We're waving our poms poms and eating our magnums as we try not to lose control of our bladders. It's JS Grads 29!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 29th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 47th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: stats

Congrats before. What a big boy. Well done you xxxx

Wait a minute..... Gaggia did you suck off the Hoff?

Awake with crampy pain, I don't think it's intermittent enough to be anything, more likely I've aggravated pelvis from walking around too much yesterday.... But it's a bit ouch - enough to have woken me up. Come onnnnnn tiny tee....

Congratulations Five .

The night before I went into labour, I felt a kind of pressure I'd never felt before Tee. Just in case that helps any - any weird new sensations, hot foot it down the hospital!

Here's hoping tee!

Congratulations five! Welcome to the gang ??

Am awake coz hips don't lie - baby is heavy and lying on either side hurts. We've definitely had a growth spurt last few days, bump has expanded.

Still waiting for news from New York! Sil must be in hospital as its all gone quiet

We need a new thread soon. Tee I think it's yours - it'll hopefully inspire minitee

it's just wind and the result of walking too much. I am resigning myself to induction I think.

Will do new Fred when I can make legs move out of bed.

ga how's the arse rain?

tee gx he comes soon! Come on mini tee!!

la sorry for painful hips :(

five welcome :) nice to see you over here!

I'm already sick of the February AN Fred. I joined because I thought it would be nice to moan about morning sickness and tiredness with other ladies and all they are talking about is miscarriage. I know it's a very real threat at this stage but I don't want to constantly think about it, I want to enjoy being upduffed. I'll maybe rejoin them in a few weeks!

How's everyone's Monday shaping up? Our early scan is Friday (I'll be 6+6) and they confirmed its a dildo cam so very much looking forward to that... I just hope it's not too early to see anything!

Ga are you still sat on the loo with arse rain? Hope you're ok!

Tee just start pushing and hopefully something will start happening lol

Welcome five! Fx it's a sticky one for you

OH makes dinner pretty much every night so it'll be brews that he makes that'll make up for him being a cunty twat bollocks.

Feel like I've got a sty in my eye can't stop blinking and DD thinks it's a game and keeps blinking at me! Today's going to be a long day. Going to the library today to amuse DD for a little while and then going to a friends who has very kindly offered to give us a brand spanking new car seat that fits on the pram! Nearly cried when she said I could have it as money is super tight at the moment. Step dad went and got the rest of the stuff we needed for the pram yesterday as well such as the carrycot and adapters etc. that must've set him back an arm and a leg as its the icandy peach blossom 3. Anyway I'm feeling very grateful that I have lovely family and friends and a DP that's stopped being a twat lol.
Also picked up the "next to me" cot as well from a friend yesterday who has let me have that for a cheaper price than brand new even though it was only used a few times.

Oooh Jelly so exciting about your scan!

Tee I don't know how you are still sane. I have ZERO patience for, well, anything really so I am going to be a nightmare when I am waiting to drop.

Ga I hope your bum has recovered.

No work for me today as I cannot stand up. Time for a second breakfast hobbits. (TBF the first one was at 5 am to definitely time for more food).

Morning viroids

This morning is a struggle. I am exhausted.

Same as you la I have trained myself to sleep on my left side but after a while it's too painful (even with all the pillows) and I have to switch. This is a mission, hefting my bulk over and rearranging said pillows. Then I need a wee.
Repeat, over and over.

I just want to sleep on my back

This baby is definitely not small. Lots of my mat clothes have become snug, I am looking a bit weird for work but I just need something comfy.

Welcome five

Good news about scan jelly GX you get to see the jellybean!

Congrats before - just seen the news!! That's a whopper Hope you're feeling well and looking forward to more updates, well done Mrs! Xx

gaggia yes our weather can only be described with a word beginning with C

Congrats before! A lovely bouncing boy! Well done!

Oh my - the tiredness has hit something rotten to the extent I'm going to work from home today (never usually do so on a Monday as like to get my game on for the week!). I'm actually still in bed feeling like a lazy lump. It honestly feels as though I've taken a sleeping tablet.

Jelly also having my early scan this week at 7+4 - on Thursday. Dildo cam?! This was not mentioned in my emails! I've had to fit it in in my lunch break between meetings! Ah well - camera up my foof should wake me up!

I'm off on holiday in a couple of weeks, to some greek islands. Anyone been abroad during early pregnancy here? I'll be 9+2 returning at 10+4 all being well. Not nervous per se, but if anyone had any tips to share they'd be welcome. Main concern for me is sorting insurance so I'm covered if I need it.

