We're waving our poms poms and eating our magnums as we try not to lose control of our bladders. It's JS Grads 29!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 29th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 47th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: stats

bat it's either the 8th or 15th of June so 1-2 weeks away. I booked the 15th but the clinic want to do it at 6 weeks, I'm pushing back because I would rather it be at 7 weeks instead of 6 :)

Ooh not long now jelly!
Welcome back gouda

Welcome back Gouda!

Bat- don't worry bet all they were feeling was gas/ farts rather than movements!
Purple- didn't realise baby's can change the shape of poo. Are you able to put in requests such as farm animals or everyday objects? Could be a new one for the fanjolympics!

Tee- sorry to hear about your car, we had a right banger when I first had DD. my step dad put his foot down and told me he wasn't having his grandchild driven around in it so gave us 2k to put towards a bigger car. I was insulted and very grateful all at the same time lol!
DD decided that she wanted to be up from 2:30 this morning, she finally went back to bed at 6:30. I am so so tired, OH is currently running around a cricket pitch and all I want is a nap. No chance of that until DD is in bed which is another 2 hours yet. Did have my nails done today so at least that's a positive and they look quite nice.

I read it somewhere pixie that the baby pressing on your bowel area can cause constipation so shaping the poo could happen

Kind of jealous of everyone with arse rain. I'm lucky if I get to do a poo once a week.. Then I'm left with Jeremy Kyles (piles) teamed with the fact that I have SPD, a wonky pelvis and Jeremy's I end up walking like I've shit myself

DH persuaded me to get up earlier as he's a great believer in the healing power of having a shower and getting dressed. I couldn't face a shower so had a bath instead, which did help. Then after lunch we went to a local beauty spot and I walked after a fashion around for an hour. It wasn't far in absolute terms but it's the furthest I've walked in one go for weeks. Now I'm waiting with baited breath.

If I needed any more encouragement, we saw my lovely childminder back from her hols and she reiterated that she'd look after DS any time at all. So everything is ready (listen up baby!).

Sounds like some serious sorting purple, good going.

Also I hope Mr Tee has some luck sorting the car Tee, suspect you may be needing that.

Yo! HP world was full so we went on the London sightseeing bus instead!
It was fun! It's quite nice being a tourist in a city you know.

Going out for dinner in a bit and I just ate a giant bar of galaxy

Got blood results - all normal for liver function so itching must be hormones

I wonder if Dh has remembered to feed the cats...

Welcome back Gouda!

Mmm....gouda....

Like the idea of poo shaped like animals. Like poo topiary?

Hope you feel better soon before - perhaps just take some time out and nap if Dh can look after the munchkin?

Yay for healthy liver la!

Yay dulcet! That's such a coincidence! I love consti - we held a big party at the top for my dad's 60th birthday a few years ago. Such a small world
Perfect place to visualise for birth (minus a 60 year old's party probably).

Great news on the blood test la, but boo to HP. But it's fun with your friends wherever you are.

If heard that ladies tend to feel a bit 'off' just before labour starts as well before so could be on it's way.

Hope you're having a nap by now pixie!

Welcome gouda! We know it's totally nerve wracking but hopefully the time will speed up and you'll feel better soon. Do you have a scan date?

Bummer on the car tee, better keep your legs crossed! Maybe if you go to the garage you can get some pity haggling as you are so pregnant and vulnerable!

I got engaged up there too mini! Aww, miss it more now!

before that sounds horrendous hope you feel better soon. Take it easy!!!

Good lover am news la. Could be allergies? Have you taken an antihistamine? Dh had a random reaction to a washing powder a couple of years ago, he was itchy all over and it lasted for months, anti histamines were the only thing that stopped it.

Viroids what's the consensus on hair dyeing? My hair dresser said some women like to wait until after 12 weeks, NHS website suggests waiting after 12 weeks...but as I'm already very, very ugly what with my extra weight, dry and flaky yet spotty skin, Im keen to avoid adding bad hair to the list for almost another 4 weeks!

la yay for the blood test :) HP world is great to go around with babies too so you're not missing out!

I got my letter for my 12 week scan today!!! Scary times.

Also got a letter with loads of blood test things, not sure what I'm supposed to do with it. Not had anything from the midwife for booking appointment!

looking I'm very sure you are not very very ugly. I'm sure you're pure lush. Early preg makes you feel like a beached whale,a bloated carcass, a pizza face, a pukey potato and a grot bags. Its not glamorous. However you are pregnant!!!! How fucking cool is that?

I agree with Ga- bet you feel a lot worse than you look. It's ok I got Told by the MIL that I look "unwell" and "very tired" today. That's after I'd made an effort to have a shower and put make up on. I wanted to say "Well I'm not going to look like fucking sleeping beauty am I when I've been up all pissing night!" Instead I settled for "oh no, do I? What a shame" inside I was like this . Last thing you need to hear when you're pregnant and feeling like shit is that you actually look like shit.
Made myself feel better and got my nails done. Still not had a nap yet but I've got bloody awful heartburn . I don't know whether OH has his keys as he gets in late from cricket and if he's not I'll have to stay up anyway to let him in.

Thank you both - ga you even used my local lingo - pure lush! How lush.

The twot who I line manage in work actually said I looked "tired and drained" the other week (she doesn't know I'm pregnant) - felt like saying something really mean back but I resisted ----for fear of her lodging a grievance against me.

Pixie your DH can sleep outside if he has forgotten his key, silly man! (Key under a plant pot if you are feeling generous?)

Looking you look beautiful my dear. So far 4 people at work have guessed I'm upduffed because, quote "you look like you are trying to hold the vom in", "you have been looking a bit grim", "you look a bit " - last one was the assistant head teacher doing an impression of my face by pulling a pukey face - such charming colleagues!! To top it off, it's half term so I obviously have a holiday coldsore, meh! (Still obviously a total sex pot though, I've still got it ha ha!)

Lol Pud! Yeah fuck 'em! We're fabulous!

Colleague are lovely aren't they? I got pulled to a side office on Friday by one who whispered to me "your boobs have gotten massive but I didn't want to say it in front of everyone". Hmmmm yeah cos that's a totally acceptable thing to say isn't it. In fairness to her my tits are now the size of actual planets and can cause solar eclipses #not exaggerating.

Why does she need to tell you that at all gaggia?!

I am sure you are none of those things looking! My boss tells me I look tired all the time, I just remind myself that's cos in dealing with her! Not sure I know enough about hair dye I'm afraid. Don't be too rough on yourself though, growing humans is hard!

I remember being told I looked 'drained'. Well yeah, there's a fucking human sucking all the life out of me. . MiL at about 12 weeks :'I thought your back was bad today, you're walking like you've shit yourself' . The tiredness does go off, honest, and the little boost of energy is brilliant. Eventually...

Car is fixed. £450 we can ill afford, but it's legal and roadworthy. No baby either. I've just eaten a milky bar and half a punnet of strawberries.

I carried on dying my hair every 6 weeks as normal, I am grey as shit underneath.

Good news about liver tests la! Hope you had a lovely time today!

Fx before. My Los failed miserable today, so it's either Mr tee working at distance early next week, or the potential for some hot weather (so I'll be stuck inside and miss it) next weekend, followed by thunderstorms (that I can't chase).

Show us your norks gaggia we've not had a tit shot for aaages..

tee we are due a tit shot aren't we? A fancy dress one too methinks. I'll have to do it then!.

Good grief. That made me snort my (raspberry leaf) tea!

Hahaha I love the word norks

Our gaggia has norks that generate their own gravitational field.. ;-)