honey? You're going to need a large fries with that...

What a lot of food chat on one post from someone that can't eat a full meal anymore!

dulcet true, thank god I've got you lot to stop me going crazy! or at least to go crazy with in a more entertaining and sociable way

I am pleased to report that the big mac ce with fries and bbq sauce. Obvs. And it was amazing, although a bit lacking on the gherkin front.