We're waving our poms poms and eating our magnums as we try not to lose control of our bladders. It's JS Grads 29!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 29th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 47th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

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I think I have lost a bit of my plug!

LOL, I only watched a bit of Teeth, not because it was gross, but because it was so bad! I did LOL a lot at the bit in the waterfall. (It's worth skipping to).

Rhi bless you, your Nana sounds lovely xx

Nothing happening here.... No arse rain, just continuing with the dull back/period pain. Hospital in a week if nothing happens before, which is something to hold onto! I'm not hungry, if that's a tiny symptom. Usually I've hoovered down a bagel and some soup and at least one eclair by now, but I just can't be bothered? I also can't be arsed to think of anything for dinner. Might ask Mr Tee if he'll get Nandos on the way home.

la I read that too, but honestly I feel like the most unsexual thing on earth at the moment, it would take HOURS to achieve anything I think :( Might try and rope Mr Tee into another Mercy shag tonight. He seemed to enjoy himself last night, so I imagine he'll be game. The only downside was when his, ahem, product, decided to exit all down my leg when I got up for a wee in the night and I got excited that I was leaking waters. No, no. It was just jizz.

tee, the dreaded dribble of jizz... Why can't they keep the stuff themselves? No, we are stuck with it...

What did the bit of plug look like fatty? I hear the plug can re grow if you lose a bit early.

It was just a small bit. It looked like a blob of hair gel and was clear in colour with a bit of white. I prodded it a bit and it was definitely thicker than discharge.
I know the plug can regrow and I'm not worried at all. It was just a tiny bit anyway. I'm just excited as apparently my body is getting prepared for labour.

Sorry about your nana Rhi but it seems like she's had a long and loved life and that's all anyone can ask for x
Tee I also suffer from the Jizz escaping. I literally run to the loo with a sock between my legs because I can't bear the trickling sensation!

Unfortunately there's a hell of a lot of smug cunts around with regards to breast feeding. I was told yesterday by a breast feeding woman that my daughter being tongue tied and is both being sore and exhausted was no excuse for not doing it I was already in a pissy mood and her comments surprisingly did not help.
Never seen that film about the fangy fanjo, feel like I'm missing out.

Ooooo if anyone watched GoT last night I'm not going to give anything away if people haven't caught up yet but Oh Em Gee!!

Oh I wanted to add that I thought I was going into early labour this morning, for about 2 hours I had the worst pains ever and it was all in my back and just above my belly button. I'm so so glad I didn't panic and ring triage because it turned out I just needed a poo

pixie I am actually laughing out loud at the sock image! And yes I saw GoT, it was amazing!

It's been a week since I blobbed out my plug much to my own mislead excitement. I bet the frigging thing has re grown with barbed wire and Kevlar so it's unmoveable

Lmao at Barbed wire plug Tee! Ouchy! I went into labour about a week after I'd lost mine the first time. Have you got a sweep at all with the midwife to try and kick things off a bit?

Had a day of sitting at home and playing with DD- no make up and no bra, been wonderful!

Nope, hosp told me to cancel MW this week as I'm seeing consultant next week. I'm sure someone will pop their hand up their at some point tho....
sounds bliss pix. Bra free days are the best, let 'em freely bounce!

Pixie I've breast fed a tongue-tied child and it's like putting your nipple in a fangy fanjo isn't it? Smug cunts are quite normal in breast feeding books, but breast feeding itself is amazing when you have the right support. I needed a lot of support to get going with DD, I even stayed overnight in an MLU for latching help and when it got properly established it turned out to be brilliant, she fed until two and it's lots of lovely cuddles and free food for baby for six months. I lost my baby weight a lot quicker through it too. Give it a go but take all the help you can find and ffs don't let anyone feel bad if you change your mind. Hope you enjoyed your day with DD too.