Congrats five and welcome! Hope things this week are better than last for you

jelly exciting that it isn't long until your scan, I think you will definitely be able to see something whether it be a teeny tiny babydot or even a heartbeat. Dido cam really not so bad - I think you've said before you're not a girly girl so don't know if a skirt would be an option but if you do wear them sometimes then they are best as you can just pull it up - if trousers you will have to take them off so you feel a bit more naked although they should give you a sheet or something to cover yourself a bit. But I guess we will have to get used to people peering at our down below bits Can't wait for scan pics!!

tee am keeping it all crossed for tiny tee, come ooooon baby!!

la sorry to hear you are having pain, I'm not looking forward to that point, not too long to go for you now but I'm sure it feels like forever to you.

I've got exams tomorrow and Wed, v unhappy about this, I'm defo going to fail

Ooh and excited for your scan too feather! The early scans are almost more exciting than the later ones even though not too much to see because it's just soooo bloody crazy that there's really something in there and you can see it, weirdest and coolest feeling ever.

Good luck scanners! Don't worry, the dildo cam isn't too bad and the excitement will more than make up for it... not sure I could have coped with dh being there though...
feathered I went skiing at 7 weeks..I think we just had normal ski insurance as it covers 'complicationsof prpregnancy ' which at that point anything happening would have been if that makes sense?

Good luck with your exams Bat, I know you're really worried about them but you can only do your best love x
I was in the middle of trying to get a teaching degree when pregnant and I've just fobbed it off again so I appreciate how hard you must be working and personally admire you for sticking with it.

Jelly I went on holiday at around 18 weeks with DD and I managed to get insurance so it shouldn't be a problem . On another note I don't think I would've been able to have gone on a plane at 9 weeks as that's when MS really started kicking in and I just felt rough and ill all day . I was fine after week 16 though, we ended up going to Berlin and it was not a relaxing holiday at all. DP booked us on a shit load of tours and re discovered his obsession with WWII in the process. We were out from 8am and sometimes didn't get back to the hotel until 7pm at night! Hope you're holiday is a lot more relaxing than mine was lol
Also good luck for your scan, I've never had a dildo cam but assuming it's a bit like a smear test?

I find out the date of my c section tomorrow.. I am absolutely shitting myself for next week!!

Thanks for the tip of the skirt bat I'll try to brave one ;)

I am excited but I'm also getting a bit nervous about it, I've never had anyone look at my foof!!

Ooh it's all go on here!

Good luck for scans - honestly I've had so many dildo cams now (due to suspected ectopic/mc) it just became second nature and it really isn't bad I promise you. If you can have a penis up you you can have a dildocam. Try to take deep breaths and relax as much as possible.

Bat good luck!

Sorry to those of you feeling sickly! It's not nice I remember but it doesn't last forever.

Fleur - I almost cried reading your post, that's exactly how I feel! I was awake 2-5am trying to get comfy. My hips are now shooting pain down legs at my desk. It's so so worth it to go through this but I am so sore!

I'd recommend going to debenhams just now to anyone looking for maternity or baby clothes. Got two beautiful maternity dresses yesterday from red herring. So comfy and 25% off. Baby clothes are all marked down in price including ted baker stuff. Also got my hospital bag stuff because nightwear is 40% off. Had great fun shopping but oh my god I was tired by the end! Lovely lightweight dressing gown for £15 though and slippers for £6, very happy with my purchases.

Mums gone now so I'll go through posts later to catch up. Feel like I've neglected you all!

Jelly stay off the feb thread if it's stressing you and go back later. Have to say I found the monthly board a bit annoying at first as they moaned a lot, but now it's just general chat. The Facebook page can be a bit intense as people seem to post up every twinge and worry, which then pops up on my newsfeed.

Gaggia how you feeling? I'm not getting arse rain but weird build up of a few days then sudden urgent need to go and it's like I poo a stone in weight!

Told my DM miniLas sex as we needed to shop and dh gave permission. She cried . Not telling anyone else.

Nct tonight. Ooh I need to tell you all about my bf class on sat. Will do that later

if you can have a penis up there you can have a dildocam

Before, congratulations on your baby boy!

pixi my holiday will involve lying by the private pool, looking over the hilltops of Northern Greece, swimming in the sea and filling my face with baklava and feta! so no tours, thankfully - although you DH sounds good fun on hols! I'm pretty sure mine has no idea where we are going - he (honestly) usually asks at the airport. No joke!

Welcome five!

Excitement for scans and sorry for sore hips

I'm six weeks today! agree with jelly about the Feb fred. Think it's just making me worry more

Oooh and good luck bat too!

jelly I am putting my hcp hat on and saying why have you never had a smear?!