Tee you're nearly there now, another week is the most you'll have to put up with, but I'd be fashioning forceps out of items in my cutlery drawer and grabbing wildly at the little munchkin by now :)

Lmao Rhi @ breastfeeding a fangy fanjo and Tee trying to fashion forceps from kitchen utensils!
Ahhh you viroids crack me up!
Yep my norks have been freely bouncing today but I keep getting chest pains and back pains where my bra is supposed to be? Don't know whether it's because I've not worn one for the first time ever and they're putting a strain on my back. May need to put little wheels on my nips so they can trundle merrily on the floor DD hasn't been as much of a pest today (thank god) last night she was though, think she's teething again. DP ended up getting in the double bed with her in her bedroom last night as she just wouldn't settle in her cot after she'd woken up at 1am. I couldn't sleep till about 3:30 as I was being kicked and prodded and then he decided to start bloody hiccuping!

Gaggia what the fuck kind of films do you watch girl?!

Just caught up. Lovely news about scans and sorry that no progress yet cym, before and tee but it won't be long now!

I'm sleeping rubbish and morning sickness all the time so trying for a nap now.

Sorry for the viroids still waiting. It will happen soon, they only let you go over 2 weeks don't they?

Sorry about your nana rhiannon I really hope you get to speak to her soon and tell her about the name. Can I ask what it is - don't worry if you prefer not to say. My great auntie passed away yesterday, like your nana I'm not too sad as she had a great life up until the last year or so when she was pretty much in a permanent coma, and she was 95 what a great age! Have decided to give bean her name as a middle name if it's a girl, as she didn't have any of her own children.

wil I love a toothy genital film!
fatty how exciting your body is getting ready!

Pretzel I hope you start to feel better soon. I hope think that I am starting to come out of the other side now, so it doesn't last forever. It is proper shit though for a bit, sympathies!

Hi all, good luck to those still waiting. Those babies haven't quite got the idea that they've been evicted have they. Hope it happens soon for you

I'm so tired so I'm sorry for the rubbish catch up. Managed 8 hours of my 13 hour shift today which I think was impressive considering I felt exhausted after 4. They've changed my next shift to two 8 hour ones so if I can't manage that then ill have to go off sick again which I really don't want to do. Oh and I've got 3 cold sores 3!?! My top lip is just throbbing and the pharmacist would only give my crappy cream for it so there's no making it feel better. In better news it was nice to tell people at work today

3 cold sores, that's awful! Did the pharmacist say you couldn't use zovirax? I used sone the other day without thinking terrible mother

JC I think you did well to get through 8 hours. Rest up tonight and if you can't do it, don't be worried about going off sick. Your health is more important.

So... due date tomorrow. I feel sick again and there is something coming away from my cervix. I'm going to stop short of describing it but my midwife was somewhat neutral about this new development because it's not bloody. She is very zen and says things like "let's see when the baby chooses to come" a lot. She won't be drawn on my symptoms, even when I get all excited and she's not suggested a sweep until our next appointment in a weeks' time. I like the calm actually, because I know things are starting to happen. I never in a million years thought I'd get to my due date (tomorrow) though. So I'm going to be patient, at least for a bit longer.

Rhi, I really hope you get to speak to your nan again. If not, it sounds like she is comfortable and well looked-after. Take care .

before - How exciting!! I agree it's much better to have a zen midwife - it's so much better than someone who raises your hopes up only for sod all to happen for another week and a half!

For you ladies further along, when did you start having problems with your clothes? I mentioned earlier that I'm only 8+3, but I'm really struggling with wardrobe options.

1. It's definitely not summer dress weather yet, 2)my jeans I can get on with the band trick, but they dig in when I'm sat down, 3)my one lovely knee length skirt has started digging into me, and leaving a red line across my stomach

I know it's mainly/entirely bloating, but I can't get anything else done up. Anything even remotely tight on my stomach makes me feel very sick. Most of my wardrobe was a bit of a squeeze before I got pregnant, as I put on a couple of kilograms over the last two years, and so now it's utterly impossible. Any tips?

Nipple wheels!? ~cries with laughter~

I've just done two huge baskets of ironing that I've been putting off for ages, so have been on my feet. I frankly feel fucked now, but upright is good isn't it? And I've not napped which might make tonight easier. Mr Tee text me 'baby yet?' I just replied to not bother coming home unless he has wine.

cym, before anything happening.....? X

Ooh x post! Good stuff before!

Weird how different trusts have different sweep policies, ours seem overkeen at getting their hands in at the earliest opportunity...